Not Steve Jortles
@galileo908.bsky.social
The Home of Beaming For Bunnies! Author of “The Crystal Gem Hero: Steven Universe!” On AO3.
I also like to live-tweet things, so be warned. he/him
I also like to live-tweet things, so be warned. he/him
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You didn't "make" a goddamned thing.
You didn't film a single shot.
You didn't hire any actors.
You didn't truly write or edit this.
In the weeks you spent on prompts, you could have done all of these.
You're about as creative as an actual piece of crap in a toilet.
You didn't film a single shot.
You didn't hire any actors.
You didn't truly write or edit this.
In the weeks you spent on prompts, you could have done all of these.
You're about as creative as an actual piece of crap in a toilet.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
You didn't "make" a goddamned thing.
You didn't film a single shot.
You didn't hire any actors.
You didn't truly write or edit this.
In the weeks you spent on prompts, you could have done all of these.
You're about as creative as an actual piece of crap in a toilet.
You didn't film a single shot.
You didn't hire any actors.
You didn't truly write or edit this.
In the weeks you spent on prompts, you could have done all of these.
You're about as creative as an actual piece of crap in a toilet.
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We’re just innocent men
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
We’re just innocent men
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Happy 9th(!) birthday to Willie the menu item haver
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Happy 9th(!) birthday to Willie the menu item haver
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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everyone wants socialism until theyre told its “socialism”
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
everyone wants socialism until theyre told its “socialism”
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The other reporters in the White House press corps are apparently waiting until the president actually takes a swing at one of their female colleagues before they say anything
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The other reporters in the White House press corps are apparently waiting until the president actually takes a swing at one of their female colleagues before they say anything
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There's now as many years between today and the release of Scrooged as there were between Scrooged and the release of 1951's Scrooge.
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
There's now as many years between today and the release of Scrooged as there were between Scrooged and the release of 1951's Scrooge.
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I will be a paying substack or whatever subscriber to the first one that calls him out. I will become a premium subscriber if they say, in essence, “the emperor has no clothes” to his face.
The other reporters in the White House press corps are apparently waiting until the president actually takes a swing at one of their female colleagues before they say anything
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I will be a paying substack or whatever subscriber to the first one that calls him out. I will become a premium subscriber if they say, in essence, “the emperor has no clothes” to his face.
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Today is the 4 year anniversary of our first union victory! Since then, we've won over 650 union elections.
It's been 4 years without a contract, and 4 years of union busting. That's why we're on day 26 of our national ULP strike - and we won't back down.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/b...
It's been 4 years without a contract, and 4 years of union busting. That's why we're on day 26 of our national ULP strike - and we won't back down.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/b...
Starbucks workers are still without a labor deal four years after their first union win. Here’s why | CNN Business
The Starbucks union organizing campaign has been one of the biggest successes in the American labor movement over the past few years. But despite momentum, there is still no first labor contract, a ke...
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December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Today is the 4 year anniversary of our first union victory! Since then, we've won over 650 union elections.
It's been 4 years without a contract, and 4 years of union busting. That's why we're on day 26 of our national ULP strike - and we won't back down.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/b...
It's been 4 years without a contract, and 4 years of union busting. That's why we're on day 26 of our national ULP strike - and we won't back down.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/b...
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He invented the ACA
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
He invented the ACA
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big fish supper club sign, schley, minnesota, 1980
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
big fish supper club sign, schley, minnesota, 1980
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December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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So anyway, I started blasting.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
So anyway, I started blasting.
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Every facet of generative AI has made my professional life worse, without question, but THIS specific aspect has been driving me NUTS.
Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
I feel the clients now using GenAI to do stuff and going "good enough" when they used to nitpick at every last detail is due to them finding out all those nit picky changes take time and work they cant be bothered to put in.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Every facet of generative AI has made my professional life worse, without question, but THIS specific aspect has been driving me NUTS.
Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
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Forbidden eggnog
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Forbidden eggnog
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The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
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the people involved in that ghoulish mcdonalds ad have deluded themselves to levels previously uncharted
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December 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
the people involved in that ghoulish mcdonalds ad have deluded themselves to levels previously uncharted
lbbonline.com/news/melanie...
lbbonline.com/news/melanie...
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ICE is out of control. They're operating with impunity. They're doing things and getting away with stuff that regular cops, even your typical federal agents, can't do.
And we're just sitting back and taking it all in why?
ICE must be destroyed.
And we're just sitting back and taking it all in why?
ICE must be destroyed.
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
ICE is out of control. They're operating with impunity. They're doing things and getting away with stuff that regular cops, even your typical federal agents, can't do.
And we're just sitting back and taking it all in why?
ICE must be destroyed.
And we're just sitting back and taking it all in why?
ICE must be destroyed.
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It rocks to tell people their shit rocks. Every single person who has ever been nice about my work has been appreciated for doing so. I take time to say I love stuff and it’s always the right time to remind somebody you value their work! You don’t need to get into detail either. Just say it rocks
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It rocks to tell people their shit rocks. Every single person who has ever been nice about my work has been appreciated for doing so. I take time to say I love stuff and it’s always the right time to remind somebody you value their work! You don’t need to get into detail either. Just say it rocks
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JFC they're OPENLY fishing for a way for this to ONLY apply to Trump and no other Presidents.
Holy shit this back and forth between Kagan/Alito/Jackson/&the SG.
Kagan: Doesn't your logic mean a whole raft of other agencies must be invalidated?
SG: Yes, but that's not being litigated right now
Kagan: So what?
Alito: What if we just want to say "but maybe don't apply our logic elsewhere?"
Kagan: Doesn't your logic mean a whole raft of other agencies must be invalidated?
SG: Yes, but that's not being litigated right now
Kagan: So what?
Alito: What if we just want to say "but maybe don't apply our logic elsewhere?"
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
JFC they're OPENLY fishing for a way for this to ONLY apply to Trump and no other Presidents.
“What’s the point of being cynical if you can’t enjoy it?” #StDenisMedical
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“What’s the point of being cynical if you can’t enjoy it?” #StDenisMedical
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Oh, God. Best of luck to her, but every non-black person who cheered on Mamdani and AOC is about to have a litany of reasons why Jasmine is a bad choice that somehow has nothing to do with race. They just have a "feeling" she's not right.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett announces her campaign for U.S. Senate for Texas with an ad that uses Trump’s own words against her.
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oh, God. Best of luck to her, but every non-black person who cheered on Mamdani and AOC is about to have a litany of reasons why Jasmine is a bad choice that somehow has nothing to do with race. They just have a "feeling" she's not right.
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New way to force your flight to declare an emergency in mid-air just dropped.
“I didn’t know men could build such things.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
New way to force your flight to declare an emergency in mid-air just dropped.