The Bearded Educator
@literarybeardo.blacksky.app
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Washed dad and trophy husband from Chicago living in New Orleans. All I got are dad jokes, sports takes, and revolution.
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From then on, I only wanted music that made me feel like that. I picked up more Native Tongues. I wanted story tellers, not just provocateurs. Give me compositions not just beats. It took me in a whole new direction and saved me from what would've been my self-destruct summer.
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He played it for me. I was immediately pulled in by Questlove's drums. The sonic moment of that first 13 seconds had me entranced.

Then came the rest of the instrumentation, Black Thought's flow, a presentation of Hip-Hop I had never fathomed: a fucking band.
open.spotify.com/track/4OKGOC...
Distortion To Static
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My problem was, I wanted to be the hard kid back down south. It was a random question from a cousin closer to my age that unexpectedly changed my trajectory: You heard of The Roots?

I had not. At that time they had released Do You Want More and Distortion To Static was the lead single.
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With the gangster rap of the day as my backdrop, I had a soundtrack and motivation. Now, navigating rough neighborhoods and running in them are two different things. I did the former but wasn't allowed to do the latter. My older cousins were in the scene but kept me out because I was the smart kid.
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I was trying to be Mr. Up North tough guy, but honestly, nobody gave a fuck because I was freshman. But I was undeterred. Having an uneventful first year, I went back to Chicago to visit for the summer. My aim was to get in the streets and take those experiences back for my sophomore year.
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So, her solution was to send me to Mississippi to stay with my father. I low-key hated it. It was a huge culture shock. While I visited family in the country down there many times, I only had to navigate it as a guest. That was easy. Now, it was my day to day.
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The Roots. Quick story before I go to bed. If you grew up in Chicago in the 90s, you know shit was wild. I was set to start high school, but my mom was not feeling it because I had to catch city buses across territories to get there.
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He helps without expectation for being paid back/returned the favor.
lalaspeaks.bsky.social
What’s ONE green flag about your father?
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And you deserve. Be happy, friend.
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What of the who for how much?
heysita.bsky.social
‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ earned $840,000 in its opening weekend.

The film had a $34 million dollar budget.
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"I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?"

-Mitch Hedberg
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13" Round is the name of my 3 Doors Down ska cover band.
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Nope. And he's literally faster than everyone on the field.
getthebagcoach.bsky.social
Will yall let your kids play football or nah?
literarybeardo.blacksky.app
Both Rewind and 75 Bars are emcee master classes.

My overall music profile preference, though, tips this to Tariq over Nasir.
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CW: if they follow the traditional audience participation format, they call Susan Sarandon's character a slut every time she is on screen.
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Fucking dork
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Counterpoint thats a fair price for ground up animal.
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The cost of beef is outlandishly high. $13 for a lb of ground chuck round is absolutely unacceptable.
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Then you sit down this instant and find something else to watch because it's aight at best and not worth the fuss people give it.
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Two 12oz cups. If I'm in a rush, I'll do my 20oz tumbler and run out the door.
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City councils across the country are just stupid and corrupt. You can't point to one successful municipal project Boring has done.
propublica.org
After Nevada regulators dropped a penalty against The Boring Co. from $3 million to $242,800, critics questioned whether it was enough to change operations at the Elon Musk-led company, which was valued at $7 billion in 2023.

With City Cast Las Vegas
Elon Musk’s Boring Co. Accused of Nearly 800 Environmental Violations on Las Vegas Project
Nevada could’ve fined the company more than $3 million, but regulators are seeking a reduced penalty of $242,800, citing an “extraordinary number of violations.”
www.propublica.org
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Only had time for one cup. I hope running on half supply doesn't come back to bite me.