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Deadly Hunkerbunker

@joaquindead.bsky.social

900 followers 1.8K following 4.9K posts

Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 15d

With a knick-knack, paddywhack, eat a bag of dicks
Let’s snort coke with Stevie Nicks

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 22h

She unboxed my conkers til I labubud

Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 23h

Hi what

Headline: “nature’s labubu: why are gen z unboxing conkers?”

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16h

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 18h

B/w photo of large pale curtains billowing inward down a darkened hallway.

B/w photo of a dirt path through tall dead grass, out of which several arms are reaching.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 21h

Mr. Clean looking at a descending meteor with the words: SOON IT WILL ALL BE CLEAN

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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 1d

If men with guns and masks tried to pull me out of my car, I'd fight back. Courts should reject any claims by the government that this is aggression by the person being detained, resisting arrest, or that they're a flight risk.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 21h

I don’t know, sounds complicated

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Will BOO-rows 🖖🍞🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 1d

Even an old Shat has a good take once in a while

Post by William Shatner:

"Another low in Al. Some bizarre fan thought they could be popular by having Al remake a photo of my parents & posting it as genuine. And the know-it-all sycophants who declared it
genuine- what is wrong with you people? All you are proving over and over is Al is bad!"

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Barky on the outside but she pack much sap

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Adding alt text belatedly: illustration of men tapping sugar maple trees. Text: so tap a tree with a spout, even white boys got to shout: maple got sap

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

56”-56”-56”? Ha-hah, only if she 25’ 4”

#ThiccTrunkTuesday

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Into the ballot box today. Fuck the Texas Lege.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Photo of Dubya being informed of the 9/11 attacks. Caption: “A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets.”

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

I will, I WILL look at he

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 2d

Top picture: Tommy Wiseau in "The Room" on a rooftop in San Francisco, saying "I did not hit her, I did not. Oh,"

Bottom picture: the front of a Hallmark store with the two L's in the lighted sign burned out so that it reads "Ha mark", mimicking Wiseau's oddly accented way of saying "Hi, Mark," which is the end of the line from the movie.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 2d

LGBTQIA NOW. Cunt Forward.

Government Spookdown @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 2d

LGBTQIA MAX, the place for Homo

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 2d

Whoa buddy, maybe ease up on the lattes

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 2d

girl hit it and quit it

RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 2d

rose knew jack for 194 minutes and straight up murdered him in the middle of the atlantic ocean.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 2d

Tweet from Benny Feldman @Feldfrog: (Guy who’s been in two relationships) There are two types of women,

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🎃 Spooky Scary Jam (they/them) 🎃 @jaimekay.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Indigenous People Day!

Did you know that Indigenous women go missing and are murdered ten times more than average? They don’t even get a quarter of the attention that a white woman going missing would get. Please keep these women in your mind. Don’t forget them

www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...

Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Relatives (MMIWR) | NIWRC

www.niwrc.org

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 2d

You're the woman of my dreams but the woman is an old lady with purple hair who pops up out of nowhere telling me she's very disappointed in me

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 2d

On that last point we are in perfect agreement.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 2d

No, of course not. The dementia is correlated with his advanced age. The assholery was his inheritance.

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 3d

Have you ever been lost in a video game level, wandering empty halls, until you know you're going the right way because you finally run into enemies? Because you don't know what to do without conflict? Well some people live their real lives that way

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