hikikomorphism
@hikikomorphism.bsky.social
haskell/rust/art/shitposting/assyrian
she/her (like a ship, not like a person)
she/her (like a ship, not like a person)
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Me: Yeah I'm soakmodeing
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
June 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Me: Yeah I'm soakmodeing
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
probably not great
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
probably not great
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that's right folks you too can experience the physical manifestation of self-actualization
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
that's right folks you too can experience the physical manifestation of self-actualization
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People who already hate AI focusing on the (greatly overblown) environmental impact of AI are giving themselves the permission structure to not examine their own carbon footprint.
Who cares if you're driving everywhere and scarfing down beef? You're a good person for not using AI.
Who cares if you're driving everywhere and scarfing down beef? You're a good person for not using AI.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
People who already hate AI focusing on the (greatly overblown) environmental impact of AI are giving themselves the permission structure to not examine their own carbon footprint.
Who cares if you're driving everywhere and scarfing down beef? You're a good person for not using AI.
Who cares if you're driving everywhere and scarfing down beef? You're a good person for not using AI.
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scorn was an effective weapon for the monkey jpeg NFT shit because it was effectively a status good, generative AI is a tool that millions get utility out of daily and you can't sneer your way out of that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
scorn was an effective weapon for the monkey jpeg NFT shit because it was effectively a status good, generative AI is a tool that millions get utility out of daily and you can't sneer your way out of that.
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it's normatively bad in many ways and also clearly useful for millions of people. it can run on a laptop, thinking that it's going away is cope. gotta engage with the world at it is.
this is a bluesky bubble opinion. 800M+ people use chatgpt every week. I hate Facebook and Instagram and I wish they didn’t exist, but 3B and 2B people use them every month, respectively. it’s very hard to picture a mass or even a niche left backlash against them
i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
it's normatively bad in many ways and also clearly useful for millions of people. it can run on a laptop, thinking that it's going away is cope. gotta engage with the world at it is.
developing a new kind of horseshoe theory that asserts that the brain damage you get from letting an LLM think for you tends to converge with the brain damage you get from letting half-remembered screenshots of article headlines and partial screenshots of abstracts think for you
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
developing a new kind of horseshoe theory that asserts that the brain damage you get from letting an LLM think for you tends to converge with the brain damage you get from letting half-remembered screenshots of article headlines and partial screenshots of abstracts think for you
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
> FLINTA* is a German abbreviation that stands for "Frauen, Lesben, Intergeschlechtliche, nichtbinäre, trans und agender Personen"
Looking forward to Berlin, I haven't even arrived yet and I'm learning so much
Looking forward to Berlin, I haven't even arrived yet and I'm learning so much
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
> FLINTA* is a German abbreviation that stands for "Frauen, Lesben, Intergeschlechtliche, nichtbinäre, trans und agender Personen"
Looking forward to Berlin, I haven't even arrived yet and I'm learning so much
Looking forward to Berlin, I haven't even arrived yet and I'm learning so much
Guillermo del Toro Rifters -or- Wes Anderson Blindsight
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Guillermo del Toro Rifters -or- Wes Anderson Blindsight
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2030. as an unintended consequence of the "Tradwife Act" most americans are legally part of immense, continent-spanning nuclear families. most women are obligated to refer to each other as "daddy" - a body blow for some, but merely more of the same for others
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
2030. as an unintended consequence of the "Tradwife Act" most americans are legally part of immense, continent-spanning nuclear families. most women are obligated to refer to each other as "daddy" - a body blow for some, but merely more of the same for others
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Just saw the phrase "Ook voor quickies :-)"
Dutch Grindr.. sure is a place
Dutch Grindr.. sure is a place
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just saw the phrase "Ook voor quickies :-)"
Dutch Grindr.. sure is a place
Dutch Grindr.. sure is a place
Also more generally, if you're in Berlin and we know each other on here lmk I'd love to meet up
I'm going to be in Berlin next week, if you're local and work in Rust I'd love to meet up for lunch/coffee and have an informal chat about what the industry is like at the moment
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Also more generally, if you're in Berlin and we know each other on here lmk I'd love to meet up
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a *gigantic* release at this early hour: 20 thousand unredacted emails from Epstein's Yahoo email (by request only/for journalists and researchers).
these are from the same trove that Bloomberg has been going through — not the Congress-released ones.
keeping eyes peeled for the reporting :)
these are from the same trove that Bloomberg has been going through — not the Congress-released ones.
keeping eyes peeled for the reporting :)
Epstein emails (2.5 GB)
Approximately 20,900 unredacted emails and file attachments sent and received by Jeffrey Epstein's [email protected] email address over nineteen years.
ddosecrets.com/article/epst...
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Approximately 20,900 unredacted emails and file attachments sent and received by Jeffrey Epstein's [email protected] email address over nineteen years.
ddosecrets.com/article/epst...
Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
a *gigantic* release at this early hour: 20 thousand unredacted emails from Epstein's Yahoo email (by request only/for journalists and researchers).
these are from the same trove that Bloomberg has been going through — not the Congress-released ones.
keeping eyes peeled for the reporting :)
these are from the same trove that Bloomberg has been going through — not the Congress-released ones.
keeping eyes peeled for the reporting :)
I wonder how much of this is people in third world countries pretending to be american vs america expats with absolutely rancid vibes posting from the same countries
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I wonder how much of this is people in third world countries pretending to be american vs america expats with absolutely rancid vibes posting from the same countries
Leiden has some absolutely beautiful botanical garden greenhouses
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Leiden has some absolutely beautiful botanical garden greenhouses
fascinating
If anyone's curious about how Talib Kweli's week-long not-a-crashout is doing, Human Pet Guy's dragging him in his replies now.
The JUICIEST juice on this site
The JUICIEST juice on this site
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
fascinating
Currently reading: The Old Woman With The Knife, a novel about a South Korean 'disease control specialist' (assassin) of a certain age
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Currently reading: The Old Woman With The Knife, a novel about a South Korean 'disease control specialist' (assassin) of a certain age
Amsterdam is beautiful but god, California has left me unprepared for actual winter I am WILTING
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Amsterdam is beautiful but god, California has left me unprepared for actual winter I am WILTING
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TIL Chinese has an entire set of "banker's numerals" invented several hundred years ago to be tamper-proof (so they're written in a much more complex way that is hard to forge or change).
apparently also called "anti-fraud numerals" or "financial numerals"
apparently also called "anti-fraud numerals" or "financial numerals"
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
TIL Chinese has an entire set of "banker's numerals" invented several hundred years ago to be tamper-proof (so they're written in a much more complex way that is hard to forge or change).
apparently also called "anti-fraud numerals" or "financial numerals"
apparently also called "anti-fraud numerals" or "financial numerals"
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they had to fake the moon landing because the real moon landing uncovered sickening evidence of the worst of all mankind's nightmares: another, smaller moon orbiting our own moon
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
they had to fake the moon landing because the real moon landing uncovered sickening evidence of the worst of all mankind's nightmares: another, smaller moon orbiting our own moon