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Oblong Knoblong
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Oblong Knoblong @seej500.bsky.social · Oct 24
ok when spooky season is over, and before christmas season begins, i am not changing my name back to Planko Brownpiss, i am changing it to Oblong Knoblong
seej500.bsky.social Oblong Knoblong @seej500.bsky.social · Oct 24
MY BRAIN: Stiffler's Mom boned that Minecraft villager
MY BRAIN: She got all up on his oblong knoblong
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planningshit.bsky.social
CAD balls-up in real life!
Poorly aligned roof juncture on flats.
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
When you start Dark Souls
Yes, I have just done a naked forward roll. But there was a good reason Adrian Chiles
December 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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alexvont.bsky.social
Wow. Amid horrific news of a shooting at Bondi Beach, this looks like a truly astonishing act of courage.
ariehkovler.com Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 4h
Video, I believe recorded off of local TV, of a bystander disarming one of the two killers.
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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niais.bsky.social
We deserve mead cups AND gay apparel, dammmit.
athul.acharya.cc Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 14h
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
Deck the hall with boughs of holly, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Tis the season to be jolly: a, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Troll the ancient Christmas carol. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
December 14, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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dorianlynskey.bsky.social
Legal battles are miserable, exhausting, all-consuming, so you have to wonder about somebody who seems to want to do little else, and about where the money’s coming from
ket.bsky.social Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 3h
can someone please for the love of god tell me where i can see a trans woman? i want to career switch into litigation. ... attorney? what do you mean? no you dingus i'm going to be a professional plaintiff
For Ms Peggie, this is just the first of her legal battles. The nurse has significant backing and she is taking forward three more court cases against people she thinks have treated her badly. Ms Peggie is suing NHS Fife health board, its chief executive and its head of people and culture. She is trying to push the health board to confirm it will exclude transgender women from female single-sex changing rooms - which she claims is yet to happen. In a separate case, the nurse is suing three of the senior medical staff who gave evidence in her case, and the health board again. She is also suing her trade union, the Royal College of Nursing, claiming it failed to protect her and help her when she was suspended. That is something they deny
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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questioninguk.blog
Shoutout to the teachers, the unsung heroes laying the groundwork for this counteroffensive for months
ewacat.bsky.social The Ewa Outside Is Frightful @ewacat.bsky.social · 3h
Now that adults have got hold of 6-7 it has to be a matter of days before it dies out for The Youth, surely
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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jessnevins.bsky.social
(From Pratchett's "I Shall Wear Midnight")

I hope, oh, do I hope, that I do not have to wait until 2026, or 2030, or until I die, for the rough music to begin to play for Trump et al.
"No one controls the music, Mr. Pretty - you know that. It just turns up when people have had enough. No one knows where it starts. People look around, and catch one another's eye, and give each other a little nod, and other people see that. Other people catch their eye and so, very slowly, the music starts and somebody picks up a spoon and bangs it on a plate, and then somebody else bangs a jug on the table and boots starts to stamp on the floor, louder and louder. It is the sound of anger, it is the sound of people who have had enough. Do you want to face the music?"
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
seej500.bsky.social
they deffo made this game harder
a picture of a cessna cockpit in the dark, with the external lights illuminating a tree i crashed into
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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captaindisillusion.bsky.social
If elected, I will stop time once and for all.
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Lol they got him a mirror like a lonely parakeet
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 17h
Looks like shit bro
Trump: The new mirror and bronze lettering at the door to The West Wing, along The Presidential Walk of Fame!
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
It had never occurred to me that “blowing smoke up your ass” was actually a thing. Thanks Science Museum.
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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simonpegg.bsky.social
New Telegraph columnist just dropped.
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
Basically, you've never seen the predator kill anyone who's terminally English.
kierongillen.bsky.social Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 21h
When the first movie established that the Predator won't attack anyone who's unarmed, I'm not sure why the rest of the franchise doesn't involve everyone just putting their weapons on the floor and slowly backing away apologetically.
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
My second head canon is that assuming the Predator is species "normal" is like meeting a serial killer as your 1st human and assuming we're all like that.

I prefer to think of them as their species equivalent of stamp collectors, and everyone else winces at these nerds with their skull-collections
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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flanneloccluded.bsky.social
Guess who said “triple chudge funk” instead of “triple fudge chunk” in front of the family and will never live this one down
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
seej500.bsky.social
Oklahoma U, where faculty aren't allowed to politely point out that your essay is just a poorly-written brain-dump which doesn't actually discuss the set topic & also doesn't even contain a single cited reference, even though a central point of the class is to learn how to write this kind of essay
charlottegarden.bsky.social Charlotte Garden @charlottegarden.bsky.social · 22h
From the Oklahoma U student paper: the school is now saying it will automatically suspend faculty (with pay) in response to student complaints
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
“During the course of the debate, it was disclosed that it is now policy of the university to suspend any faculty member with pay against whom a student has lodged a complaint. The faculty member is suspended under the Title IX program,” Schmeltzer wrote. “This was new information to everyone in attendance.”
December 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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alexdecampi.bsky.social
The absolute funniest thing about this is that the house pictured is legitimately an abandoned meth lab, as someone in Derek’s replies discovered (see thread for proof)
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
Someone on twitter writes: "You could move to Aplington, Iowa and get a job at the post office making $25 an hour to start, meet a nice girl at the First Reformed Church and take her on a date to Stinky's Bar and Grill, and get married and raise up seven children in this house but you will not do it." There's a screenshot of a Zillow listing showing a rundown 8 bedroom, 1 bathroom home for $95,000.
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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adambienkov.bsky.social
The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.

Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
thegmcconnachie.bsky.social Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 1d
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
(Voice beckoning from amulet) please help, I've been trapped in here by a dark sorcerer for 10,000 years!

Me: why dont you just move to a city?
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
seej500.bsky.social
I'll go further than this; even if no money at all went to Rowling when you get this game, or even if it cost her money each time someone installed it, I'd still think you sucked for getting it.
sharkabytes.bsky.social Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 1d
Please bear this in mind if you consider grabbing Hogwarts Legacy for free, thinking that you can accept/play it without it now doing harm. It's free to you but comes with a cost elsewhere.
rine.bsky.social Rine @rine.bsky.social · 1d
Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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tiny.baby
it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
theintellectualist.bsky.social The Intellectualist @theintellectualist.bsky.social · 1d
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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explorerrowan.bsky.social
Huh. It's almost like when institutions stand up to that spineless coward fascist, he loses and folds. I sure wish more institutions would take note of that.
chrisgeidner.bsky.social Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 1d
BREAKING: Seattle Children's Hospital successfully fought this summer to get DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena quashed.

The Seattle court partially unsealed the case this week.

This was the fourth, previously sealed case mentioned in this recent Law Dork report: www.lawdork.com/p/judges-doj...
IV CONCLUSION For these reasons, the Court GRANTS Seattle Children's motion to set aside the subpoena and motion to seal the docket. The Court ORDERS as follows: Subpoena Duces Tecum No. 25-1431-016 is HEREBY SET ASIDE; The docket in this action and all submittals filed thereon shall be maintained under seal; Seattle Children's may nonetheless communicate with, and provide sealed filings to, the Washington Attorney General's Office; The Washington Attorney General's Office may attend any sealed hearings in this proceeding; and The Washington Attorney General's Office shall comply with this Order. Dated this 3rd day of September, 2025. Joha X. Chan John H. Chun United States District Judge
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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criminalerin.bsky.social
Tired: Machine elves

Wired: Hundreds of little guys doing little jobs
A professor in Yunnan recounted how one evening during dinner (Jian shou qing is openly sold in markets and restaurants), he began seeing swirling shapes and colors after eating stir-fried mushrooms. Since the psychoactive effects are familiar to most locals, he began looking for xiao ren ren but was disappointed to find none — until he lifted the tablecloth and peeked underneath, seeing “hundreds of xiao ren ren, marching like soldiers.” Even more curious, he said, “when I lifted the tablecloth higher, the heads came off and stuck to the bottom of the cloth and the bodies kept marching in place… I did this many times, at two-minute intervals, and each time they were there, marching and grinning… I measured them, too… they were 2 cm high.” According to records at Yunnan Hospital, 96 percent of patients affected by this mushroom report seeing an abundance of "little people" or "elves," often dancing, jumping, or marching around their real-world environment.
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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huntingbenjamin.bsky.social
Finally, what we've all been asking for at long last is here: a steering wheel designed by someone who is not a human being, and has never driven a car.

www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
This Stellantis Brand Is Quietly Preparing Its Most Radical Steering Wheel Yet for Production | Carscoops
The Hypersquare steering wheel and steer-by-wire technology are headed for a production car soon, as Peugeot begins early prototype testing
www.carscoops.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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janrosenow.bsky.social
Those tree hugging hippies in Hungary now lead the world in the share of electricity generated from solar with almost 25% of their electricity coming from solar in 2024.

A remarkable leap from just 7% five years ago.
December 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM