David Landon
@4gottenfuturist.bsky.social
Tommorownaut. Cynical optimist. Dreamer. Lover of Star Trek, EPCOT Center, Monorails, PeopleMovers, and other trappings of the great big beautiful tomorrow we never got.
When I was 5 adults worried I would be kidnapped by child-sacrificing Satanists. When I was 8, they worried that drug dealers were giving out free crack on playgrounds. And when I was 11 they worried that MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" would brainwash me into becoming a juvenile delinquent.
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When I was 5 adults worried I would be kidnapped by child-sacrificing Satanists. When I was 8, they worried that drug dealers were giving out free crack on playgrounds. And when I was 11 they worried that MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" would brainwash me into becoming a juvenile delinquent.
Whenever an act of terrorist-type violence happens, officials of the country it was directed against always say "[NAME OF COUNTRY] will not back down" and this is always reported as news. When have officials ever said "We've talked it over, and [NAME OF COUNTRY] will totally back down." ?
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Whenever an act of terrorist-type violence happens, officials of the country it was directed against always say "[NAME OF COUNTRY] will not back down" and this is always reported as news. When have officials ever said "We've talked it over, and [NAME OF COUNTRY] will totally back down." ?
Star Trek was so far ahead of its time that Captain Kirk had an arranged passphrase in case someone tried to use a deepfake version of him to give orders to the crew.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Star Trek was so far ahead of its time that Captain Kirk had an arranged passphrase in case someone tried to use a deepfake version of him to give orders to the crew.
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Watching “The Menagerie” on PLUTO TV right now, and I always love when Mendez asks Kirk if he ever met Captain Pike. 😜
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Watching “The Menagerie” on PLUTO TV right now, and I always love when Mendez asks Kirk if he ever met Captain Pike. 😜
While we were being sarcastic on the Internet, Neil Breen went and made another movie. It's about—and prepare to be shocked—a fantasy version of Neil Breen who's the bestest secret agent ever, despite looking like an alien who got their human suit on Space Temu. youtu.be/o0DGnxayGFM?...
Dire Duplicity - Trailer (A Neil Breen Film)
YouTube video by Cafe Sora
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
While we were being sarcastic on the Internet, Neil Breen went and made another movie. It's about—and prepare to be shocked—a fantasy version of Neil Breen who's the bestest secret agent ever, despite looking like an alien who got their human suit on Space Temu. youtu.be/o0DGnxayGFM?...
Now here's a Black Friday deal I can get behind! (Of course, in order to get the "free" case you had to buy a PowerBook, and the cheapest model was $2149 in 1993 dollars—about $4830 today.)
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Now here's a Black Friday deal I can get behind! (Of course, in order to get the "free" case you had to buy a PowerBook, and the cheapest model was $2149 in 1993 dollars—about $4830 today.)
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Day 38 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
(shout-out to @pennyante-art.bsky.social for the idea)
#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #TheMuppets
(shout-out to @pennyante-art.bsky.social for the idea)
#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #TheMuppets
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Day 38 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
(shout-out to @pennyante-art.bsky.social for the idea)
#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #TheMuppets
(shout-out to @pennyante-art.bsky.social for the idea)
#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #TheMuppets
Time to make restaurant reservations!
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Time to make restaurant reservations!
My favorite Star Trek movie was released OTD in 1986. I love everything about The Voyage Home; it's perfect all the way through. Happy Star Trek IV Day, and a double dumb ass on everyone!
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My favorite Star Trek movie was released OTD in 1986. I love everything about The Voyage Home; it's perfect all the way through. Happy Star Trek IV Day, and a double dumb ass on everyone!
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
Adapt “The Tin Woodman of Oz”, you cowards.
Plans are already underway for the future of the Wicked franchise, following the smash-hit debut of Wicked: For Good. https://bit.ly/4rrUWpg
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Adapt “The Tin Woodman of Oz”, you cowards.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
The Cylons were created by man.
First look at the free-roaming robotic Olaf.
• He is able to meet guests & interact with them.
• Disney used a branch of AI called “reinforcement learning” to help bring Olaf to life.
• Coming to Disneyland Paris & Hong Kong Disneyland in early 2026.
• He is able to meet guests & interact with them.
• Disney used a branch of AI called “reinforcement learning” to help bring Olaf to life.
• Coming to Disneyland Paris & Hong Kong Disneyland in early 2026.
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Cylons were created by man.
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Data and Picard on the pad of the Enterprise E transporter room, which is a redress of the Voyager set, which is a redress of the TNG set, which is a redress of the TMP set, which is a redress of the Phase II set.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Data and Picard on the pad of the Enterprise E transporter room, which is a redress of the Voyager set, which is a redress of the TNG set, which is a redress of the TMP set, which is a redress of the Phase II set.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
My Star Wars ranking:
Weird Al’s “The Saga Begins” video
The Holiday Special (specifically the part where Carrie Fisher sings and you can tell she’s got a little blood in her drug stream)
Robot Chicken Star Wars
That anti-smoking PSA where R2 smokes
The Muppet Babies Star Wars episode
Weird Al’s “The Saga Begins” video
The Holiday Special (specifically the part where Carrie Fisher sings and you can tell she’s got a little blood in her drug stream)
Robot Chicken Star Wars
That anti-smoking PSA where R2 smokes
The Muppet Babies Star Wars episode
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My Star Wars ranking:
Weird Al’s “The Saga Begins” video
The Holiday Special (specifically the part where Carrie Fisher sings and you can tell she’s got a little blood in her drug stream)
Robot Chicken Star Wars
That anti-smoking PSA where R2 smokes
The Muppet Babies Star Wars episode
Weird Al’s “The Saga Begins” video
The Holiday Special (specifically the part where Carrie Fisher sings and you can tell she’s got a little blood in her drug stream)
Robot Chicken Star Wars
That anti-smoking PSA where R2 smokes
The Muppet Babies Star Wars episode
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Tomorrowland, 1968
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Tomorrowland, 1968
These Good Morning America segments from 1986 are the last time we ever saw the Star Trek movie sets in their 23rd century configuration before they were massively reworked for TNG. youtu.be/s5XwlZ0knQg?...
Star Trek IV cast interviews November 1986 COMPLETE
YouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
These Good Morning America segments from 1986 are the last time we ever saw the Star Trek movie sets in their 23rd century configuration before they were massively reworked for TNG. youtu.be/s5XwlZ0knQg?...
Pretty reasonable price, actually.
It's ridiculous how @masterreplicas.bsky.social 's secret goal is to make me poor. 😅
"Turn your desk into the bridge of a starship with this extra large desk mat, that's designed to sit under your keyboard and mouse."
"Turn your desk into the bridge of a starship with this extra large desk mat, that's designed to sit under your keyboard and mouse."
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Pretty reasonable price, actually.
Introduce yourself with four spaceships. (Only 4? This is hard.)
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships. (Only 4? This is hard.)
"Ninja! Ninja! RAP!
Ninja! Ninja! RAP!
Ninja! Ninja! RAP!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!"
Ninja! Ninja! RAP!
Ninja! Ninja! RAP!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!"
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"Ninja! Ninja! RAP!
Ninja! Ninja! RAP!
Ninja! Ninja! RAP!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!"
Ninja! Ninja! RAP!
Ninja! Ninja! RAP!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!"
"Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left he went and named me Sue"
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left he went and named me Sue"
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left he went and named me Sue"
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left he went and named me Sue"
You wanna get nuts, Charlie Brown? Let's get nuts!
Ah, you think darkness is your ally, Charlie Brown?
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You wanna get nuts, Charlie Brown? Let's get nuts!