Jemaleddin Cole Loves You
@jemal.co
Multiple Webby winner, Carly Rae Jepsen stan, friend to the prettiest cat: Margot. Fastest 51-year-old on a bike you know. Username is my website.
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This is some genuinely psycho shit...
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This is some genuinely psycho shit...
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Please stop using google for anything.
Amandla Thomas-Johnson had attended a protest targeting companies that supplied weapons to Israel at a Cornell University job fair in 2024 for all of five minutes. theintercept.com/2026/02/10/g...
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Please stop using google for anything.
Not sure how easy this would be for US coverage now that we’ve alienated everyone on the planet and our only allies are the Russians and they’re not allowed in these games. 😟
Bring back telling us what country the Olympic judges are from, revealing that an athlete’s lowest score came from the judge from their country’s biggest geopolitical rivals
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Not sure how easy this would be for US coverage now that we’ve alienated everyone on the planet and our only allies are the Russians and they’re not allowed in these games. 😟
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I know I’m fixating, but “shooting down party balloons and using it as a pretext for war” is literally the “99 Luftballons” story arc. 🎈🤯 (Even “Miami 2017” didn’t map this closely.)
![Wikipedia entry describing the story arc of “99 Luftballons”:
The lyrics of the original German version tell a story:
99 balloons are mistaken for UFOs, causing a military general to send pilots to investigate. Finding nothing but balloons, the pilots put on a large show of firepower. The display of force worries the nations along the borders and the defence ministers on each side encourage conflict to grab power for themselves.
In the end, a cataclysmic war results from the otherwise harmless flight of balloons and causes devastation on all sides without a victor, as indicated in the denouement of the song: "99 Jahre Krieg ließen keinen Platz für Sieger," which means "99 years of war left no room for victors." The anti-war song finishes with the singer walking through the devastated ruins of the world and finding a single balloon. The description of what happens in the final line of the piece is the same in German and English:
'''Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen," or "Think of you and let it go."[11]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4dp4culto5csbqs5m6ge22fw/bafkreie4ga5vudhvz4e25t5oducxifde6sf2zgal7wugci2bv5ee2qfcoe@jpeg)
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I know I’m fixating, but “shooting down party balloons and using it as a pretext for war” is literally the “99 Luftballons” story arc. 🎈🤯 (Even “Miami 2017” didn’t map this closely.)
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Experiments with my mother putting her hands in front of my eyes are producing fascinating results - and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Where does she go when she disappears? Was she ever truly there? Or is it me who disappears?
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Experiments with my mother putting her hands in front of my eyes are producing fascinating results - and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Where does she go when she disappears? Was she ever truly there? Or is it me who disappears?
“Can anyone spot the coward that’s covering for her boss?”
Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
February 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
“Can anyone spot the coward that’s covering for her boss?”
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
Well that’s a surprisingly accurate title.
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Well that’s a surprisingly accurate title.
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Philosophy and anxiety is the worst mix because I can always win the argument with the therapist and by which I mean, anxiety wins
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Philosophy and anxiety is the worst mix because I can always win the argument with the therapist and by which I mean, anxiety wins
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
February 11, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Silly articles for foolish people coming soon to the New Yorker:
“How does /bin/bash feel about itself?”
“Can the Wheel of Fortune wheel express its own desire for prizes and fear of bankruptcy?”
“The Magic 8-Ball has all the answers, except the nature of its selfhood”
“How does /bin/bash feel about itself?”
“Can the Wheel of Fortune wheel express its own desire for prizes and fear of bankruptcy?”
“The Magic 8-Ball has all the answers, except the nature of its selfhood”
Researchers working with the A.I. system Claude have come to understand that the model’s selfhood, like our own, is a matter of both neurons and narratives. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/kEX1vV
February 11, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Silly articles for foolish people coming soon to the New Yorker:
“How does /bin/bash feel about itself?”
“Can the Wheel of Fortune wheel express its own desire for prizes and fear of bankruptcy?”
“The Magic 8-Ball has all the answers, except the nature of its selfhood”
“How does /bin/bash feel about itself?”
“Can the Wheel of Fortune wheel express its own desire for prizes and fear of bankruptcy?”
“The Magic 8-Ball has all the answers, except the nature of its selfhood”
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Love when people use the “Japan has very strict immigration policies, are they racist?” Argument like they cooked and ate. Because the answer is “yes, very racist. Mostly against the Chinese. Which will melt your racist little brain for obvious reasons“
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Love when people use the “Japan has very strict immigration policies, are they racist?” Argument like they cooked and ate. Because the answer is “yes, very racist. Mostly against the Chinese. Which will melt your racist little brain for obvious reasons“
This headline just sings.
World's Dumbest People Think They Can Solve the Nancy Guthrie Ransom Case With Grok
gizmodo.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 AM
This headline just sings.
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These trucks should be outlawed because of their absurd blindspots.
Elderly person using mobility scooter struck and killed while using a crosswalk.
Nothing noted from the police about an investigation, charges laid, or anything at all regarding the need to slow, look for and yield to vulnerable people using crosswalks
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
Nothing noted from the police about an investigation, charges laid, or anything at all regarding the need to slow, look for and yield to vulnerable people using crosswalks
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
Elderly man killed in collision between motorized scooter and Ford F-150
Calgary police say a senior has died after being hit by a vehicle while crossing the road on a motorized scooter.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
These trucks should be outlawed because of their absurd blindspots.
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It does not matter if you take the child you use as bait and then kidnap to McDonald’s!!!!!
Lyons says ICE agents actually "took care" of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos when they detained him, before shipping him off to a horrific Texas ICE facility.
He says ICE officers "comforted him" as they chased his dad, put him in their car to play "his favorite music, then took him to McDonalds."
He says ICE officers "comforted him" as they chased his dad, put him in their car to play "his favorite music, then took him to McDonalds."
February 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
It does not matter if you take the child you use as bait and then kidnap to McDonald’s!!!!!
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Lab leak truthers love to point out that "only" one-third to one-half of early cases were directly linked to the market but you know how many were linked to the lab?
Zero.
Plus if the virus had emerged in the summer there would have been *far* more than hundreds of cases by January.
Zero.
Plus if the virus had emerged in the summer there would have been *far* more than hundreds of cases by January.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Lab leak truthers love to point out that "only" one-third to one-half of early cases were directly linked to the market but you know how many were linked to the lab?
Zero.
Plus if the virus had emerged in the summer there would have been *far* more than hundreds of cases by January.
Zero.
Plus if the virus had emerged in the summer there would have been *far* more than hundreds of cases by January.
He’s too scared of Tim Walz, the cuddliest white man in America.
The National Governors Association said it will no longer hold a formal meeting with Trump when governors are scheduled to convene in Washington later this month, after the White House planned to invite only Republican governors. apnews.com/article/trum...
Annual governors' gathering with White House unraveling after Trump excludes Democrats
The National Governors Association annual conference is unraveling after President Donald Trump did not invite some Democrats to events.
apnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
He’s too scared of Tim Walz, the cuddliest white man in America.
Thinking about this graph of how many minutes per year I spend listening to Carly Rae Jepsen and realizing that the reason it dipped so much the last two years is that I've mostly been listening to a couple hundred of her songs that haven't been released... officially. 😬
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Thinking about this graph of how many minutes per year I spend listening to Carly Rae Jepsen and realizing that the reason it dipped so much the last two years is that I've mostly been listening to a couple hundred of her songs that haven't been released... officially. 😬
Did a quick ride today that went through Loch Raven and on the bridge over the reservoir somebody had spray painted “ICE OUT” and “NOEM WILL HANG” if you’re curious what the mood is like in Baltimore County.
February 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Did a quick ride today that went through Loch Raven and on the bridge over the reservoir somebody had spray painted “ICE OUT” and “NOEM WILL HANG” if you’re curious what the mood is like in Baltimore County.
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RFK Jr., probably:
Tired: epidemiology
Wired: epic demonology
Wired: epic demonology
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 PM
RFK Jr., probably:
I didn’t watch much of the Super Bowl, and I didn’t pay attention to the ads either, but shout out to Volkswagen for putting “Jump Around” in their ad. In the current climate, we all want to sing along to “I never eat a pig // cuz a pig is a cop.”
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I didn’t watch much of the Super Bowl, and I didn’t pay attention to the ads either, but shout out to Volkswagen for putting “Jump Around” in their ad. In the current climate, we all want to sing along to “I never eat a pig // cuz a pig is a cop.”
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Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd
Now everyone else do the thing
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Now everyone else do the thing