Not Steve Jortles
@galileo908.bsky.social
The Home of Beaming For Bunnies! Author of “The Crystal Gem Hero: Steven Universe!” On AO3.
I also like to live-tweet things, so be warned. he/him
I also like to live-tweet things, so be warned. he/him
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If you want to wring every possible emotion out of a Polaroid commercial, get Gonzo to effortlessly deliver that emotion by the bucketload... Crikey...
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If you want to wring every possible emotion out of a Polaroid commercial, get Gonzo to effortlessly deliver that emotion by the bucketload... Crikey...
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oops it's her again
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oops it's her again
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🚨🚨First time streaming alert!! 🚨🚨
Tubi is now streaming the first season of mostly the mostly forgotten 70's CBS series "The New Dick van Dyke Show"
Tubi is now streaming the first season of mostly the mostly forgotten 70's CBS series "The New Dick van Dyke Show"
December 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🚨🚨First time streaming alert!! 🚨🚨
Tubi is now streaming the first season of mostly the mostly forgotten 70's CBS series "The New Dick van Dyke Show"
Tubi is now streaming the first season of mostly the mostly forgotten 70's CBS series "The New Dick van Dyke Show"
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Yep, that's the one. EPCOT Center at its absolute peak.
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yep, that's the one. EPCOT Center at its absolute peak.
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It's KRAMPUSNACHT!! This is your annual reminder that Krampus is an Antifascist hero 👹🎄❤️
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It's KRAMPUSNACHT!! This is your annual reminder that Krampus is an Antifascist hero 👹🎄❤️
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Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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thinking about desert storm being a 24/7 TV news event and the fucking t-shirts and baseball cards and shit that were made for it. total and complete robocopification.
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
thinking about desert storm being a 24/7 TV news event and the fucking t-shirts and baseball cards and shit that were made for it. total and complete robocopification.
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the tonic salesman, the used car salesman, the diet fad people and always having a new schtick, the vaporware tech guys in silicon valley spouting a fresh set of buzzwords every year - america is cruel, yes, but in the heart of that cruelty: it is also cheap, and it is tacky.
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
the tonic salesman, the used car salesman, the diet fad people and always having a new schtick, the vaporware tech guys in silicon valley spouting a fresh set of buzzwords every year - america is cruel, yes, but in the heart of that cruelty: it is also cheap, and it is tacky.
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the specific flavor of america's terribleness is centered in the heart of those 'tonic salesman' types of the past and their inheritors. it is not just that america is selling you bullshit. it is not just that it's poisonous. it is also that the sales pitch itself is incredibly fucking gaudy.
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
the specific flavor of america's terribleness is centered in the heart of those 'tonic salesman' types of the past and their inheritors. it is not just that america is selling you bullshit. it is not just that it's poisonous. it is also that the sales pitch itself is incredibly fucking gaudy.
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
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never forget that this is what they took from us
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
never forget that this is what they took from us
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The only ones I could spot were Ego and Spragg.
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The only ones I could spot were Ego and Spragg.
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In conclusion there was only ever one good alt-comix guy, it definitely wasn't Harvey Pekar or Bob Crumb, he was in the comics section of every paper and he's never received a fraction of the love he deserves
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
In conclusion there was only ever one good alt-comix guy, it definitely wasn't Harvey Pekar or Bob Crumb, he was in the comics section of every paper and he's never received a fraction of the love he deserves
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Bob Crumb coming out of retirement just to say "RFK Jr. is right about vaccines and my ex-wife should've taken more advice from me" is such a fitting end to Boomer Americana and everything the "alt-comix" movement claimed to stand for
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Bob Crumb coming out of retirement just to say "RFK Jr. is right about vaccines and my ex-wife should've taken more advice from me" is such a fitting end to Boomer Americana and everything the "alt-comix" movement claimed to stand for
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The fact is that Netflix is probably going to let Warner be for a good long while, which is completely different from Paramount who would tear EVERYTHING down in 5 seconds.
There are lots of angles to the Netflix/WB deal, and plenty of reasons for concern. Media consolidation? Not great! That very significant caveat aside, there's reason to be hopeful that maybe the Netflix-HBO of it all will be... not bad? Up now at @vulture.com
www.vulture.com/article/netf...
www.vulture.com/article/netf...
Maybe Netflix Will Be Good for HBO
“It may be the least worst option,” one HBO insider said of the deal.
www.vulture.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The fact is that Netflix is probably going to let Warner be for a good long while, which is completely different from Paramount who would tear EVERYTHING down in 5 seconds.
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Sex workers have been warning people for years about censorship, especially how payment processors like Visa & Mastercard weaponize “morality”.
NSFW artists are being affected by it, though if some had some sort of solidarity with SWers, they would have already known what was coming and acted.
NSFW artists are being affected by it, though if some had some sort of solidarity with SWers, they would have already known what was coming and acted.
July 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Sex workers have been warning people for years about censorship, especially how payment processors like Visa & Mastercard weaponize “morality”.
NSFW artists are being affected by it, though if some had some sort of solidarity with SWers, they would have already known what was coming and acted.
NSFW artists are being affected by it, though if some had some sort of solidarity with SWers, they would have already known what was coming and acted.
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I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
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No one talks about the straight up elf murder during the song "We Are Santa's Elves". Like, why'd he do that?!
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
No one talks about the straight up elf murder during the song "We Are Santa's Elves". Like, why'd he do that?!
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"the union is a third party, let's resolve our issues directly" is a common management anti-union talking point, but I think pro-union folks also too often think of "the union" as a separate entity that can solve their problems for them, instead of a vehicle for members to create change themselves.
I think we need to change the way we talk about SAG-AFTRA. Not a dig at Jeff here (I too would like to see a SAG-AFTRA Amazon Agreement,) but we've got to stop referring to SAG-AFTRA as an organization that can just "step in" and do stuff.
I just wanna see SAG-AFTRA step in & establish a dubbing agreement with Amazon much like the Netflix agreement. That would be the best path forward.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"the union is a third party, let's resolve our issues directly" is a common management anti-union talking point, but I think pro-union folks also too often think of "the union" as a separate entity that can solve their problems for them, instead of a vehicle for members to create change themselves.
#Rudolph is on now! #rudolphtherednosedreindeer
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
#Rudolph is on now! #rudolphtherednosedreindeer
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Oh no, we can't loose the strict adherence to traditional ideas of gender and sexuality that the Looney Tunes cartoons were so famous for.
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh no, we can't loose the strict adherence to traditional ideas of gender and sexuality that the Looney Tunes cartoons were so famous for.
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Ya know what? Yeah.
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ya know what? Yeah.
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