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Jolly Jemaleddin Cole
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Multiple Webby winner, Carly Rae Jepsen stan, friend to the prettiest cat: Margot. Fastest 51-year-old on a bike you know. Username is my website.
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Idk wtf I was thinking lol
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Love JW but Peter Buck & Mike Mills have a band called The Baseball Project where the songs are only about baseball
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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This is a useful guide. Be sure to turn on motion processing before letting your parents watch VT-originated material over a streaming service that strips out half of the fields.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
He’s just a dipshit from Chicago.
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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I got so angry at the idea Kirby needed drugs to come up with anything that I drafted like three separate not-mad jokes off this before my brain went “wait Green Goblin was Ditko”
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Finding out that people I was fan of have transitioned while I wasn’t paying attention and seeing how happy they are is really giving me the holiday glow.
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Man, if I were the CIA director and a former CIA operative was shooting American soldiers, I wouldn’t be drawing attention to myself.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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It's hard to imagine any prior CIA director issuing such a blatantly partisan statement. Particularly at a time like this.

It's so far off the charts of how a national security official should behave that I initially thought it must be fake. But per NPR, apparently not:
www.npr.org/2025/11/27/n...
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I’m old enough to remember the 80s when we supposedly learned that maybe having our CIA training, equipping and running death squads in other countries was a bad idea. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
D.C. Shooting Suspect ‘Could Not Tolerate’ the Violence of His C.I.A.-Backed Unit in Afghanistan, a Childhood Friend Said
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
As God is my witness, I thought Charlie Brown could fly.
Faster Charlie Brown! Kill! Kill!
In space no one can hear you scream, Charlie Brown.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Dear Christmas music Scrooges:

What if I told you there was a great Christmas song you probably haven’t heard, sung by Ella Fitzgerald, that isn’t the least bit ear-wormy, but instead is sweet and short and lovely and meaningful?
Ella Fitzgerald - The Secret Of Christmas (Audio)
YouTube video by EllaFitzgeraldVEVO
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Shouldn’t a guy with a degree in Econ know about the sunk cost fallacy?

Wait, shouldn’t a guy with a degree in Econ know enough not to be so into crypto…
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
In fairness, he was probably black-out drunk when he posted that.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
When the final analysis of the 2024 election is written hundreds of years from now, the consensus will agree that while Trump was an awful person and, a danger to humanity and a worse candidate, Harris was somehow more annoying, and that made her electable.
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It’s the people that ruin good things.
I don’t hate the shows, I just dislike the behavior of the more committed fans, online and irl
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If I have one core political philosophy it’s that I don’t want kids to die.
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This thing where people think that hating Christmas music is cool has got to end.
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Vanity Fair editor when asked why he thought having a nude photo of his sex scandal-prone, ethically compromised new hire, who is somehow both contributor and subject of his very first issue, was a good idea:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and asking , `` was that wrong ? ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and asking , `` was that wrong ? ''
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM