Kylie Woyote
@kylora2112.bsky.social
She/her
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
Bad news: guild GM is Horde, so we're stuck in Razorwind Shores.
Good news: I was first to register a plot, so I got Plot 46 with the quadruple waterfall backyard.
Good news: I was first to register a plot, so I got Plot 46 with the quadruple waterfall backyard.
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Bad news: guild GM is Horde, so we're stuck in Razorwind Shores.
Good news: I was first to register a plot, so I got Plot 46 with the quadruple waterfall backyard.
Good news: I was first to register a plot, so I got Plot 46 with the quadruple waterfall backyard.
You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, but are you ready for...
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, but are you ready for...
My dad bought an Intellivision when it came out in 1979. I was born in 1981 and grew up with it. His favorite was Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. Mine was Bump N Jump.
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My dad bought an Intellivision when it came out in 1979. I was born in 1981 and grew up with it. His favorite was Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. Mine was Bump N Jump.
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How do people not see that the entire OU essay thing is just an attempt by this girl and the Turning Point chapter to turn her into another Riley Gaines grifting on trying to push trans people out of society?
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
How do people not see that the entire OU essay thing is just an attempt by this girl and the Turning Point chapter to turn her into another Riley Gaines grifting on trying to push trans people out of society?
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Politicians love to talk about "kids safety" until you ask them to do something that would actually keep kids safe like fund housing, healthcare, education, outdoor spaces, arts programs, etc.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Politicians love to talk about "kids safety" until you ask them to do something that would actually keep kids safe like fund housing, healthcare, education, outdoor spaces, arts programs, etc.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
Granted it lasted 3 seasons, but Season 3 ended on cliffhanger and was setting up for a good 4th and 5th season.
Same with Wheel of Time.
Same with Wheel of Time.
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Granted it lasted 3 seasons, but Season 3 ended on cliffhanger and was setting up for a good 4th and 5th season.
Same with Wheel of Time.
Same with Wheel of Time.
Mariah Carey makes between 2 and 3 million dollars every December from the royalties of "All I want for christmas"
And im not even jealous. Thats phenomenal. A days work 31 years ago is still getting you millions every year.
Well done. Fantastic work.
And im not even jealous. Thats phenomenal. A days work 31 years ago is still getting you millions every year.
Well done. Fantastic work.
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Producer: What synth sounds are you going for?
Paul: Yes.
Paul: Yes.
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Producer: What synth sounds are you going for?
Paul: Yes.
Paul: Yes.
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
Uncle Jeff and Aunt Debbie aren't anywhere near optimal. Especially when you have access to any number of radiqueers with any number of niche and utility skills.
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Uncle Jeff and Aunt Debbie aren't anywhere near optimal. Especially when you have access to any number of radiqueers with any number of niche and utility skills.
Me leading up to last night's game: "Why are you playing Burrow now? The season is over!"
Me after last night's game: "Oh nice, we crushed the Ravens."
Me after last night's game: "Oh nice, we crushed the Ravens."
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Me leading up to last night's game: "Why are you playing Burrow now? The season is over!"
Me after last night's game: "Oh nice, we crushed the Ravens."
Me after last night's game: "Oh nice, we crushed the Ravens."
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a catgirl named Lily is the equivalent of a humangirl named Nightshade
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
a catgirl named Lily is the equivalent of a humangirl named Nightshade
When my great-great aunt Edith was about 99, my Uncle Wayne and I picked her up from her nursing home to bring her to a family reunion. Wayne was a jokester, and when Edith said "You look familiar, what's your name?" he replied "Robert Goulet."
roberty goulet
the kind you’d find in a second-hand store
the kind you’d find in a second-hand store
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
When my great-great aunt Edith was about 99, my Uncle Wayne and I picked her up from her nursing home to bring her to a family reunion. Wayne was a jokester, and when Edith said "You look familiar, what's your name?" he replied "Robert Goulet."
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Ellie Mulligan, 35, reportedly sentenced herself 15 years ago to life without parole, doing hard emotional labour for the crime of spontaneously choking on her own spit in front of a university crush whose name she now doesn’t remember.
Brutal! Autistic woman’s self-punishment does not fit the crime
An autistic woman who has reportedly been punishing herself for a decade and a half only committed a minor social faux-pas in the first place, it has been reported. Ellie Mulligan, 35, reportedly…
thedailytism.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Ellie Mulligan, 35, reportedly sentenced herself 15 years ago to life without parole, doing hard emotional labour for the crime of spontaneously choking on her own spit in front of a university crush whose name she now doesn’t remember.
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I'm proud to join 280 state lawmakers in urging congress not to pass any AI preemption laws.
As AI content become easier to create & spread, states will play an important role in curtailing the dangers. And we neither need nor want the federal government getting in the way of novel policy solutions
As AI content become easier to create & spread, states will play an important role in curtailing the dangers. And we neither need nor want the federal government getting in the way of novel policy solutions
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm proud to join 280 state lawmakers in urging congress not to pass any AI preemption laws.
As AI content become easier to create & spread, states will play an important role in curtailing the dangers. And we neither need nor want the federal government getting in the way of novel policy solutions
As AI content become easier to create & spread, states will play an important role in curtailing the dangers. And we neither need nor want the federal government getting in the way of novel policy solutions
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there has been no meaningful improvement in the devices or their functionality in 10 years in any way that affects what any normal person uses them to do, people only switch when forced updates cause a device which worked fine yesterday to lag so bad you can't type at full speed until you replace it
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
there has been no meaningful improvement in the devices or their functionality in 10 years in any way that affects what any normal person uses them to do, people only switch when forced updates cause a device which worked fine yesterday to lag so bad you can't type at full speed until you replace it
The 4 albums I grew up on:
I got into music around 1988 if you couldn't tell.
I got into music around 1988 if you couldn't tell.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The 4 albums I grew up on:
I got into music around 1988 if you couldn't tell.
I got into music around 1988 if you couldn't tell.
Journalists know you can accurately report things RFK says as like, totally false bullshit, right?
Just because Trump brought RFK Jr. aboard to firm up the kook vote doesn't mean health writers have to keep looking for some kernel of truth in there somewhere.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Journalists know you can accurately report things RFK says as like, totally false bullshit, right?
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Note how a 17-year-old trans girl is a “child” who must be protected when it comes to making her own medical decision, but an “activist” who can’t be afforded the basic protections of the law when she is assaulted by a 50-year-old man with a history of harassing trans people.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Note how a 17-year-old trans girl is a “child” who must be protected when it comes to making her own medical decision, but an “activist” who can’t be afforded the basic protections of the law when she is assaulted by a 50-year-old man with a history of harassing trans people.
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One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
Birdhouse In Your Soul
Name your fav They Might Be Giants song.
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Birdhouse In Your Soul