Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
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My go-to fantasy consequence for him is seven years in a Tibetan monastery without shoes or internet access, a robe and a rice bowl his only possessions.
These guys do.
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
These guys do.
I name my fists Milque and Toast
‘Cause one of them is white and pretentious and the other is slathered in butter, and neither of them are particularly memorable
‘Cause one of them is white and pretentious and the other is slathered in butter, and neither of them are particularly memorable
I name my fists Roly and Poly
‘Cause i’m gonna roll ‘em up in little balls and hit ya.
‘Cause i’m gonna roll ‘em up in little balls and hit ya.
I name my fists Sound & Fury
And you're gonna be the Last man standing.
And you're gonna be the Last man standing.
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I name my fists Milque and Toast
‘Cause one of them is white and pretentious and the other is slathered in butter, and neither of them are particularly memorable
‘Cause one of them is white and pretentious and the other is slathered in butter, and neither of them are particularly memorable
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Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
Little off-key at the end, but still less excruciating than MC’s original. In my defense, I was chemically altered at the time.
All I Want For Christmas Is Jews
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December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Little off-key at the end, but still less excruciating than MC’s original. In my defense, I was chemically altered at the time.
The system was designed to stop 18th century tyrants (and also to keep 18th century peasants and slaves in their place). It wasn’t and isn’t adequate to protect the democratic process from the influence of unfathomable gobs of cash, or the attendant greed.
Our code is flawed. Trump is a bug.
Our code is flawed. Trump is a bug.
This is what I've been on about, the whole Trump Era. People keep saying our system wasn't designed for someone like him, and that's not true. The system, our Constitution, was designed to stop tyrants. That is its function. The PEOPLE tasked with operating the system are what failed.
We went from a country that defended others from being invaded for their natural resources, to a country that is now threatening to invade others for their natural resources.
Systems of governance are only as good as the people you elect to uphold them.
Systems of governance are only as good as the people you elect to uphold them.
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The system was designed to stop 18th century tyrants (and also to keep 18th century peasants and slaves in their place). It wasn’t and isn’t adequate to protect the democratic process from the influence of unfathomable gobs of cash, or the attendant greed.
Our code is flawed. Trump is a bug.
Our code is flawed. Trump is a bug.
Well, that’s that sorted then
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well, that’s that sorted then
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November 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Mild Sunday. So quiet, so still, this morning, I hear a spoon at the bottom of a cereal bowl in another apartment in another building, ringing. A small bell.
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Mild Sunday. So quiet, so still, this morning, I hear a spoon at the bottom of a cereal bowl in another apartment in another building, ringing. A small bell.
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Walz on Trump calling him the r-word: "We all know both as an educator & parent that using that term is just so damaging. It's hurtful. We have fought 3 decades to get this out of our schools. Kids know better. But this is what Donald Trump has done. He's normalized this type of hateful behavior."
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Walz on Trump calling him the r-word: "We all know both as an educator & parent that using that term is just so damaging. It's hurtful. We have fought 3 decades to get this out of our schools. Kids know better. But this is what Donald Trump has done. He's normalized this type of hateful behavior."
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My go-to fantasy consequence for him is seven years in a Tibetan monastery without shoes or internet access, a robe and a rice bowl his only possessions.
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My go-to fantasy consequence for him is seven years in a Tibetan monastery without shoes or internet access, a robe and a rice bowl his only possessions.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Strong (Pelvic) Floor, No Diggity
Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Strong (Pelvic) Floor, No Diggity
I’m a Grinch, I’m a bummer
I’m an ugly motherfucker
I’m an ugly motherfucker
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m a Grinch, I’m a bummer
I’m an ugly motherfucker
I’m an ugly motherfucker
Puckeridge! You cunning bastard!
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Puckeridge! You cunning bastard!
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And, just a side note, but disrupting the supply chain for addictive drugs does nothing to decrease demand. Addicts have run individual experiments on this countless times, trying to get sober by limiting their own access to their favorite drug. Ask a sober person if that worked for them.
The president is about to start a war for no real reason. All of the things he has blamed on the country he’s targeting — fentanyl distribution, “emptying the asylums” and sending patients to the U.S., alignment with Tren de Aragua— are provably, obviously false.
Lots of people are going to die.
Lots of people are going to die.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
And, just a side note, but disrupting the supply chain for addictive drugs does nothing to decrease demand. Addicts have run individual experiments on this countless times, trying to get sober by limiting their own access to their favorite drug. Ask a sober person if that worked for them.
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
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The heart and soul of Trumpism in one tweet
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The heart and soul of Trumpism in one tweet
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November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Stephen Miller and RFK Jr.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Stephen Miller and RFK Jr.
My high school friends and I got our hands on a stack of 45 rpms of Debbie Gibson’s “Out of the Blue” and we had a sleepover one night out in my barn and we nailed them to the floor and played frisbee. Good times.
A friend texted me to tell me Debbie Gibson was on the Macy's thing & it reminded me of a hard-core punk rock dude I knew in the 90s who had posters of her from the 80s plastered all over his bedroom.
Obsessed.
Obsessed.
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My high school friends and I got our hands on a stack of 45 rpms of Debbie Gibson’s “Out of the Blue” and we had a sleepover one night out in my barn and we nailed them to the floor and played frisbee. Good times.
chat why is my discover feed suddenly (toe)jampacked full of foot fetishists
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
chat why is my discover feed suddenly (toe)jampacked full of foot fetishists
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
Reach out your hand if your cup is empty. If your cup is full, may it be again.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Reach out your hand if your cup is empty. If your cup is full, may it be again.
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.