Non-seasonal Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈
@thatidiotmonro.bsky.social
Award winning (Tesco Values Award - Best shelfstacker 2003/4) musician, carer, father and husband. Evertonian - I blame me dad. No transphobes or other bigots.
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Road 36 by cupids chorus
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Right. Time to do the proud dad bit again. Number 1 son (@cupidschorus.bsky.social) has a new song about to go online, so if you could do me a favour and presave it, that would be lovely. distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
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If you've signed up for (or been conscripted into) Elf on a Shelf and are regretting it, stage a terrible skydiving accident so the nasty little grass has to spend the next month in traction.
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you've signed up for (or been conscripted into) Elf on a Shelf and are regretting it, stage a terrible skydiving accident so the nasty little grass has to spend the next month in traction.
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I wish this was an exaggeration, but it isn’t. They appear to have actively worked to block their purported allies being granted asylum, so they couldn’t be called to give evidence in Britain.
The British government and forces left their local translators and interpreters to be killed by the Taliban so they couldn't give evidence in any war-crimes trials
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I wish this was an exaggeration, but it isn’t. They appear to have actively worked to block their purported allies being granted asylum, so they couldn’t be called to give evidence in Britain.
Oh, cool. Starmer's attacking the welfare state again today.
In fairness, I *have* just spent my annual £10 "Christmas bonus" on a load of heroin and a premium Sky Sports package. Later on, I'll be off on a cruise.
In fairness, I *have* just spent my annual £10 "Christmas bonus" on a load of heroin and a premium Sky Sports package. Later on, I'll be off on a cruise.
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Oh, cool. Starmer's attacking the welfare state again today.
In fairness, I *have* just spent my annual £10 "Christmas bonus" on a load of heroin and a premium Sky Sports package. Later on, I'll be off on a cruise.
In fairness, I *have* just spent my annual £10 "Christmas bonus" on a load of heroin and a premium Sky Sports package. Later on, I'll be off on a cruise.
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Busy tube. Important Businessman reading Important Business Emails on his iPad despite there being no room to do so & despite me asking him nicely if it can wait. So I started reading his email (marked Confidential) out loud to the whole carriage. He put his iPad away.
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Busy tube. Important Businessman reading Important Business Emails on his iPad despite there being no room to do so & despite me asking him nicely if it can wait. So I started reading his email (marked Confidential) out loud to the whole carriage. He put his iPad away.
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Trans? Under 25? 🏳️⚧️
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There's a few hours left to sign up for a free festive gift from our Trans Secret Santa community project 🎄🎁
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Registrations close just before midnight tonight ⌛
Are you trans and under 25? You could receive a free gift from Trans Secret Santa
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November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Trans? Under 25? 🏳️⚧️
There's a few hours left to sign up for a free festive gift from our Trans Secret Santa community project 🎄🎁
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Sign up here: www.transsecretsanta.co.uk
Registrations close just before midnight tonight ⌛
There's a few hours left to sign up for a free festive gift from our Trans Secret Santa community project 🎄🎁
Read more: www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/28/t...
Sign up here: www.transsecretsanta.co.uk
Registrations close just before midnight tonight ⌛
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Just a quiet, sad little PSA.
If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’
They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.
It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’
They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.
It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just a quiet, sad little PSA.
If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’
They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.
It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’
They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.
It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
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Are you a transgender uni student currently studying in the UK? Take part in this survey forming part of the research looking at how the Supreme Court ruling might influence the experiences of transgender people studying in Higher Education. Email Samantha directly: [email protected]
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Are you a transgender uni student currently studying in the UK? Take part in this survey forming part of the research looking at how the Supreme Court ruling might influence the experiences of transgender people studying in Higher Education. Email Samantha directly: [email protected]
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November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Definitive proof here that Father Christmas is real and goes to Brixton to get his suit repaired.
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Definitive proof here that Father Christmas is real and goes to Brixton to get his suit repaired.
Why has one of them got a USian flag, the soft cunt?
Thousands march against Crowborough asylum seeker plan
Thousands march against Crowborough asylum seeker plan
The demonstrators oppose Home Office plans to house up to 540 male asylum seekers in the town.
www.bbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Why has one of them got a USian flag, the soft cunt?
Jeremy Clarkson criticising Zack's teeth is like me calling someone fat.
They're all kicking off.
The last gaps of the old broken system that protected their power & wealth.
Change is coming.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
The last gaps of the old broken system that protected their power & wealth.
Change is coming.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Jeremy Clarkson criticising Zack's teeth is like me calling someone fat.
I mean, they tend to be the ones Epstein was offering to him.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I mean, they tend to be the ones Epstein was offering to him.
Everyone knows it's pronounced Su-zed.
There were some crazy replies. But the funniest one was the guy who said “at least we can spell Susie” and sorry, son, that’s not how you pronounce Sooz.
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Everyone knows it's pronounced Su-zed.
Outsourcing costs more money in the long run.
Wirral Council spending £12.5m to get children to school www.birkenhead.news/wirral-counc...
Wirral Council spending £12.5m to get children to school
Wirral Council is spending more than £12.5m this year as costs continue to surge. Expenditure has nearly quadrupled since the pandemic and are expected to be as high as £17m…
www.birkenhead.news
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Outsourcing costs more money in the long run.
NEWS: Your Party conference unanimously votes for Jeremy Corbyn to go on Big Brother and pretend to be a cat.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
NEWS: Your Party conference unanimously votes for Jeremy Corbyn to go on Big Brother and pretend to be a cat.
Its impressive how quickly we can empty the HD, isn't it?
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Its impressive how quickly we can empty the HD, isn't it?
Who let this cunt post about football?
If we win 5-0 tonight and other results stay the same, Everton can go *4th* this evening.
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Who let this cunt post about football?
Three soft goals to concede. What they need is Gana in the dressing room, ready to give each one a slap.
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Three soft goals to concede. What they need is Gana in the dressing room, ready to give each one a slap.
I'm really surprised that this combination of kits (Royal blue/green/Pickford in charcoal) was okayed.
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm really surprised that this combination of kits (Royal blue/green/Pickford in charcoal) was okayed.
Fuck off Everton
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fuck off Everton
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Yorp conference doing its best to shut down anyone daring to call a transphobe a transphobe.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Yorp conference doing its best to shut down anyone daring to call a transphobe a transphobe.
If we win 5-0 tonight and other results stay the same, Everton can go *4th* this evening.
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If we win 5-0 tonight and other results stay the same, Everton can go *4th* this evening.
Might just give up on sleep, lads. This week's played a blinder with my anxiety.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Might just give up on sleep, lads. This week's played a blinder with my anxiety.
I assume Sir Keir and Rachel Reeves won't be after freebies to this one?
Delighted to be speaking at this charity concert at Wembley in March.
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Sugababes, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Wolf Alice and more to play all-star charity concert for trans rights
Organised by Olly Alexander and the Mighty Hoopla festival to ‘fight back against the politics of fear and exclusion’, Trans Mission will take place at Wembley Arena in March
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I assume Sir Keir and Rachel Reeves won't be after freebies to this one?