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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 2h

Dan have we ever WORKED together?

Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 12h

@laxairport.bsky.social please consider. i saw this piece of vile piece of trash on the tv today and it made me very sick to my stomach.

CNN @cnn.com · 12h

Some US airports are refusing to play a video of Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem blaming Democrats for the federal government shutdown. https://cnn.it/3W3PwlG

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Dan Pasternack @danpasternack.bsky.social · 2d

October 11, 2025 is a milestone in comedy history. Not only is it the 50th anniversary of the 1st SNL, today is also the final new Dr. Demento show. After 55 years, Barret Hansen is hanging up his top hat. Please go to drdemento.com to hear his all time demented top 40 countdown special.

Dr. Demento

drdemento.com

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 3d

New baseball rule: after the 14th inning, no gloves.

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 3d

I’m collecting cease fires … I just need 3 more to complete my set.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 3d

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 4d

Yes

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5d

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET.

Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!

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Reidly @reidly.bsky.social · 5d

Big Mike heads (bmhead) are losing their minds. Grok should sue Orkin as well as Sizzler. Justice for Mike

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Life Must Goon @lifemustgoon.bsky.social · 5d

Mr. @timheidecker.bsky.social please cancel all future guest appearances of Gregg (FRAUD) Turkington and replace him with Big Mike. The People have spoken!

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 6d

www.heinetwork.tv/on-cinema-at...

'Roofman' and 'Kiss of the Spider Woman' - HEI Network

www.heinetwork.tv

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6d

#WarRavagedPortland

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 6d

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 6d

The best part of my week. @timheidecker.bsky.social @vfa-expert.bsky.social @markproksch.bsky.social

6. Jerry Lee (Part Two)

The Endless Threads of Gregg, Mark and Tim

www.marionswish.com

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Lukas @lukasdrawsart.bsky.social · 6d

be happy, be healthy, be HEI! @oncinema.bsky.social @timheidecker.bsky.social

Cartoon Tim Heidecker after taking Rio-Jenesis Warp 10

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 7d

Breaking News isn't teased like this. it happens and reported on in real time. Perhaps you have a "big announcement" (unlikely to be interesting) but it's really really disingenuous to classify it as "Breaking News"

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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 7d

Breaking news later today. Tell your friends to follow this account and stay tuned.

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 7d

MAGA BLAKE BLOWS IT AGAIN

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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 8d

Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 8d

We must now start calling this what it is: Trump’s Invasion. It started with federal agents, it will soon include deploying federalized members of the Illinois National Guard against our wishes, and it will now involve sending in another state’s military troops.