Lucas
@lokified.bsky.social
Photographer | podcast producer @crcpodcasts | embarrassing dad | writes the cursive you like | 🇨🇦➡️🇦🇺 | knows everyone, including you.
🎶 My bitch a choosy lover, never fuck without a rubber/Never in the sheets, like it on top of the covers🎶
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
🎶 My bitch a choosy lover, never fuck without a rubber/Never in the sheets, like it on top of the covers🎶
Thanks, Choc Chip, you’re doing amazing
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Thanks, Choc Chip, you’re doing amazing
Oh buddy, we had that very thing happen on Easter with both a hot cross bun (full of deadly raisins) and the leftovers of a chocolate bunny. The vet like shrugged and said “He’s 66 pounds and it wasn’t much of either poison. Just watch him I guess?”
He was at least repentant. Well, a bit.
He was at least repentant. Well, a bit.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Oh buddy, we had that very thing happen on Easter with both a hot cross bun (full of deadly raisins) and the leftovers of a chocolate bunny. The vet like shrugged and said “He’s 66 pounds and it wasn’t much of either poison. Just watch him I guess?”
He was at least repentant. Well, a bit.
He was at least repentant. Well, a bit.
I am attempting to go through the 320-plus records in my collection to trade some in and make space on my extremely cluttered shelves and it is hard because I a) listen to them first before putting them aside and b) past!me had great taste. With difficulty, I have put aside… 7.
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I am attempting to go through the 320-plus records in my collection to trade some in and make space on my extremely cluttered shelves and it is hard because I a) listen to them first before putting them aside and b) past!me had great taste. With difficulty, I have put aside… 7.
Did you know that if you see a cluttered and disorganized streetside lending library, with the books all squashed in, you could stop while walking the dog and organize it so everything fits? It’s a free and legal thrill!
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Did you know that if you see a cluttered and disorganized streetside lending library, with the books all squashed in, you could stop while walking the dog and organize it so everything fits? It’s a free and legal thrill!
An email, brightly: “Did you know it’s only six weeks til Christmas?”
Me:
Me:
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
An email, brightly: “Did you know it’s only six weeks til Christmas?”
Me:
Me:
Huh. I guess the adaptation decided to take it in a… different direction.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Huh. I guess the adaptation decided to take it in a… different direction.
The correct follow-up to 2-&-1/2 days of continuous smoking of large pieces of meat is to have a lunch with the in-laws, then load up the neighbours on both sides with plates of brisket, pork shoulder & miso butterscotch burnt ends to apologise for them being downwind of a lot of smoke all weekend.
November 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The correct follow-up to 2-&-1/2 days of continuous smoking of large pieces of meat is to have a lunch with the in-laws, then load up the neighbours on both sides with plates of brisket, pork shoulder & miso butterscotch burnt ends to apologise for them being downwind of a lot of smoke all weekend.
Just got my first “less than 50 days until Christmas!” email.
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just got my first “less than 50 days until Christmas!” email.
Used my work-from-home lunch break to eat leftover pizza and play the box of records that was just delivered from imusic.de and dance around the living room and I am telling you, that was a great idea. Top marks, me.
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Used my work-from-home lunch break to eat leftover pizza and play the box of records that was just delivered from imusic.de and dance around the living room and I am telling you, that was a great idea. Top marks, me.
Turns out you can save dry brisket by baking it in an oven with beef stock and red wine for three hours.
I have no idea how that tracks to baseball.
I have no idea how that tracks to baseball.
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Turns out you can save dry brisket by baking it in an oven with beef stock and red wine for three hours.
I have no idea how that tracks to baseball.
I have no idea how that tracks to baseball.
I mean, this is the company that tried to sell me pickle ketchup this morning
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I mean, this is the company that tried to sell me pickle ketchup this morning
I have been created… in LEGO®️.
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I have been created… in LEGO®️.
Bless the house who offered a can of beer to the parent of local Saja Boy on Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Bless the house who offered a can of beer to the parent of local Saja Boy on Halloween
Hey, has anyone else’s Bluski icon turned into those puffy fabric paints from the 90s?
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hey, has anyone else’s Bluski icon turned into those puffy fabric paints from the 90s?
I just refilled the pen, so you get a vibrant one. #CursivePosts
October 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I just refilled the pen, so you get a vibrant one. #CursivePosts
I also had to resist doing the fancier version of my first name, because it would match the first or third line:
October 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I also had to resist doing the fancier version of my first name, because it would match the first or third line:
Done, despite the capital D being among my least favourite letters, as it’s so easy to make look odd or out of place. #CursivePosts
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Done, despite the capital D being among my least favourite letters, as it’s so easy to make look odd or out of place. #CursivePosts
Here you go! I’ve practiced that G a lot, because a dear friend of mine’s name starts with G.
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Here you go! I’ve practiced that G a lot, because a dear friend of mine’s name starts with G.
Oh hey! You’ve got a cheat code because I’ve practiced this capital A a lot. #CursivePosts
October 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Oh hey! You’ve got a cheat code because I’ve practiced this capital A a lot. #CursivePosts
Sure! I usually do a fancier A when it’s the first letter but since this is in the middle you get a normal capital. #CursivePosts
October 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sure! I usually do a fancier A when it’s the first letter but since this is in the middle you get a normal capital. #CursivePosts
It’s been a while, let’s do 30 minutes of #CursivePosts, but to make it easy on myself, I’ll do names or usernames. Reply to this with the name you’d like me to do, and I’ll write it in cursive. Feel free to share, but I will need to close entries in 30 minutes.
October 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s been a while, let’s do 30 minutes of #CursivePosts, but to make it easy on myself, I’ll do names or usernames. Reply to this with the name you’d like me to do, and I’ll write it in cursive. Feel free to share, but I will need to close entries in 30 minutes.
This better not awaken anything in me
October 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This better not awaken anything in me
