Lucas
@lokified.bsky.social
Photographer | podcast producer @crcpodcasts | embarrassing dad | writes the cursive you like | 🇨🇦➡️🇦🇺 | knows everyone, including you.
Hiro, singing along to the radio: 🎶I’m blue, imma beat up a guy, imma PEE ON A GUY, imma eat apple pie🎶
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hiro, singing along to the radio: 🎶I’m blue, imma beat up a guy, imma PEE ON A GUY, imma eat apple pie🎶
Inventing a Shoresy in my head to tell me to take my meds
“Take your meds, ya dumb fuck, you wanna be useless all day?? Ho-Lee shit, are you useless. You wanna be a plug or do you wanna do the work? Give your fuckin’ meds a tug.”
(It worked, too)
“Take your meds, ya dumb fuck, you wanna be useless all day?? Ho-Lee shit, are you useless. You wanna be a plug or do you wanna do the work? Give your fuckin’ meds a tug.”
(It worked, too)
“Forgetting a dose of meds and work stress make lucas something something” i type into my phone at 5am while sitting at the kitchen table and staring into the middle distance
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Inventing a Shoresy in my head to tell me to take my meds
“Take your meds, ya dumb fuck, you wanna be useless all day?? Ho-Lee shit, are you useless. You wanna be a plug or do you wanna do the work? Give your fuckin’ meds a tug.”
(It worked, too)
“Take your meds, ya dumb fuck, you wanna be useless all day?? Ho-Lee shit, are you useless. You wanna be a plug or do you wanna do the work? Give your fuckin’ meds a tug.”
(It worked, too)
“Forgetting a dose of meds and work stress make lucas something something” i type into my phone at 5am while sitting at the kitchen table and staring into the middle distance
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Forgetting a dose of meds and work stress make lucas something something” i type into my phone at 5am while sitting at the kitchen table and staring into the middle distance
🎶 My bitch a choosy lover, never fuck without a rubber/Never in the sheets, like it on top of the covers🎶
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
🎶 My bitch a choosy lover, never fuck without a rubber/Never in the sheets, like it on top of the covers🎶
Me: my lower back hurts, better get out my foam roller
My dog: great idea boss, what if I waited until the least opportune moment, then put all 30 kg of myself on top of you and we have a party on the floor
Me: ow
My dog: great idea boss, what if I waited until the least opportune moment, then put all 30 kg of myself on top of you and we have a party on the floor
Me: ow
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Me: my lower back hurts, better get out my foam roller
My dog: great idea boss, what if I waited until the least opportune moment, then put all 30 kg of myself on top of you and we have a party on the floor
Me: ow
My dog: great idea boss, what if I waited until the least opportune moment, then put all 30 kg of myself on top of you and we have a party on the floor
Me: ow
Flash Fact: I’ve owned nearly every iPhone since the 4, upgrading in the second year of my phone contact to get the new one… until the 16 and 17. Because the only thing they can offer anymore is a chip that’s one number higher and a sticker that says “MOAR AI CRAMMED INSIDE”.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Flash Fact: I’ve owned nearly every iPhone since the 4, upgrading in the second year of my phone contact to get the new one… until the 16 and 17. Because the only thing they can offer anymore is a chip that’s one number higher and a sticker that says “MOAR AI CRAMMED INSIDE”.
H: “Dad, why do people get grey hair?”
Me: “Well, as people get older, their hair follicles get tired and stop putting out colour and the hair goes grey as it grows.”
H: “Oh! Just like you when you’re tired! You just give up. Hey mum, why do you have grey hair?”
K: “Because of YOU.”
Me: “Well, as people get older, their hair follicles get tired and stop putting out colour and the hair goes grey as it grows.”
H: “Oh! Just like you when you’re tired! You just give up. Hey mum, why do you have grey hair?”
K: “Because of YOU.”
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 AM
H: “Dad, why do people get grey hair?”
Me: “Well, as people get older, their hair follicles get tired and stop putting out colour and the hair goes grey as it grows.”
H: “Oh! Just like you when you’re tired! You just give up. Hey mum, why do you have grey hair?”
K: “Because of YOU.”
Me: “Well, as people get older, their hair follicles get tired and stop putting out colour and the hair goes grey as it grows.”
H: “Oh! Just like you when you’re tired! You just give up. Hey mum, why do you have grey hair?”
K: “Because of YOU.”
There is a specific pain when a song you discovered on your own & liked for years turns up in media & now everyone knows it from that. My instant examples are Jack White’s cover of U2’s “Love Is Blindness” (then used in the Great Gatsby trailer) & Noah & the Whale’s “5 Years Time” (now in Superman).
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 AM
There is a specific pain when a song you discovered on your own & liked for years turns up in media & now everyone knows it from that. My instant examples are Jack White’s cover of U2’s “Love Is Blindness” (then used in the Great Gatsby trailer) & Noah & the Whale’s “5 Years Time” (now in Superman).
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It’s funny, going to Japan in June revitalized my interest in my analogue camera gear, but despite that, I’ve barely used what stuff I’d picked up in the last 5 months due to *gestures vaguely* life, work, everything. It’s frustrating to have the money & the interest & the means, but not the time.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It’s funny, going to Japan in June revitalized my interest in my analogue camera gear, but despite that, I’ve barely used what stuff I’d picked up in the last 5 months due to *gestures vaguely* life, work, everything. It’s frustrating to have the money & the interest & the means, but not the time.
“Really? Sell my guitar?! Would you tell Picasso to sell one of HIS guitars??”
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
“Really? Sell my guitar?! Would you tell Picasso to sell one of HIS guitars??”
I am attempting to go through the 320-plus records in my collection to trade some in and make space on my extremely cluttered shelves and it is hard because I a) listen to them first before putting them aside and b) past!me had great taste. With difficulty, I have put aside… 7.
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I am attempting to go through the 320-plus records in my collection to trade some in and make space on my extremely cluttered shelves and it is hard because I a) listen to them first before putting them aside and b) past!me had great taste. With difficulty, I have put aside… 7.
Did you know that if you see a cluttered and disorganized streetside lending library, with the books all squashed in, you could stop while walking the dog and organize it so everything fits? It’s a free and legal thrill!
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Did you know that if you see a cluttered and disorganized streetside lending library, with the books all squashed in, you could stop while walking the dog and organize it so everything fits? It’s a free and legal thrill!
As I stopped at a petrol station on my way home to use their ATM to take out $20, then bought a chocolate bar to break that $20 so I could have some coins, I admitted to the guy behind the counter that the whole operation was to get tooth fairy coins for my kid. “You’re my 7th one tonight” he said.
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
As I stopped at a petrol station on my way home to use their ATM to take out $20, then bought a chocolate bar to break that $20 so I could have some coins, I admitted to the guy behind the counter that the whole operation was to get tooth fairy coins for my kid. “You’re my 7th one tonight” he said.
An email, brightly: “Did you know it’s only six weeks til Christmas?”
Me:
Me:
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
An email, brightly: “Did you know it’s only six weeks til Christmas?”
Me:
Me:
Huh. I guess the adaptation decided to take it in a… different direction.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Huh. I guess the adaptation decided to take it in a… different direction.
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The correct follow-up to 2-&-1/2 days of continuous smoking of large pieces of meat is to have a lunch with the in-laws, then load up the neighbours on both sides with plates of brisket, pork shoulder & miso butterscotch burnt ends to apologise for them being downwind of a lot of smoke all weekend.
November 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The correct follow-up to 2-&-1/2 days of continuous smoking of large pieces of meat is to have a lunch with the in-laws, then load up the neighbours on both sides with plates of brisket, pork shoulder & miso butterscotch burnt ends to apologise for them being downwind of a lot of smoke all weekend.
I got new glasses today & told the guy I was sick of my old ones sliding down my nose, so he adjusted & they don’t slide but then I got a headache because they were hurting behind my ears so I went back to the glasses shop to have them readjusted & they don’t hurt but now they slide down my nose.
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I got new glasses today & told the guy I was sick of my old ones sliding down my nose, so he adjusted & they don’t slide but then I got a headache because they were hurting behind my ears so I went back to the glasses shop to have them readjusted & they don’t hurt but now they slide down my nose.
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not now, carnivorous death ball
Just got my first “less than 50 days until Christmas!” email.
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just got my first “less than 50 days until Christmas!” email.
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Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
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Used my work-from-home lunch break to eat leftover pizza and play the box of records that was just delivered from imusic.de and dance around the living room and I am telling you, that was a great idea. Top marks, me.
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Used my work-from-home lunch break to eat leftover pizza and play the box of records that was just delivered from imusic.de and dance around the living room and I am telling you, that was a great idea. Top marks, me.
Was exchanging voice notes with a friend this afternoon and she posited that we’d essentially turned texting into tiny podcasts.
I countered, saying that we had reinvented the phone call.
Then she hit the nail on the head:
✨turn-based phone calls.✨
I countered, saying that we had reinvented the phone call.
Then she hit the nail on the head:
✨turn-based phone calls.✨
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Was exchanging voice notes with a friend this afternoon and she posited that we’d essentially turned texting into tiny podcasts.
I countered, saying that we had reinvented the phone call.
Then she hit the nail on the head:
✨turn-based phone calls.✨
I countered, saying that we had reinvented the phone call.
Then she hit the nail on the head:
✨turn-based phone calls.✨