Kylie Woyote
@kylora2112.bsky.social
She/her
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
Me leading up to last night's game: "Why are you playing Burrow now? The season is over!"
Me after last night's game: "Oh nice, we crushed the Ravens."
Me after last night's game: "Oh nice, we crushed the Ravens."
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Me leading up to last night's game: "Why are you playing Burrow now? The season is over!"
Me after last night's game: "Oh nice, we crushed the Ravens."
Me after last night's game: "Oh nice, we crushed the Ravens."
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a catgirl named Lily is the equivalent of a humangirl named Nightshade
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
a catgirl named Lily is the equivalent of a humangirl named Nightshade
When my great-great aunt Edith was about 99, my Uncle Wayne and I picked her up from her nursing home to bring her to a family reunion. Wayne was a jokester, and when Edith said "You look familiar, what's your name?" he replied "Robert Goulet."
roberty goulet
the kind you’d find in a second-hand store
the kind you’d find in a second-hand store
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
When my great-great aunt Edith was about 99, my Uncle Wayne and I picked her up from her nursing home to bring her to a family reunion. Wayne was a jokester, and when Edith said "You look familiar, what's your name?" he replied "Robert Goulet."
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Ellie Mulligan, 35, reportedly sentenced herself 15 years ago to life without parole, doing hard emotional labour for the crime of spontaneously choking on her own spit in front of a university crush whose name she now doesn’t remember.
Brutal! Autistic woman’s self-punishment does not fit the crime
An autistic woman who has reportedly been punishing herself for a decade and a half only committed a minor social faux-pas in the first place, it has been reported. Ellie Mulligan, 35, reportedly…
thedailytism.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Ellie Mulligan, 35, reportedly sentenced herself 15 years ago to life without parole, doing hard emotional labour for the crime of spontaneously choking on her own spit in front of a university crush whose name she now doesn’t remember.
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I'm proud to join 280 state lawmakers in urging congress not to pass any AI preemption laws.
As AI content become easier to create & spread, states will play an important role in curtailing the dangers. And we neither need nor want the federal government getting in the way of novel policy solutions
As AI content become easier to create & spread, states will play an important role in curtailing the dangers. And we neither need nor want the federal government getting in the way of novel policy solutions
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm proud to join 280 state lawmakers in urging congress not to pass any AI preemption laws.
As AI content become easier to create & spread, states will play an important role in curtailing the dangers. And we neither need nor want the federal government getting in the way of novel policy solutions
As AI content become easier to create & spread, states will play an important role in curtailing the dangers. And we neither need nor want the federal government getting in the way of novel policy solutions
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there has been no meaningful improvement in the devices or their functionality in 10 years in any way that affects what any normal person uses them to do, people only switch when forced updates cause a device which worked fine yesterday to lag so bad you can't type at full speed until you replace it
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
there has been no meaningful improvement in the devices or their functionality in 10 years in any way that affects what any normal person uses them to do, people only switch when forced updates cause a device which worked fine yesterday to lag so bad you can't type at full speed until you replace it
The 4 albums I grew up on:
I got into music around 1988 if you couldn't tell.
I got into music around 1988 if you couldn't tell.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The 4 albums I grew up on:
I got into music around 1988 if you couldn't tell.
I got into music around 1988 if you couldn't tell.
Journalists know you can accurately report things RFK says as like, totally false bullshit, right?
Just because Trump brought RFK Jr. aboard to firm up the kook vote doesn't mean health writers have to keep looking for some kernel of truth in there somewhere.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Journalists know you can accurately report things RFK says as like, totally false bullshit, right?
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Note how a 17-year-old trans girl is a “child” who must be protected when it comes to making her own medical decision, but an “activist” who can’t be afforded the basic protections of the law when she is assaulted by a 50-year-old man with a history of harassing trans people.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Note how a 17-year-old trans girl is a “child” who must be protected when it comes to making her own medical decision, but an “activist” who can’t be afforded the basic protections of the law when she is assaulted by a 50-year-old man with a history of harassing trans people.
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One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
Birdhouse In Your Soul
Name your fav They Might Be Giants song.
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Birdhouse In Your Soul
Planet Earth
Also my favorite Duran Duran song
Also my favorite Duran Duran song
Name your fav Devo song.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Planet Earth
Also my favorite Duran Duran song
Also my favorite Duran Duran song
Armageddon/Deep Impact
Name 2 similar films made in the 90s.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Armageddon/Deep Impact
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i can finally talk about this! 20k more unredacted epstein emails available to journalists and researchers (there's lots of sensitive info in there and things like victims are not redacted)! this is the same trove bloomberg has been working with, which is different from the gmail dataset.
Epstein emails (2.5 GB)
Approximately 20,900 unredacted emails and file attachments sent and received by Jeffrey Epstein's [email protected] email address over nineteen years.
ddosecrets.com/article/epst...
Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
Approximately 20,900 unredacted emails and file attachments sent and received by Jeffrey Epstein's [email protected] email address over nineteen years.
ddosecrets.com/article/epst...
Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i can finally talk about this! 20k more unredacted epstein emails available to journalists and researchers (there's lots of sensitive info in there and things like victims are not redacted)! this is the same trove bloomberg has been working with, which is different from the gmail dataset.
Recipe of the day! Kylie's favoriteThanksgiving sides (for 6; adjust as needed):
• Brussels sprouts:
1 lb. sprouts
3 cloves minced/crushed garlic
EVOO
Parmesan cheese
Halve the sprouts and add EVOO and mix in a bowl to coat; add garlic and further mix. Sauté on med-hi heat. Finish with cheese.
• Brussels sprouts:
1 lb. sprouts
3 cloves minced/crushed garlic
EVOO
Parmesan cheese
Halve the sprouts and add EVOO and mix in a bowl to coat; add garlic and further mix. Sauté on med-hi heat. Finish with cheese.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Recipe of the day! Kylie's favoriteThanksgiving sides (for 6; adjust as needed):
• Brussels sprouts:
1 lb. sprouts
3 cloves minced/crushed garlic
EVOO
Parmesan cheese
Halve the sprouts and add EVOO and mix in a bowl to coat; add garlic and further mix. Sauté on med-hi heat. Finish with cheese.
• Brussels sprouts:
1 lb. sprouts
3 cloves minced/crushed garlic
EVOO
Parmesan cheese
Halve the sprouts and add EVOO and mix in a bowl to coat; add garlic and further mix. Sauté on med-hi heat. Finish with cheese.
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Twitter now displays where accounts are from and it has confirmed that too many of the political accounts are out of country bots.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Twitter now displays where accounts are from and it has confirmed that too many of the political accounts are out of country bots.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
Me as your bsky therapist:
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Me as your bsky therapist:
Monday morning of Thanksgiving week when you're hosting be like:
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Monday morning of Thanksgiving week when you're hosting be like:
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“MAD’s ingenious plan for a more efficient government”
MAD magazine, december 1979
MAD magazine, december 1979
December 16, 2024 at 7:48 PM
“MAD’s ingenious plan for a more efficient government”
MAD magazine, december 1979
MAD magazine, december 1979
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Gimme Shelter
Name your fav song by The Rolling Stones.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Gimme Shelter
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Controversy
Name your fav Prince song.
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Controversy
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