Float like a eukaryote, my sting is self-generating

Whap bap in your explanatory gap

Cash existed back then, but the Roberts Court didn’t. Citizens United didn’t.

“The people of the United States” is not a monolith. But everyone knows that. If a woman says “Men are disgusting”, I don’t need to reply “UM NOT ALL MEN”. So yeah, electoral college and blahblahblah, but of course the people of the U.S. are to blame for him. Not like anyone else is.

Just wait until you hear their new single, “A Shitty January”

I’m not completely anticapitalist, I just think capitalism needs to be firmly subordinate to the common welfare and democratic oversight. Which it emphatically is not. Democracy as it exists now functions only when it doesn’t interfere with capitalism.

plums in the box
plums, plums in the box

Just one more year and then you’ll be happy

My go-to fantasy consequence for him is seven years in a Tibetan monastery without shoes or internet access, a robe and a rice bowl his only possessions.

Don’t worry, others will do it for you.

Stoppard. Playwright par excellence.

Stoppard. Playwright par excellence.