Hoctor
hoctor.bsky.social
Hoctor
@hoctor.bsky.social
Irish, Engineer. Married, dad of Ten and Seven, though those names change every year.
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Can't recommend @ciaraioch.bsky.social highly enough for beautiful art work and the little free treats are GORGEOUS. #speirgorm
📌 ciaraioch.com is now taking Christmas orders for prints, cards, and vouchers - each archival-quality print on heavy art paper is made in Ireland, ships internationally in eco-friendly packaging with discount tracked postage, and comes with a FREE card and treats for every customer 🎁 #SpéirGorm
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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First year selling my art at Christmas without the Other site, where most of my sales came from, as well as losing US orders to new tariffs, so it'll be a tough one - I put huge work into every order, so even if you can't buy, shares help get them in front of eyes. GRMA! www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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[5th day of christmas]

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: hey where did all my rings go
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I’m going to put a Burger King sign up at The Hague to lure Trump in
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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wife: I want you to rake the yard today
me: consider it done

[later]
wife: I thought you were going to rake?
me: I thought you were going to consider it done?
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this

ME: it-it's not mine i swear
December 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Probably not the best way to start the day but I am ranting on Instagram
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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A good thing about the napkin holder is it lets you take out your preferred number of napkins so long as you want either 800 napkins or a 3cm shard of one napkin.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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i’m laughing imagining one of those car carrier trucks going all the way across the country and then when they pull the cars off it, the truck is mad like “they could drive this whole time!?”
February 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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And now…the gallery.

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November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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TEACHER: what are the five senses

ME: nickels
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Whoa Black Betty
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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how did you hear about us?
How Did You Hear About Us?
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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People ask me to draw their avatars.
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Actually this is my tenth rodeo I just refuse to learn new things
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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A patient just asked me why it's called local anesthesia and I told him they make it in the cafeteria.
December 11, 2024 at 5:05 AM
The Naked Goon
Goon a movie

Goonstruck
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Top Goon
Goon a movie

Goonstruck
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM