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Oblong Knoblong
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knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win
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ok when spooky season is over, and before christmas season begins, i am not changing my name back to Planko Brownpiss, i am changing it to Oblong Knoblong
MY BRAIN: Stiffler's Mom boned that Minecraft villager
MY BRAIN: She got all up on his oblong knoblong
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CAD balls-up in real life!
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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When you start Dark Souls
December 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Wow. Amid horrific news of a shooting at Bondi Beach, this looks like a truly astonishing act of courage.
Video, I believe recorded off of local TV, of a bystander disarming one of the two killers.
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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We deserve mead cups AND gay apparel, dammmit.
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 14, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Legal battles are miserable, exhausting, all-consuming, so you have to wonder about somebody who seems to want to do little else, and about where the money’s coming from
can someone please for the love of god tell me where i can see a trans woman? i want to career switch into litigation. ... attorney? what do you mean? no you dingus i'm going to be a professional plaintiff
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Shoutout to the teachers, the unsung heroes laying the groundwork for this counteroffensive for months
Now that adults have got hold of 6-7 it has to be a matter of days before it dies out for The Youth, surely
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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(From Pratchett's "I Shall Wear Midnight")

I hope, oh, do I hope, that I do not have to wait until 2026, or 2030, or until I die, for the rough music to begin to play for Trump et al.
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
they deffo made this game harder
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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If elected, I will stop time once and for all.
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Lol they got him a mirror like a lonely parakeet
Looks like shit bro
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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It had never occurred to me that “blowing smoke up your ass” was actually a thing. Thanks Science Museum.
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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New Telegraph columnist just dropped.
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Basically, you've never seen the predator kill anyone who's terminally English.
When the first movie established that the Predator won't attack anyone who's unarmed, I'm not sure why the rest of the franchise doesn't involve everyone just putting their weapons on the floor and slowly backing away apologetically.
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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My second head canon is that assuming the Predator is species "normal" is like meeting a serial killer as your 1st human and assuming we're all like that.

I prefer to think of them as their species equivalent of stamp collectors, and everyone else winces at these nerds with their skull-collections
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Guess who said “triple chudge funk” instead of “triple fudge chunk” in front of the family and will never live this one down
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Oklahoma U, where faculty aren't allowed to politely point out that your essay is just a poorly-written brain-dump which doesn't actually discuss the set topic & also doesn't even contain a single cited reference, even though a central point of the class is to learn how to write this kind of essay
From the Oklahoma U student paper: the school is now saying it will automatically suspend faculty (with pay) in response to student complaints
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
December 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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The absolute funniest thing about this is that the house pictured is legitimately an abandoned meth lab, as someone in Derek’s replies discovered (see thread for proof)
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.

Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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(Voice beckoning from amulet) please help, I've been trapped in here by a dark sorcerer for 10,000 years!

Me: why dont you just move to a city?
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'll go further than this; even if no money at all went to Rowling when you get this game, or even if it cost her money each time someone installed it, I'd still think you sucked for getting it.
Please bear this in mind if you consider grabbing Hogwarts Legacy for free, thinking that you can accept/play it without it now doing harm. It's free to you but comes with a cost elsewhere.
Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Huh. It's almost like when institutions stand up to that spineless coward fascist, he loses and folds. I sure wish more institutions would take note of that.
BREAKING: Seattle Children's Hospital successfully fought this summer to get DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena quashed.

The Seattle court partially unsealed the case this week.

This was the fourth, previously sealed case mentioned in this recent Law Dork report: www.lawdork.com/p/judges-doj...
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Tired: Machine elves

Wired: Hundreds of little guys doing little jobs
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Finally, what we've all been asking for at long last is here: a steering wheel designed by someone who is not a human being, and has never driven a car.

www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
This Stellantis Brand Is Quietly Preparing Its Most Radical Steering Wheel Yet for Production | Carscoops
The Hypersquare steering wheel and steer-by-wire technology are headed for a production car soon, as Peugeot begins early prototype testing
www.carscoops.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Those tree hugging hippies in Hungary now lead the world in the share of electricity generated from solar with almost 25% of their electricity coming from solar in 2024.

A remarkable leap from just 7% five years ago.
December 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM