Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
Tell me all your thoughts on dog, ‘cause I’d really like to meet her.
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Tell me all your thoughts on dog, ‘cause I’d really like to meet her.
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
This… is actually how I want to go.
This… is actually how I want to go.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
This… is actually how I want to go.
This… is actually how I want to go.
Donations… required?
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Donations… required?
Dollar Tree knockoff brands: for when you care enough to give the very least.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Dollar Tree knockoff brands: for when you care enough to give the very least.
I scream, I yell,
I bark, I bite,
I’ll hit you with an egg
On a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
And I never ever ever say die
I never take myself too seriously
Cause everybody know
Fat birds don’t fly
I bark, I bite,
I’ll hit you with an egg
On a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
And I never ever ever say die
I never take myself too seriously
Cause everybody know
Fat birds don’t fly
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I scream, I yell,
I bark, I bite,
I’ll hit you with an egg
On a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
And I never ever ever say die
I never take myself too seriously
Cause everybody know
Fat birds don’t fly
I bark, I bite,
I’ll hit you with an egg
On a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
And I never ever ever say die
I never take myself too seriously
Cause everybody know
Fat birds don’t fly
Clouds are pretty great sometimes.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Clouds are pretty great sometimes.
I cannot adequately stress how much I am not going to listen to this.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I cannot adequately stress how much I am not going to listen to this.
I’llbe in my bunk
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’llbe in my bunk
I need to talk to whoever compiled this anthology of scripts for middle school theater classes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I need to talk to whoever compiled this anthology of scripts for middle school theater classes.
Aurora Perry Ellis
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Aurora Perry Ellis
Breakfast: marinated chèvre on sourdough toast with three eggs sunny side up, cooked with smashed garlic, sprinkled with flaky salt, cracked pepper and yeast.
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Breakfast: marinated chèvre on sourdough toast with three eggs sunny side up, cooked with smashed garlic, sprinkled with flaky salt, cracked pepper and yeast.
Formal name: Cricket Raisin Bean Goose Chor Bolo Lor. More commonly referred to as Crick, Cricky, Crickadee, Crick McLick, or Bad Blackhearted Baby.
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Formal name: Cricket Raisin Bean Goose Chor Bolo Lor. More commonly referred to as Crick, Cricky, Crickadee, Crick McLick, or Bad Blackhearted Baby.
COME GET SOME HAM
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
COME GET SOME HAM
Who’s stupidly shopping for a costume at a Spirit at the mall the night before Halloween and has two thumbs?
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Who’s stupidly shopping for a costume at a Spirit at the mall the night before Halloween and has two thumbs?