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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · Feb 20

Delbert Hosemann lol nice name Gondo Frankpie, Chemberf Schlongmeet, Winkle Chuppachup, enjoy your floor nap Spankey Froglove, Planko Brownpiss

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · Feb 19

77 year old Lt. Gov. of Mississippi Delbert Hosemann just collapsed on the state senate floor.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 14m

You can say I'm too optimistic but I don't think this guy's "Your most annoying smarmy cousin who has zero charisma and loves Hitler" shtick will resonate much. What's funny is he very deliberately chose and cultivated this gimmick himself

Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 1h

It's somehow both wildly underreported and just out in the open that the vice president is either a neo-Nazi or, at a bare minimum, a neo-Nazi fellow traveler.

Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 2h

Fascinating. Politico notes that when notified of the texts, many state-level Republicans fired or condemned these cretins. Now Vance emerges to excuse the racism, and calls the reaction to it "pearl clutching."

He seems determined to purge the party of its last enclaves of decency.

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 9m

This dickhead is going to be popping up every six months for the next five years trying to sell this bullshit, isn't she? Just like those two "pronatalist" weirdos who smack their kids & that clammy billionaire who thinks he's immortal

Kurtbert Barlowko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 1h

"disliking me is persecution" describes so incredibly many people's entire outlook these days defector.com/free-press-r...

Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector

It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 3h

"People must hear things which upset them!"
"Can we tell the people saying the upsetting things that we don't like those things?"
"Oh no, absolutely not; that might upset them"

Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 4h

Not once have I seen an explanation for why teenagers must hear things that upset them in virtue of the unspecified speech-acts being upsetting, nor have I ever seen an explanation for why teenagers will be forbidden to express displeasure with upsetting things.

William Hague: Why I’ll banish ‘safe spaces’ at Oxford
The new chancellor tells Cheltenham Literature Festival that there will be no ‘cancel culture’ and students should expect to hear things that upset them
October 14 2025, The Times
The new chancellor of Oxford University has said there will be no safe spaces for students and warned would-be undergraduates that they will “hear things that will upset and offend them”.

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 13h

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 3h

My nam is fishe
And normily
I swimm in rivere
Lek or see
butte somtime i
swimm up to farre
i fal from skeye
an smashe yor carre

Tealin @twirlynoodle.com · 3h

Meanwhile, in Canada: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

'Scared the heck out of me': Falling fish smashes Sask. woman's windshield | CBC News

Of all the things that could smash a car’s windshield in Saskatchewan, a fish that fell from the sky is pretty low on the list of likely suspects. But that’s what happened to Marie Ahlstrom when she w...

www.cbc.ca

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 3h

Low I think, just because there hasn't been anything which has made my spidey-sense tingle yet

You just know they'll overdo it in some way because they're weird sociopaths who don't know how to pretend to be normal

I'd bet money they're trialling it in-house though

Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 6h

Stephen Miller will have his little groyper shits cooking up video after video of proof of life, as a brain-dead Trump lies hooked up to life support in the White House basement, because there's no way Miller just lets go of his grip on power like a normal, sane, non-white-supremacist person would

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 6h

One day in the near future, Trump will stop doing events where the press has access, but videos of him climbing a mountain or boxing a kangaroo or knowing the moves to YMCA & dancing them correctly before a rapturous crowd will still be getting released by the WH & maga accounts

Cos he'll be dead

Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 18h

Oh god just saw this OpenAI generated video someone posted to Reddit of ‘A girl knocks on your door at 3am’ and this may be the least mentally healthy product on the planet it not most terrifying

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Oli Franklin-Wallis @olifranklinwallis.bsky.social · 7h

Rare case of someone who should lose their job because of AI

Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 9h

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 7h

Ah, straight over my head!

Anyway, I always taught at schools a bit further afield. I did once, cautiously, go for an interview at Calder High

The head was a prick & I left before we had the panel interview on that basis

I understand he's recently been fired for IRREGULARITIES & I'm Not Surprised

Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 7h

The schools are fine (or at least were when I attended them). I think some people are just looking for ways to become thicker

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 7h

finally

Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 7h

Good news everyone! Gozer is here!

Giant marshmallow man spotted in West Derby

Why there is a giant marshmallow man on a residential street

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 7h

I think if this is the rule then everyone on my local facebook should be required to do the same or be deported, because motherfuckers I *know* you know the difference between "of" and "off" I was in the same goddamn lessons as you all when we were nine

Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 22h

I will bet my bike that close to zero of the British racists that this law is pandering to could pass A-level English.

Migrants will be required to pass A Level standard of English

Migrants will be required to pass tough new English language requirements under a law introduced in Parliament today.

www.gov.uk

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 8h

[cultivates no interests beyond worshipping grifting misogynist youtubers] aaaahhhh why can’t i get a girlfriend

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 19h

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 9h

"You boy! Could you summon medical assistance?"

Scrooge leaning out of a window meme image

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 10h

Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics

An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other

Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself

Shark: a human saw and peed himself

Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him

Octopus: dude…

Shark: what?

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 7h

Remember:
1. I do not consent to being recorded
2. You are harassing me
3. I demand you delete all recordings of me

If you can't remember the rest, those are the key points. Be ready.

Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 8h

Film yourself saying this if you can.

Just repeat those words and give no other response.

Then speak to the police, and talk to a lawyer (lawyers will typically meet you for free to initially discuss your case, & might be willing to work on a no win no fee basis for an easy win like this)

Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 8h

1. Find out their name or what social media channel they're filming for

2. Say "I do not consent to being filmed or recorded in any way. You are harassing me. Under your GDPR responsibilities, I demand all footage to be deleted. I will take legal action against you if this recording is not deleted"

Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 8h

Incidentally, fellow Brits, we do have legal protections against this sort of thing.
share.google/46abuDEPNe84...

Can You Film People in Public? Understanding UK Law for Businesses and Content Creators | Sprintlaw UK

Learn the UK laws on filming people in public for businesses and creators. Avoid privacy risks by understanding consent, GDPR rules, permissions & best practices.

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 8h

And look, I'm not encouraging violence against anyone wearing Meta Ray Ban Creep Glasses™

But I *am* struck by how bold it is to harass people using a quite expensive camera which can be incredibly easily slapped off your face & stamped on

Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 8h

Congratulations to this one specific dickhead for almost immediately proving everyone's worst expectations 100% correct and making this tech as socially repulsive as owning nfts or being really really into the metaverse

Remember kids, if you see someone wearing Meta glasses, they're an asshole

Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 22h

Actual safety notice from my alma mater:

Ray-Ban Meta sunglasses being used exactly as everyone expected

The techbros are not okay (it’s a completely open campus…not all the buildings, obviously)

UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO
Office of Public Safety

Crime Safety Advisory:
Suspicious Occurrence Reported

Dear USF Community,

We want to make you aware of recent reports of a suspicious occurrence on and around campus. Multiple community members have reported contact from an individual, described as male and wearing Ray-Ban Meta sunglasses, who has approached women with unwanted comments and inappropriate dating questions. Reports indicate that this individual may be attempting to post these interactions online under the account name "pickuplines.pov" on TikTok, Instagram, and possibly other social media platforms.

While no threats or acts of violence have been reported, we want our community to stay informed and take steps to support one another.
If you encounter this individual or any suspicious activity:

Take immediate action to report the incident at the time it occurs by calling Public Safety Dispatch.
.

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What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 1d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

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