ChiselerNeil
@chiselerneil.bsky.social
You've never heard of me, and if you say you have, I've got only one question: Who gave you this address, mom?
He/him.
He/him.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
1903: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore."
2025: "Servants' entrance in the rear."
2025: "Servants' entrance in the rear."
President Trump unveiled the website for his administration’s “gold card” program, which promises residency “in record time,” or just weeks, for a minimum price tag of $1 million, though there are questions about its viability and legality.
Trump launches $1 million ‘gold card’ program for fast-tracked visas
Critics have pointed out that such programs create a two-tier immigration system, disproportionately benefiting wealthy individuals.
wapo.st
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
1903: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore."
2025: "Servants' entrance in the rear."
2025: "Servants' entrance in the rear."
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all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
COMIC SANS, YOU COWARDS.
In a memo to the State Department, Secretary Rubio directed U.S. diplomats worldwide to use Times New Roman 14-point font for official documents, reversing a Biden-era directive to use Calibri.
Calibri font is the latest casualty in the Trump administration's war on diversity and inclusion
Secretary of State Marco Rubio directed U.S. diplomats worldwide to use Times New Roman 14-point font for official documents, reversing a Biden-era directive to use Calibri.
nbcnews.to
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
COMIC SANS, YOU COWARDS.
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What a lot of people on the internet don't seem to realise is that a vital part of reading between the lines is also reading the actual lines.
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
What a lot of people on the internet don't seem to realise is that a vital part of reading between the lines is also reading the actual lines.
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
"37."
"37."
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
"37."
"37."
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
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An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
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All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
July 1, 2024 at 4:44 PM
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
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$70 billion and all he has to show for it is "We have Second Life at home." Have fun selling those sunglasses, jerk.
Zuckerberg Basically Giving Up on Metaverse After Renaming Entire Company "Meta"
Meta executives are eying gigantic budget cuts for the teams responsible for its Meta Horizon Worlds and Quest VR headset.
futurism.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
$70 billion and all he has to show for it is "We have Second Life at home." Have fun selling those sunglasses, jerk.
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“But AI tells us that people want more AI.”
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“But AI tells us that people want more AI.”
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If you ask Santa for a pet realize we only have polar bears up here. So just learn to run faster than everyone else in your family.
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you ask Santa for a pet realize we only have polar bears up here. So just learn to run faster than everyone else in your family.
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"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to confession.”
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to confession.”
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Here, allow us to present you this nightmare fuel.
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Here, allow us to present you this nightmare fuel.
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You may see people advising you to grab WB-owned titles on physical media and you may wonder if this is overreacting.
It isn't. Movie studios have always put preservation and convenient availability last, outright junking films that they no longer value.
Being a movie fan is rife with stress.
It isn't. Movie studios have always put preservation and convenient availability last, outright junking films that they no longer value.
Being a movie fan is rife with stress.
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You may see people advising you to grab WB-owned titles on physical media and you may wonder if this is overreacting.
It isn't. Movie studios have always put preservation and convenient availability last, outright junking films that they no longer value.
Being a movie fan is rife with stress.
It isn't. Movie studios have always put preservation and convenient availability last, outright junking films that they no longer value.
Being a movie fan is rife with stress.
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Pipe bomb suspect named FBI Deputy Director.
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Pipe bomb suspect named FBI Deputy Director.
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“But incurring massive debt to buy me means we shall both surely go under”, said Warner Bros.
“lol”, said Netflix, “lmao”.
“lol”, said Netflix, “lmao”.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“But incurring massive debt to buy me means we shall both surely go under”, said Warner Bros.
“lol”, said Netflix, “lmao”.
“lol”, said Netflix, “lmao”.
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You know, I think if I owned the rights to a century's worth of the most acclaimed films ever like The Wizard of Oz and 2001, plus all the most popular characters in cartoon history, plus Superman and Batman, plus tons of other stuff, I could probably make enough money I wouldn't need to sell it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
You know, I think if I owned the rights to a century's worth of the most acclaimed films ever like The Wizard of Oz and 2001, plus all the most popular characters in cartoon history, plus Superman and Batman, plus tons of other stuff, I could probably make enough money I wouldn't need to sell it.
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I finally realized the reason I hate Jingle Bell Rock is because the guy singing it sounds like he’s been there all day and has also come to hate the song
This is the “official video” this song deserves
youtu.be/ZnDmmiiFSUU?...
This is the “official video” this song deserves
youtu.be/ZnDmmiiFSUU?...
Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock (Official Video)
YouTube video by Christmas Music
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I finally realized the reason I hate Jingle Bell Rock is because the guy singing it sounds like he’s been there all day and has also come to hate the song
This is the “official video” this song deserves
youtu.be/ZnDmmiiFSUU?...
This is the “official video” this song deserves
youtu.be/ZnDmmiiFSUU?...
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YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual