The Midnight Society
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King, Lovecraft, Koontz, Poe, Barker & others telling stories round the campfire. Header by David Mumford. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Posts by Bitter Karella. www.midnightpals.com
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Our own Bitter Karella has a deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW (about a trans shroom dealer lost in a haunted forest & running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god) available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
Moonflow
Annihilation meets Manhunt in three-time Hugo Award nominee Bitter Karella’s debut horror novel—a gloriously queer and irreverent psychedelic trip int...
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"What if we had a ____ book club" is something I say once a year. Still think a @bitterkarella.bsky.social/ @midnightpals.bsky.social references book club is the best idea I ever had.
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they should have ordered more!
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at this point, if you haven't read Moonflow, we have to ask... what's wrong with you? Do you just not like quality entertainment? 🤔🤔🤔
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Doyle: people, people, please!
Doyle: this whole hedgehog thing has caused you to lose sight of the important thing
Doyle: which is that we may finally be on the verge of proving the existance of
Doyle: [flailing wildly] FAIRY! GOD! PARENTS!
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McMahon: actually, she has a hedgehog
Poe:
Koontz:
King:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
King: well now that's just adorable
Koontz: i want a hedgehog too!
Poe: they are very cute
McMahon: you know, you can call them "hedgies"
King: oh that's just TOO adorable
Koontz: I WANT A HEDGIE TOO :(
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McMahon: well she doesn't have a dog but
HP Lovecraft: cat
McMahon: no but
Poppy Z Brite: ferret
Brite: it's a ferret right?
McMahon: close but
Brite: LEGALIZE THEM
Brite: DO IT FOR THE LITTLE GUY
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McMahon: but 15 years later, that logical brother is all grown up and he's dating this other girl
McMahon: and this other girl, she's a little messed up, bad childhood and all, but she loves animals
McMahon: in fact she has a
Koontz: DOG
Koontz: SHE HAS A DOG
Koontz: please say it's a dog!
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McMahon: this girl is obsessed with finding fairies, to the chagrin of her very logical brother
McMahon: he's all "well by my calculations, fairies don't exist"
McMahon: and also her cousin, who carries around a big hunting knife
Mary Shelley: hey this cousin sounds cool!
Shelley: real relatable
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Doyle: after extensive interviews with people who've encountered fairies, i can confidently say i know p much everything about how they work
Doyle: for example, they kidnap kids
McMahon: true
Doyle: they live underground and change shape
AM Shine: that's correct
Doyle: and they're queer
Machen: yes
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Doyle: tell me every detail of this fairy encounter
Doyle: leave nothing out
Doyle: [speaking into tape recorder] interview #5357, 10/14/25, subject J. McMahon, session 1, take 1
McMahon: uhhhhhh
McMahon: is he always doing this
Arthur Machen: yeah he does this to me every week
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McMahon: actually, see, the interesting part of this story is
McMahon: did this girl ACTUALLY get abducted by fairies?
McMahon: or is there a more mundane but no less sinister explanation for her disapp-
Doyle: it was definitely fairies
Doyle: there is no other logical explanation
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McMahon: but then, after 15 years, this girl comes back
Doyle: oh my god an actual witness returning from fairyland?!
Doyle: this is huge!!
Doyle: finally we'll have the evidence to prove the existence of fairies!
Doyle: when can i interview this girl
McMahon:
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Jennifer McMahon: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the girl who gets kidnapped by fairies
Arthur Conan Doyle: ah yes yes yes
Doyle: as the resident expert on fairies and fairy behavior
Doyle: i can say that's pretty standard fairy behavior
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Koontz: wow, franz!
Koontz: you sure know a lot about her!
Kafka: yeah well i just think she's interesting
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Koontz: who's Christine jorgensen?
Franz Kafka: she was the first trans woman to be widely publicly known in the US for undergoing a sex change operation
Kafka: she went on to be a famous actress, singer and trans activist
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Koontz: what's autogynephilia?
Murphy: it's like being trans except evil
Murphy: it's a very scientifically sound and not at all debunked theory
Koontz: wow, i'm learning so much!
Barker: actually dean you're not
Barker: you're actually dumber now for hearing this
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Murphy: like, we need to keep transition behind a metaphorical gate
Murphy: and psychiatrists could, like, keep that gate
Murphy: almost like gatekeepers
Murphy: medical gatekeepers
Murphy: this is gonna go over real well
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Murphy: now i may not have object permanence or the ability to retain memories in any shape or form
Murphy: but one thing i know is that the only way to stop the autogynephiles
Murphy: is to require prolonged psychological assessment to determine whether someone is pretty enough to transition
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Murphy: what if we had Christine Jorgensen tell ed gein he has autogynephilia?
Thomas Harris: ho ho ho ryan my boy you've done it again!
Murphy: actually i'm ian brennan
Murphy: no wait
Murphy:
Murphy: yeah actually that's right I'm ian brennan
Murphy:
Murphy: ...or am I???
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Murphy: so anyway we invented a made-up trans backstory for ed gein
Murphy: but we were real careful not to make it transphobic
Murphy: you can definitely trust me, the creator of nip/tuck, to handle this topic sensitively
Murphy: or my name isn't ian brennan!
Murphy: no wait i mean ryan murphy
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Murphy: this time i'm tackling the ed gein story
Murphy: so i'm real excited for some perfectly coifed 1950s ladies with fire engine red lipstick