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Jolly Jemaleddin Cole
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Multiple Webby winner, Carly Rae Jepsen stan, friend to the prettiest cat: Margot. Fastest 51-year-old on a bike you know. Username is my website.
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Man, if I were the CIA director and a former CIA operative was shooting American soldiers, I wouldn’t be drawing attention to myself.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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It's hard to imagine any prior CIA director issuing such a blatantly partisan statement. Particularly at a time like this.

It's so far off the charts of how a national security official should behave that I initially thought it must be fake. But per NPR, apparently not:
www.npr.org/2025/11/27/n...
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I’m old enough to remember the 80s when we supposedly learned that maybe having our CIA training, equipping and running death squads in other countries was a bad idea. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
D.C. Shooting Suspect ‘Could Not Tolerate’ the Violence of His C.I.A.-Backed Unit in Afghanistan, a Childhood Friend Said
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
As God is my witness, I thought Charlie Brown could fly.
Faster Charlie Brown! Kill! Kill!
In space no one can hear you scream, Charlie Brown.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Dear Christmas music Scrooges:

What if I told you there was a great Christmas song you probably haven’t heard, sung by Ella Fitzgerald, that isn’t the least bit ear-wormy, but instead is sweet and short and lovely and meaningful?
Ella Fitzgerald - The Secret Of Christmas (Audio)
YouTube video by EllaFitzgeraldVEVO
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Shouldn’t a guy with a degree in Econ know about the sunk cost fallacy?

Wait, shouldn’t a guy with a degree in Econ know enough not to be so into crypto…
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
In fairness, he was probably black-out drunk when he posted that.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
When the final analysis of the 2024 election is written hundreds of years from now, the consensus will agree that while Trump was an awful person and, a danger to humanity and a worse candidate, Harris was somehow more annoying, and that made her electable.
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It’s the people that ruin good things.
I don’t hate the shows, I just dislike the behavior of the more committed fans, online and irl
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If I have one core political philosophy it’s that I don’t want kids to die.
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This thing where people think that hating Christmas music is cool has got to end.
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Vanity Fair editor when asked why he thought having a nude photo of his sex scandal-prone, ethically compromised new hire, who is somehow both contributor and subject of his very first issue, was a good idea:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and asking , `` was that wrong ? ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and asking , `` was that wrong ? ''
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Great piece from former Community Law Center attorney and BMZA executive director Becky Witt in support of allowing more housing options by ending exclusionary single-family zoning.
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
After the terrible NIMBY Op-Eds in the Brew against Baltimore’s proposed zoning reform bills, finally we get an informed, rational and compassionate response, and a good framework for making the case in other cities.

www.baltimorebrew.com/2025/11/24/b...
Baltimore’s former zoning board director explains why she lost faith in zoning | Baltimore Brew
The mayor’s “Housing Options and Opportunity” legislation – including Bill 25-0066 – will go a long way toward fixing an unfair system. [OP-ED]
www.baltimorebrew.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Someone bought a bunch of the turkeys and hams at our local grocery in town and told the manager to make them available for free to folks that need them. There’s a whole freezer case with a sign on it that just says “If you need one take one, if you don’t then leave it for someone else.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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H: “Dad, why do people get grey hair?”
Me: “Well, as people get older, their hair follicles get tired and stop putting out colour and the hair goes grey as it grows.”
H: “Oh! Just like you when you’re tired! You just give up. Hey mum, why do you have grey hair?”
K: “Because of YOU.”
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I mean, we’re a little stupid.
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM