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conscious oxymora. vagile & antiauthoritarian
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i found a cat called magic
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if you notice quasisymmetric behavior in your mirror, your first priority is to remain calm. do not acknowledge the aberration in the presence of the mirror. do not allow your eyes to linger on the aberration. navigate to a mirror-free room before calling the hotline.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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I stfg if people are more disgusted at a man giving a blowjob than being a multiple rapist and, at the very least, facilitating a conspiracy to traffic very young women and girls to be raped, I am going to lose what little of it I have left.
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Writing is rewriting and rewriting and rewriting...
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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one must imagine the chive guy happy
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The cat musician sora videos are reminding me that we have more empathy for predators because they point their heads at the thing they're looking at. People can't as easily read the body language of a cow as they can a cat.
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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my boss comes in an hour late to scold me for being 5 minutes late, i rush to interviews and i get told to wait but if i was late it would be a mark against me, those who can make you wait delight in their own tardiness because they know the real way to waste someone's time is to make them be on it
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Remember when, after 2016 when literally any inane trivia contained in a hacked email provided by Russian intelligence was considered per se newsworthy, in 2024 the media decided without explanation that publishing hacked emails would be wrong? www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2024/08/poli...
Politico has been sitting on hacked communications from the Trump campaign for 3 weeks - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Some rain on your wedding day: The campaign blamed “foreign sources hostile to the United States,” citing a Microsoft report on Friday that Iranian hackers “sent a spear phishing email in June to a hi...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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This is what it’s like to read about the American governing elite right now.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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I think some of the "cops shouldn't look like soldiers it's just cosplay" stuff misses the fact that part of the reason all of these guys are wearing so much armor now is to fight protestors, a thing they've been doing increasingly for the last two decades

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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“The prohibited activities would include joint research, co-authorship on papers, and advising a foreign graduate student or postdoctoral fellow. The language is retroactive, meaning any interactions during the previous 5 years could make a scientist ineligible for future federal funding.”
U.S. Congress considers sweeping ban on Chinese collaborations
Researchers speak out against proposal that would bar funding for U.S. scientists working with Chinese partners or training Chinese students
www.science.org
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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The notion abusers need to resort to conspiracies and subterfuge is more comforting than the truth that many people will readily look the other way when confronted with sexual violence if doing otherwise would even slightly inconvenience them
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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it is going to collapse as we become more and more of a fortress state 👍
I think the US tech advantage is just extremely brittle, especially if US foreign policy remains this dumb
The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative.

The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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the punctuation goes inside the quotation marks if it is for punctuating the stuff on the inside, and outside if it is punctuating stuff on the outside
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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the emperor's critics make superficially compelling points about his clotheslessness. and yes we can all observe that the man stands stark naked. but what strategic sense is there in calling it out so brashly as all that? are you really going to win hearts and minds with such vulgar pronouncements?
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Remembering how Biden revived the practice of releasing visitors logs and was rewarded by the press for his transparency with a front page story at his weakest possible moment about how he had Parkinson's based on a Parkinson's expert visiting the WH.

(Turns out, Biden did not have Parkinson's)
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I do not understand how anyone goes through life without this reality just completely poleaxing them from time to time. I mentioned it to my brother once and he was "fuck Beth, that's grim, you need to go outside" and it's just like "this is outside too!!!" How the fuck do you turn aside???
Following on what @miawong.bsky.social and @riotlinguist.bsky.social and others have said, it's worth repeating that the majority of rape is committed against kids and teenagers (<20yo) obviously mainly girls + mostly by adult/teen cis men. Rape culture is inherently CSA culture!
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
dropped off my son at the montressori school today and when i came back the entrance was bricked up??! i'm calling the police
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
once they manage to give an ai taste, it's over. until then i'm not worried
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM