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Dungeon Master ordinaire. Masters in Sociology. Just wanna be an X-Wing pilot. Aspiring Magical Cat Girl Jedi Mechwarrior. Miniature painter. 🏳️⚧️NB (Any/All)
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Hi, I'm Hobbie.
I'm a miniature painter, and I stream most of my painting sessions on Twitch
Twitch.tv/hobbiets
You can also find pictures of my work on IG
instagram.com/hobbiets
Hi, I'm Hobbie.
I'm a miniature painter, and I stream most of my painting sessions on Twitch
Twitch.tv/hobbiets
You can also find pictures of my work on IG
instagram.com/hobbiets
I accidentally knocked a glass over and it didn't break and I almost did the Uncle Buck "huh, unbreakable" thing before I caught myself
a man laying on a couch in a living room with a picture on the wall that says " oldbuddy "
Alt: Uncle Buck picks up a plate from the ground and then breaks it on a table
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December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I accidentally knocked a glass over and it didn't break and I almost did the Uncle Buck "huh, unbreakable" thing before I caught myself
Finally got around to taking photos of the Free World Guards I painted a couple months ago.
First the assaults
(1/4)
#battletech
First the assaults
(1/4)
#battletech
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Finally got around to taking photos of the Free World Guards I painted a couple months ago.
First the assaults
(1/4)
#battletech
First the assaults
(1/4)
#battletech
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Actual Evil
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Actual Evil
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Walking up to a random dude and asking him if he likes to play as girls in video games
Mom: "Are you busy?"
Me: "No, why?"
Mom: "Do you want to crack six eggs for..."
Me: "Can Do."
Me: "No, why?"
Mom: "Do you want to crack six eggs for..."
Me: "Can Do."
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Walking up to a random dude and asking him if he likes to play as girls in video games
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
They already did a sequel to Casablanca, it's called Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, staring Raul Julia
The Casablanca Cinematic Universe is going to become a thing now, huh?
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
They already did a sequel to Casablanca, it's called Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, staring Raul Julia
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Nearly all of these people revealed themselves to be monsters.
6 Republican Voters on U.S. Strikes on Boats Suspected of Smuggling Drugs
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Nearly all of these people revealed themselves to be monsters.
Mom: "Are you busy?"
Me: "No, why?"
Mom: "Do you want to crack six eggs for..."
Me: "Can Do."
Me: "No, why?"
Mom: "Do you want to crack six eggs for..."
Me: "Can Do."
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Mom: "Are you busy?"
Me: "No, why?"
Mom: "Do you want to crack six eggs for..."
Me: "Can Do."
Me: "No, why?"
Mom: "Do you want to crack six eggs for..."
Me: "Can Do."
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Oh my god WE GET IT ALREADY
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Oh my god WE GET IT ALREADY
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these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
Donut Glory Hole
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Donut Glory Hole
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new video shows Kit Kat did not “dart underneath” the vehicle as waymo originally claimed. he was sitting under the car in front of the right wheel before it just ran him over. someone even approached the vehicle to try and get him to move seconds before it happened. missionlocal.org/2025/12/sf-w...
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
new video shows Kit Kat did not “dart underneath” the vehicle as waymo originally claimed. he was sitting under the car in front of the right wheel before it just ran him over. someone even approached the vehicle to try and get him to move seconds before it happened. missionlocal.org/2025/12/sf-w...
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Cold blooded murder. Everyone involved needs to be prosecuted for murder.
December 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Cold blooded murder. Everyone involved needs to be prosecuted for murder.
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the 'yes, and' rule is when you see a joke and accept the premise of it ('yes') and then attempt to expand on the joke ('and') in an attempt to riff.
the 'blue sky' rule is when you see a joke and you misunderstand the premise, take it seriously, and indeed reject the concept of comedy itself
the 'blue sky' rule is when you see a joke and you misunderstand the premise, take it seriously, and indeed reject the concept of comedy itself
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
the 'yes, and' rule is when you see a joke and accept the premise of it ('yes') and then attempt to expand on the joke ('and') in an attempt to riff.
the 'blue sky' rule is when you see a joke and you misunderstand the premise, take it seriously, and indeed reject the concept of comedy itself
the 'blue sky' rule is when you see a joke and you misunderstand the premise, take it seriously, and indeed reject the concept of comedy itself
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
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2050: The only 2 companies left in the entire world bought each other
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
2050: The only 2 companies left in the entire world bought each other
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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My queen
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My queen
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I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
I know most of these guy's political views are pretty incoherent, but I thought it be a little less incoherent than that
“Cole also told agents that he supported President Donald Trump and held anarchist views”
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/05/b...
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/05/b...
Jan. 6 pipe bomb suspect Brian Cole confessed, said he supports Trump and has anarchist views: MS NOW
Cole spoke to the authorities for "more than four hours" after his arrest, the government told a judge during the suspect's initial court appearance.
www.cnbc.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I know most of these guy's political views are pretty incoherent, but I thought it be a little less incoherent than that
Painting stream is live
Twitch.tv/hobbiets
Charity stream for Bishop Steiner
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Charity stream for Bishop Steiner
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December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Painting stream is live
Twitch.tv/hobbiets
Charity stream for Bishop Steiner
ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
Twitch.tv/hobbiets
Charity stream for Bishop Steiner
ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...