Kylie Woyote
@kylora2112.bsky.social
She/her
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
Life-long Maine-iac
MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
This has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
I love it ♥
I love it ♥
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
I love it ♥
I love it ♥
It's a solid body 1961 Gibson Les Paul Custom (body style known as the SG since 1964 after Gibson and Les Paul's contract expired; Les hated the SG). So it's 1961 at the earliest.
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It's a solid body 1961 Gibson Les Paul Custom (body style known as the SG since 1964 after Gibson and Les Paul's contract expired; Les hated the SG). So it's 1961 at the earliest.
"R&B" was coined as a term to keep Black artists off the "popular" music charts to prop up white artists, until white musicians started playing jump blues (then they called it rock & roll).
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"R&B" was coined as a term to keep Black artists off the "popular" music charts to prop up white artists, until white musicians started playing jump blues (then they called it rock & roll).
Mental sounds of a 12 year old getting an extra mozzarella stick: the genre ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Mental sounds of a 12 year old getting an extra mozzarella stick: the genre ❤️
"I've never had someone famous chauffeur me before! Can you sing me a song?"
"No, I can't. That's why I'm chauffering you."
*10 seconds later*
"Oh, now I remember, you look like my great-niece's husband, Wayne!"
"Robert Goulet was my stage name."
"No, I can't. That's why I'm chauffering you."
*10 seconds later*
"Oh, now I remember, you look like my great-niece's husband, Wayne!"
"Robert Goulet was my stage name."
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
"I've never had someone famous chauffeur me before! Can you sing me a song?"
"No, I can't. That's why I'm chauffering you."
*10 seconds later*
"Oh, now I remember, you look like my great-niece's husband, Wayne!"
"Robert Goulet was my stage name."
"No, I can't. That's why I'm chauffering you."
*10 seconds later*
"Oh, now I remember, you look like my great-niece's husband, Wayne!"
"Robert Goulet was my stage name."
Thought this was real from the lede, until I got to the headline :3
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Thought this was real from the lede, until I got to the headline :3
Every word makes this sentence worse.
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Every word makes this sentence worse.
It's not too late to delete this.
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's not too late to delete this.
"Be sure to baste your oppressed white South African refugees before serving Mechahitler." - Groksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Be sure to baste your oppressed white South African refugees before serving Mechahitler." - Groksgiving
Mmm...salmonella...
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Mmm...salmonella...
As if deep frying a turkey isn't already dangerous enough.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
As if deep frying a turkey isn't already dangerous enough.
*ChatGPT compiles 3427812304128367 recipes*
"Brine it for a week, then slather it in compound butter, then deep fry."
*everyone has salmonella and everything is now on fire*
"Brine it for a week, then slather it in compound butter, then deep fry."
*everyone has salmonella and everything is now on fire*
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
*ChatGPT compiles 3427812304128367 recipes*
"Brine it for a week, then slather it in compound butter, then deep fry."
*everyone has salmonella and everything is now on fire*
"Brine it for a week, then slather it in compound butter, then deep fry."
*everyone has salmonella and everything is now on fire*
This post is even more damaging to a brand than the Chargers drafting Ryan Leaf at #2.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This post is even more damaging to a brand than the Chargers drafting Ryan Leaf at #2.
tbf, shoe leather probably tastes better than most English food
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
tbf, shoe leather probably tastes better than most English food
Probably pick-mes like Wianna Bru who are like "I love the real transsexuals, but can't stand everyone else who treats it like a hot new fad" and shit.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Probably pick-mes like Wianna Bru who are like "I love the real transsexuals, but can't stand everyone else who treats it like a hot new fad" and shit.
When said recipe is flagged as "affordable" and not some synonym for "delicious."
"Here's a scrumptuous and savory holiday roast recipe!" - kalm
"Here's an affordable option for your dinner!" - panik
"Here's a scrumptuous and savory holiday roast recipe!" - kalm
"Here's an affordable option for your dinner!" - panik
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When said recipe is flagged as "affordable" and not some synonym for "delicious."
"Here's a scrumptuous and savory holiday roast recipe!" - kalm
"Here's an affordable option for your dinner!" - panik
"Here's a scrumptuous and savory holiday roast recipe!" - kalm
"Here's an affordable option for your dinner!" - panik
"Here's a whole list of data I pulled from a satire website and this is a recipe with an avarage of ½ a star." - AI
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Here's a whole list of data I pulled from a satire website and this is a recipe with an avarage of ½ a star." - AI
Jim Cramer showing up to his bookie's during the 3rd quarter of the 1940 NFL Championship: "Yeah, put it all on the 'Skins."
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Jim Cramer showing up to his bookie's during the 3rd quarter of the 1940 NFL Championship: "Yeah, put it all on the 'Skins."
Welp, looks like the Inverse Cramer Index is gonna skyrocket after this.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Welp, looks like the Inverse Cramer Index is gonna skyrocket after this.
May her wildest fantasies come true.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
May her wildest fantasies come true.