Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
Pinned
marry snap
fuck crackle
kill pop
fuck crackle
kill pop
marry past
fuck present
kill future
fuck present
kill future
Marry Christmas
Fuck tha Police
Kill Rock Stars
Fuck tha Police
Kill Rock Stars
Remembering Sandy Hook.
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Remembering Sandy Hook.
Sometimes a murder mitten is just a regular mitten.
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sometimes a murder mitten is just a regular mitten.
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
Tell them not to.
Or, seriously: mix it into wet food to make delicious gravy.
Or, seriously: mix it into wet food to make delicious gravy.
Anyone know how to make a cat drink more water?
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Tell them not to.
Or, seriously: mix it into wet food to make delicious gravy.
Or, seriously: mix it into wet food to make delicious gravy.
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December 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Veggies always talking shit until a fruit roll-up
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Veggies always talking shit until a fruit roll-up
He creeps, he weeps, but mostly he sleeps.
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
He creeps, he weeps, but mostly he sleeps.
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We haven't purchased a single new item for Christmas presents this year. Every gift is thrifted. I'm tired of maxing out credit cards every year, all for stuff none of us need.
December 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We haven't purchased a single new item for Christmas presents this year. Every gift is thrifted. I'm tired of maxing out credit cards every year, all for stuff none of us need.
All-time favorite.
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
All-time favorite.
There is a lot of darkness to contend with now. But we also must celebrate the light, not just to lift our spirits for the work ahead, certainly not to deny the reality of the work in the darkness we must do, but because light also is real. Love is real, and powerful, and a force to contend with.
Deal With the Darkness
YouTube video by Yosha Taylor-Bourgea
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There is a lot of darkness to contend with now. But we also must celebrate the light, not just to lift our spirits for the work ahead, certainly not to deny the reality of the work in the darkness we must do, but because light also is real. Love is real, and powerful, and a force to contend with.
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No cherry-picking. No party filter. Just receipts.
And a lot of powerful men are terrified right now.
KASIE HUNT: “Do you have pictures of people engaged in sexual acts as part of this?”
REP. SUBRAMANYAM: “Yes, there are people engaged in sexual acts.”
@repsuhas.bsky.social
And a lot of powerful men are terrified right now.
KASIE HUNT: “Do you have pictures of people engaged in sexual acts as part of this?”
REP. SUBRAMANYAM: “Yes, there are people engaged in sexual acts.”
@repsuhas.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
No cherry-picking. No party filter. Just receipts.
And a lot of powerful men are terrified right now.
KASIE HUNT: “Do you have pictures of people engaged in sexual acts as part of this?”
REP. SUBRAMANYAM: “Yes, there are people engaged in sexual acts.”
@repsuhas.bsky.social
And a lot of powerful men are terrified right now.
KASIE HUNT: “Do you have pictures of people engaged in sexual acts as part of this?”
REP. SUBRAMANYAM: “Yes, there are people engaged in sexual acts.”
@repsuhas.bsky.social
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♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
I mean, you can *ask*. I’ve done it several times. It will sometimes comply, because it’s programmed to be agreeable, but it remains nearby where my elbow can bump it, eagerly waiting for another excuse to spring into servile action.
Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I mean, you can *ask*. I’ve done it several times. It will sometimes comply, because it’s programmed to be agreeable, but it remains nearby where my elbow can bump it, eagerly waiting for another excuse to spring into servile action.
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Marry Christmas
Fuck tha Police
Kill Rock Stars
Fuck tha Police
Kill Rock Stars
marry snap
fuck crackle
kill pop
fuck crackle
kill pop
marry past
fuck present
kill future
fuck present
kill future
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Marry Christmas
Fuck tha Police
Kill Rock Stars
Fuck tha Police
Kill Rock Stars
Has alllllllwaaaaaaays beeeen
Constant L Cunting
United States, Social Security Death Index
United States, Social Security Death Index
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Has alllllllwaaaaaaays beeeen
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When my last will and testament is read aloud to my loved ones—
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
When my last will and testament is read aloud to my loved ones—
Antifa Franklin.
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Antifa Franklin.
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Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported?
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported?
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
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The winner of the inaugural International Honk Shoo Honk Shoo Mimimi Award
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The winner of the inaugural International Honk Shoo Honk Shoo Mimimi Award
May I interest you in napping as a general strategy
How do I opt out of various shit
December 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
May I interest you in napping as a general strategy