ChiselerNeil
@chiselerneil.bsky.social
You've never heard of me, and if you say you have, I've got only one question: Who gave you this address, mom?
He/him.
He/him.
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Seeing a Bluesky post complaining about how the fireworks are scaring the person’s dog.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Seeing a Bluesky post complaining about how the fireworks are scaring the person’s dog.
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
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Wow, I actually never knew this.
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Wow, I actually never knew this.
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Man, just try to live your life in such a way that when you're not around any more people feel compelled to share fun little stories about you. I didn't really know much about Reiner, but all these memories of him are lovely.
When I interviewed Spinal Tap and Marty DiBergi this summer, none of them broke character, for the whole hour. Except Rob Reiner, once, losing it when Michael McKean's David St Hubbins talked about minimalism. I didn't use this in the feature and hadn't published any audio, but this is joyful.
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Man, just try to live your life in such a way that when you're not around any more people feel compelled to share fun little stories about you. I didn't really know much about Reiner, but all these memories of him are lovely.
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One of my favorite social media posts of all time:
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
One of my favorite social media posts of all time:
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What a terrible violent weekend this was, my god.
December 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
What a terrible violent weekend this was, my god.
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1984 This Is Spinal Tap
1985 The Sure Thing
1986 Stand by Me
1987 The Princess Bride
1989 When Harry Met Sally...
1990 Misery
1992 A Few Good Men
What a hell of a run.
1985 The Sure Thing
1986 Stand by Me
1987 The Princess Bride
1989 When Harry Met Sally...
1990 Misery
1992 A Few Good Men
What a hell of a run.
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
1984 This Is Spinal Tap
1985 The Sure Thing
1986 Stand by Me
1987 The Princess Bride
1989 When Harry Met Sally...
1990 Misery
1992 A Few Good Men
What a hell of a run.
1985 The Sure Thing
1986 Stand by Me
1987 The Princess Bride
1989 When Harry Met Sally...
1990 Misery
1992 A Few Good Men
What a hell of a run.
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The reason we're in this fucking mess is the GOP are the only ones actively trying to shift public opinion for the past 30 years, while Carville-brain Dems just follow whatever it is at the moment.
On top of not understanding public opinion is malleable, they ignore any survey results that don't confirm their prior beliefs!
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The reason we're in this fucking mess is the GOP are the only ones actively trying to shift public opinion for the past 30 years, while Carville-brain Dems just follow whatever it is at the moment.
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A Christmas Carol—First Draft
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A Christmas Carol—First Draft
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I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
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There needs to be a new Grinch song about specifically Jim Carrey’s version of The Grinch and it needs to be about the actual movie and it needs to be 5x nastier same tune tho
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
There needs to be a new Grinch song about specifically Jim Carrey’s version of The Grinch and it needs to be about the actual movie and it needs to be 5x nastier same tune tho
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AI is just rearranging the tiles on your Scrabble rack. It's not finding interesting things, its just regurgitating what already exists. Maybe it stumbles you into a word?
Imagine being so creatively bankrupt that you think mashing the rearrange button is the only way to find new ideas.
Imagine being so creatively bankrupt that you think mashing the rearrange button is the only way to find new ideas.
This column on Vox is the biggest pile of steaming AI crap I've seen this year. Human's aren't running out of ideas. Instead, those with power and money don't want to listen to ideas that threaten their power and money.
Ideas are plentiful. Putting those ideas into action is the hard part.
Ideas are plentiful. Putting those ideas into action is the hard part.
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
AI is just rearranging the tiles on your Scrabble rack. It's not finding interesting things, its just regurgitating what already exists. Maybe it stumbles you into a word?
Imagine being so creatively bankrupt that you think mashing the rearrange button is the only way to find new ideas.
Imagine being so creatively bankrupt that you think mashing the rearrange button is the only way to find new ideas.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
1903: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore."
2025: "Servants' entrance in the rear."
2025: "Servants' entrance in the rear."
President Trump unveiled the website for his administration’s “gold card” program, which promises residency “in record time,” or just weeks, for a minimum price tag of $1 million, though there are questions about its viability and legality.
Trump launches $1 million ‘gold card’ program for fast-tracked visas
Critics have pointed out that such programs create a two-tier immigration system, disproportionately benefiting wealthy individuals.
wapo.st
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
1903: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore."
2025: "Servants' entrance in the rear."
2025: "Servants' entrance in the rear."
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all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
COMIC SANS, YOU COWARDS.
In a memo to the State Department, Secretary Rubio directed U.S. diplomats worldwide to use Times New Roman 14-point font for official documents, reversing a Biden-era directive to use Calibri.
Calibri font is the latest casualty in the Trump administration's war on diversity and inclusion
Secretary of State Marco Rubio directed U.S. diplomats worldwide to use Times New Roman 14-point font for official documents, reversing a Biden-era directive to use Calibri.
nbcnews.to
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
COMIC SANS, YOU COWARDS.
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What a lot of people on the internet don't seem to realise is that a vital part of reading between the lines is also reading the actual lines.
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
What a lot of people on the internet don't seem to realise is that a vital part of reading between the lines is also reading the actual lines.
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
"37."
"37."
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
"37."
"37."
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
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ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
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An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
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All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
July 1, 2024 at 4:44 PM
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”