Damn, I could have done “top notch popes get the most/not the lesser”

Thanks, Choc Chip, you’re doing amazing

Me too, and me too! (Though I didn’t know that version! I knew the same song redone as “Hip-Hopper” from dare I say the Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back soundtrack??)

I’d be peeved too if I was this Doug person

🩷

“No, I knew it before Superman! I read about it in The Word magazine and then went and bought it for $1.69 on the iTunes Store! I promise!”

Oh buddy, we had that very thing happen on Easter with both a hot cross bun (full of deadly raisins) and the leftovers of a chocolate bunny. The vet like shrugged and said “He’s 66 pounds and it wasn’t much of either poison. Just watch him I guess?”

He was at least repentant. Well, a bit.

Yep! That was me. It was from Job, and it struck me as the most C. Sims verse of Bible.

“CHIMES, Freddy.”

“It’ll test your head… AND YOUR MIND! …and you brain, too.”

“I’m not a satanic sex god anymore, Dewey. I’m a working stiff. And that’s okay.”

“What’s your name?”
“Freddy Jones.”
“Mm hmm. Freddy Jones! SHUT UP.”

“And you’re gonna be a *funny little footnote* on my epic ASS.”