Groucho Merckx
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Mostly cat pictures. 🇵🇸 Israel is committing genocide in Gaza. He/him
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
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Here's a very niche question: does anyone here study ancient languages and has experience in the pronunciation of Akkadian words? And before a million randos tell me that we don't know what dead languages sound like, there are scholars who spend their whole lives on this stuff.
The only reason I escaped alive is cos we're outside the midge season (the name is not metaphorical)
Hey that reminds me, I walked past your secret Yorkshire hideout earlier. But don't worry, I didn't tell anyone about it
An OS map screenshot showing a waterfall, Falling Foss, next to a house called Midge Hall
I might even have a pint of Wainwright's
Boots in the water. Cumbrian quartz pebble consigned to the North Sea. The Wainwright coast to coast is DONE and I might have

a little

sit

down.
The beach at Robin Hood's Bay with the tide going out
"Hi! Do you have, or could you be, food?"
A load of chickens behind some... chicken wire
For one final time this walk: mornin'
A stone road bridge with high arches over a peaty brown river
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I maintain, Daniel Craig's delivery of "the Nazi child masturbating in the bathroom" is the best line read of the century.
Every time the horrible young Republicans group chat stuff is mentioned, I think of Jacob Thrombey. (I should really rewatch Knives Out. It's even a good autumn movie.)
Jacob Thrombey from Knives Out.
All glory to Past Me, who not only booked a B&B room with a massive bathtub several months ago but, importantly, also swiped a couple of sachets of hot chocolate from a previous B&B last week on the basis I'd certainly want them at some point #OwMyFeet
Not to mention an "intimate object" made of silicone. Zut alors
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EXPLOSION DE LA CRIMINOULITÉ EN FRANCE
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"I'm Tony Gilroy, creator of #Andor. I am urging you with everything I have to get out on Saturday for #NoKings day.

"Go to NoKings.org and find the location nearest you where you can go out and protest nonviolently.

"Democracy is up for grabs, and it's up to us to protect the thing we love."
"We Have Friends Everywhere" — October 18 — NoKings.org
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SCROUGE [skrou•j], SCROOGE [skrooj] vb. To squeeze or crowd; to push rudely in a crowd.
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The belly is a trap: 10/10 for the bait and switch @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
spoiler: the answer is "fish"
They know how to deal with Auditors in North Yorkshire
A sign on a garage saying "This is a private sign: do not read"
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His system of ‘Roud Numbers’ now serves as the definitive way of tracing a song’s many different versions and titles, across books, recordings, and other sources.”

Full episode: youtu.be/i_0rN8XPJGA
Folklore Fragments Podcast 43: Indexing Folklore with Steve Roud | Blúiríní Béaloidis
YouTube video by UCD - University College Dublin
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and put USB sockets in the shower head