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Brian Gaar
@briangaar.bsky.social
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Not a fan of free speech. linktr.ee/briangaar Austin, TX
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 8h
There's something sinister about permanent markers, like what kind of magic is that
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 13h
(pauses game) I guess you could say I live by a code
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 1d
Kinda! DQX is an MMORPG but has never been released in the West.
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James (another one) 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @priznat.bsky.social · 2d
Being able to potentially shank Assad in Battlefield 6 should be a big selling point of the game
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 2d
1v1 me coward
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 2d
Puns are the personal injury attorneys of comedy
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 3d
“What a beautiful name.” -white women
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 3d
I feel so colonized
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 3d
At a comedy show in Austin and I forget how many ppl moved here with a few trans jokes and a dream
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 3d
NOT DEAD YET 🤘
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 3d
🤘🤘
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The Onion @theonion.com · 3d
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 5d
It sure looks like Gov. Greg Abbott is taking orders from Libs of TikTok lately

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Cool! It Really Looks Like Greg Abbott is Taking Orders From Libs of TikTok
Acting on the orders of notorious cesspool Libs Of TikTok, the governor bravely stands up to the menace of decorative asphalt.
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 5d
It sure looks like Gov. Greg Abbott is taking orders from Libs of TikTok lately

thebarbedwire.com/2025/10/09/g...
Cool! It Really Looks Like Greg Abbott is Taking Orders From Libs of TikTok
Acting on the orders of notorious cesspool Libs Of TikTok, the governor bravely stands up to the menace of decorative asphalt.
thebarbedwire.com
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 7d
Texas has some constitutional amendments up for a vote Nov. 4. Here’s my summary: If you’re wealthy, the state promises to protect your fortune forever. If you’re poor and accused of a crime, Texas promises to protect the public from you. thebarbedwire.com/2025/10/07/t...
Texas Is Asking Voters to Protect the Rich and Punish the Poor. Will They Do It?
Among 17 potential constitutional amendments, voters will be deciding the fate of corporate welfare and inherited wealth.
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 6d
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Six-Eyed Kitten (But Scary) @andrewkozma.net · 7d
Fellow Texans, here's a link to prepare for the elections this November.
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 7d
Texas has some constitutional amendments up for a vote Nov. 4. Here’s my summary: If you’re wealthy, the state promises to protect your fortune forever. If you’re poor and accused of a crime, Texas promises to protect the public from you. thebarbedwire.com/2025/10/07/t...
Texas Is Asking Voters to Protect the Rich and Punish the Poor. Will They Do It?
Among 17 potential constitutional amendments, voters will be deciding the fate of corporate welfare and inherited wealth.
thebarbedwire.com
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 7d
Texas has some constitutional amendments up for a vote Nov. 4. Here’s my summary: If you’re wealthy, the state promises to protect your fortune forever. If you’re poor and accused of a crime, Texas promises to protect the public from you. thebarbedwire.com/2025/10/07/t...
Texas Is Asking Voters to Protect the Rich and Punish the Poor. Will They Do It?
Among 17 potential constitutional amendments, voters will be deciding the fate of corporate welfare and inherited wealth.
thebarbedwire.com
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 8d
Oh my god
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Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 8d
Editor in chief, city editor, features editor
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 10d
Many ppl have pointed out “BG you’re not successful” THANK YOU
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 10d
Kids, study hard in school but not too hard because then you'll be a liberal elite and the dudes who bullied you in school will be the real heroes because your success makes them feel bad
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 12d
Or hire me I would kill in this role
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 12d
Bari Weiss bring back Andy Rooney
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 12d
That Philly crowd was right on the money about Bill Burr
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