hikikomorphism
@hikikomorphism.bsky.social
haskell/rust/art/shitposting/assyrian
she/her (like a ship, not like a person)
she/her (like a ship, not like a person)
Is anyone live tweeting this I'm kinda curious
You know? This is the kind of shit billionaires should be doing, as long as they stay out of politics and focus on baroque lifestyle bullshit that's, idk, not fine but it could be way way worse.
This is harm reduction.
This is harm reduction.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Is anyone live tweeting this I'm kinda curious
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People in Berlin smoke cigarettes in the club I cannot believe this how do you LIVE
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
People in Berlin smoke cigarettes in the club I cannot believe this how do you LIVE
Perhaps the first use of genai image gen that I've actually enjoyed seeing, like sure it looks like shit but charmingly so
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Perhaps the first use of genai image gen that I've actually enjoyed seeing, like sure it looks like shit but charmingly so
I can't explain how I know this* but this tendency is going to end up spawning the next RFK somehow
*intuition, vibes, revealed to me in a dream, etc
*intuition, vibes, revealed to me in a dream, etc
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I can't explain how I know this* but this tendency is going to end up spawning the next RFK somehow
*intuition, vibes, revealed to me in a dream, etc
*intuition, vibes, revealed to me in a dream, etc
startup idea: compounding pharmacy that just does a vape pen version of your prescriptions
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
startup idea: compounding pharmacy that just does a vape pen version of your prescriptions
You know? This is the kind of shit billionaires should be doing, as long as they stay out of politics and focus on baroque lifestyle bullshit that's, idk, not fine but it could be way way worse.
This is harm reduction.
This is harm reduction.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You know? This is the kind of shit billionaires should be doing, as long as they stay out of politics and focus on baroque lifestyle bullshit that's, idk, not fine but it could be way way worse.
This is harm reduction.
This is harm reduction.
I guess it's happening
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I guess it's happening
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Immediately issuing an update to this one :D
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Immediately issuing an update to this one :D
Spent the evening at FLINTA night at this sauna club in Berlin with some butch dykes from Helsinki, every hour the staff (twinks in gym shorts) would ring a bell and everyone would pack into the sauna and they'd pour infused water on the coals and fan the steam over us. I quite like it here.
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Spent the evening at FLINTA night at this sauna club in Berlin with some butch dykes from Helsinki, every hour the staff (twinks in gym shorts) would ring a bell and everyone would pack into the sauna and they'd pour infused water on the coals and fan the steam over us. I quite like it here.
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I am homeless and completely out of money. I don't prefer using GoFundMe because I don't want to spread my last name around, but my PayPal is paypal.me/thaidakar
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I am homeless and completely out of money. I don't prefer using GoFundMe because I don't want to spread my last name around, but my PayPal is paypal.me/thaidakar
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Figures for how many times Talib Kweli has mentioned various trans women via the @ feature:
@jessica.moe - 88
@jane.inurhead.lol - 85
@gothic.wtf - 76
@jheya.goodgirls.onl - 45
@sinistersexsexsex.bsky.social - 21
@mixiekitten.goodgirls.onl - 12
@jessica.moe - 88
@jane.inurhead.lol - 85
@gothic.wtf - 76
@jheya.goodgirls.onl - 45
@sinistersexsexsex.bsky.social - 21
@mixiekitten.goodgirls.onl - 12
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Figures for how many times Talib Kweli has mentioned various trans women via the @ feature:
@jessica.moe - 88
@jane.inurhead.lol - 85
@gothic.wtf - 76
@jheya.goodgirls.onl - 45
@sinistersexsexsex.bsky.social - 21
@mixiekitten.goodgirls.onl - 12
@jessica.moe - 88
@jane.inurhead.lol - 85
@gothic.wtf - 76
@jheya.goodgirls.onl - 45
@sinistersexsexsex.bsky.social - 21
@mixiekitten.goodgirls.onl - 12
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[🎵METAL GEAR SOLID 4 OST - LOVE THEME🎶]
OLD SNAKE: pizza hut... has changed. motion-studied workers use portion-control gear. amphetamines inside their bodies regulate and enhance their abilities. GPS tracking. delivery bag insulation technology. all in the name of control
OLD SNAKE: pizza hut... has changed. motion-studied workers use portion-control gear. amphetamines inside their bodies regulate and enhance their abilities. GPS tracking. delivery bag insulation technology. all in the name of control
June 7, 2024 at 12:07 AM
[🎵METAL GEAR SOLID 4 OST - LOVE THEME🎶]
OLD SNAKE: pizza hut... has changed. motion-studied workers use portion-control gear. amphetamines inside their bodies regulate and enhance their abilities. GPS tracking. delivery bag insulation technology. all in the name of control
OLD SNAKE: pizza hut... has changed. motion-studied workers use portion-control gear. amphetamines inside their bodies regulate and enhance their abilities. GPS tracking. delivery bag insulation technology. all in the name of control
The EU has it's problems sure but it's neat being somewhere where I see ICE on the trains and it's just an acronym for the intercity express
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The EU has it's problems sure but it's neat being somewhere where I see ICE on the trains and it's just an acronym for the intercity express
I'm in the EU through December 8th and refuse to upload identity docs so I have no access to DMs
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I'm in the EU through December 8th and refuse to upload identity docs so I have no access to DMs
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Me: Yeah I'm soakmodeing
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
June 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Me: Yeah I'm soakmodeing
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
probably not great
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
probably not great
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that's right folks you too can experience the physical manifestation of self-actualization
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
that's right folks you too can experience the physical manifestation of self-actualization
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People who already hate AI focusing on the (greatly overblown) environmental impact of AI are giving themselves the permission structure to not examine their own carbon footprint.
Who cares if you're driving everywhere and scarfing down beef? You're a good person for not using AI.
Who cares if you're driving everywhere and scarfing down beef? You're a good person for not using AI.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
People who already hate AI focusing on the (greatly overblown) environmental impact of AI are giving themselves the permission structure to not examine their own carbon footprint.
Who cares if you're driving everywhere and scarfing down beef? You're a good person for not using AI.
Who cares if you're driving everywhere and scarfing down beef? You're a good person for not using AI.
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scorn was an effective weapon for the monkey jpeg NFT shit because it was effectively a status good, generative AI is a tool that millions get utility out of daily and you can't sneer your way out of that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
scorn was an effective weapon for the monkey jpeg NFT shit because it was effectively a status good, generative AI is a tool that millions get utility out of daily and you can't sneer your way out of that.
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it's normatively bad in many ways and also clearly useful for millions of people. it can run on a laptop, thinking that it's going away is cope. gotta engage with the world at it is.
this is a bluesky bubble opinion. 800M+ people use chatgpt every week. I hate Facebook and Instagram and I wish they didn’t exist, but 3B and 2B people use them every month, respectively. it’s very hard to picture a mass or even a niche left backlash against them
i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
it's normatively bad in many ways and also clearly useful for millions of people. it can run on a laptop, thinking that it's going away is cope. gotta engage with the world at it is.
developing a new kind of horseshoe theory that asserts that the brain damage you get from letting an LLM think for you tends to converge with the brain damage you get from letting half-remembered screenshots of article headlines and partial screenshots of abstracts think for you
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
developing a new kind of horseshoe theory that asserts that the brain damage you get from letting an LLM think for you tends to converge with the brain damage you get from letting half-remembered screenshots of article headlines and partial screenshots of abstracts think for you
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read