That being said, my mum invited a stray to Christmas at my nan's house once and I wound up with a wife, two kids, and many cats off the back of it 😆

Youngest did really well in Textiles at GCSE (Should have got an 8, only got a 6 because of the dickheaded way they're marked by algorithm) but didn't want to carry on at 6th form because the academic method was stripping his love of it. He now spends more time doing yarn craft than ever before.

But he's also literally a convicted criminal. He was found guilty of criminal damage.

It's all strumming, innit.

Yes lad.

Sucking off a Geordie in some stadium toilets?

The Labour government imposed a three-line whip to protect that same benefit cap last year. This is about Keir Starmer being terrified by the Green surge and nothing else.

Bugger that. I'm having a big roast dinner in a month anyway. Give me the July 4th BBQ or give me death.

He went on Live and Kicking once and thought "BBC Television Centre - that's where I want to live!"

By virtue of having no income (I'm a full-time carer for my disabled wife), two children under 20, and not drinking, smoking, or driving, I am £1.55 a week better off.

I might spend it all on a smartphone or flatscreen television.

Even finer than Barrowman and the Krankies.

Only for some of their fans. The Scandinavian version must have been in another image.