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Cubs, Bears, Bulls, Doctor Who, Star Wars, PC Gamer, Democrat
Displaced Chicagoan hiding in MAGALand, AZ.
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
Cubs, Bears, Bulls, Doctor Who, Star Wars, PC Gamer, Democrat
Displaced Chicagoan hiding in MAGALand, AZ.
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
Pinned
I'd say if you are handed an opponent who killed 400,000 people, stole classified documents, was a convicted felon, a rapist, and fomented a coup to overturn his previous loss, then can't beat him because of your own fucking disorganization, quit.
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Old white people about everything
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLACK
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Old white people about everything
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Thing is, we DID hear about it at his confirmation hearing.
Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth knew he held these views about the laws of war.
They voted to confirm him anyway.
Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth knew he held these views about the laws of war.
They voted to confirm him anyway.
Everyone should read this terrifying thread about Hegseth’s published views wrt war crimes. It’s pretty fucking radical …. We needed to hear about this in his confirmation hearing.
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”
It’s almost as if there were signs!
It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Thing is, we DID hear about it at his confirmation hearing.
Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth knew he held these views about the laws of war.
They voted to confirm him anyway.
Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth knew he held these views about the laws of war.
They voted to confirm him anyway.
I think that was the last time either coach was relevant.
The cameras at Clemson Carolina are SO bad it looks like a game from 2003
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I think that was the last time either coach was relevant.
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This is much more significant than a naval blockade. It violates a Venezuela's sovereign airspace. A commercial no-fly zone instituted by the US is an invasion and declaration of war.
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is much more significant than a naval blockade. It violates a Venezuela's sovereign airspace. A commercial no-fly zone instituted by the US is an invasion and declaration of war.
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November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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North Central has three D3 National Titles since 2019 and only lost three games in that span and they are currently playing in the second round in a got dang blizzard.
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
North Central has three D3 National Titles since 2019 and only lost three games in that span and they are currently playing in the second round in a got dang blizzard.
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The touchback fumble rule is the best rule in football. If anything, it could be stronger. Life imprisonment or a family member is sacrificed
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The touchback fumble rule is the best rule in football. If anything, it could be stronger. Life imprisonment or a family member is sacrificed
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Look, every single “deal” reached by a university with the Trump administration is a moral stain that will be seen with deep embarrassment once we’re through this. But for Northwestern to do this now, when the administration is visibly weakened, is even more shameful and inexcusable.
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Look, every single “deal” reached by a university with the Trump administration is a moral stain that will be seen with deep embarrassment once we’re through this. But for Northwestern to do this now, when the administration is visibly weakened, is even more shameful and inexcusable.
BFJ has more road wins in one year than Eberflustered had in his entire tenure
The Bears have more road wins (5) than they have home wins (4).
The Bears' 5 road wins is more than the previous three seasons, combined.
The Bears' 5 road wins is more than the previous three seasons, combined.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
BFJ has more road wins in one year than Eberflustered had in his entire tenure
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Young male Chihuahua mix
Adoptable from Friends For Life Animal Rescue (Gilbert, AZ)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/parker-79721093/az/gilbert/friends-for-life-animal-rescue-az34/
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Parker 🐕🦺
Young male Chihuahua mix
Adoptable from Friends For Life Animal Rescue (Gilbert, AZ)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/parker-79721093/az/gilbert/friends-for-life-animal-rescue-az34/
Young male Chihuahua mix
Adoptable from Friends For Life Animal Rescue (Gilbert, AZ)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/parker-79721093/az/gilbert/friends-for-life-animal-rescue-az34/
Evergreen
BYU is the worst 10-1 team in the history of college football
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Evergreen
WELP
What an unfortunate situation. Frank Ragnow fails his physical.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
WELP
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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Anyway, I literally am short rent, due in six days, because the anime workflow I once had in spades has run dry thanks to nonsense like this.
If you're a content creator who could use captions for a video, please consider commissioning me. 113 minutes of video by next Thursday could make it happen.
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They’re leading a lamb to the Sloter.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They’re leading a lamb to the Sloter.
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Do not head butt the officials.
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Do not head butt the officials.
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Slotkin: Do you believe there is such a thing as an illegal order? Something the president could ask you to do that violates the constitution?
Hegseth: Anyone of any party could give an illegal order.
Slotkin: Will you stand in the breach if Trump does?
Hegseth: I reject the premise
Hegseth: Anyone of any party could give an illegal order.
Slotkin: Will you stand in the breach if Trump does?
Hegseth: I reject the premise
January 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Slotkin: Do you believe there is such a thing as an illegal order? Something the president could ask you to do that violates the constitution?
Hegseth: Anyone of any party could give an illegal order.
Slotkin: Will you stand in the breach if Trump does?
Hegseth: I reject the premise
Hegseth: Anyone of any party could give an illegal order.
Slotkin: Will you stand in the breach if Trump does?
Hegseth: I reject the premise
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It brings me no pleasure to report that the Ohio State-Michigan head referee is Kon Knueppel’s uncle Kole Knueppel
It truly brings me no pleasure to inform you that Kon Knueppel’s brothers are named Kager, Kinston, Kash, and Kid
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It brings me no pleasure to report that the Ohio State-Michigan head referee is Kon Knueppel’s uncle Kole Knueppel
Hi, Bears fans here.
I know the offense looked bad for Philly, but I was really surprised at the defense getting pushed around.
I think "firing the hitting coach" isn't quite the answer.
I know the offense looked bad for Philly, but I was really surprised at the defense getting pushed around.
I think "firing the hitting coach" isn't quite the answer.
Nick Sirianni backs Kevin Patullo after ‘Fire Kevin’ chants greet lackluster offense
Go inside the locker room from another quiet game from the offense while scrutiny on the play-caller grows louder, on @TheAthletic: www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
Go inside the locker room from another quiet game from the offense while scrutiny on the play-caller grows louder, on @TheAthletic: www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
Nick Sirianni backs Kevin Patullo after ‘Fire Kevin’ chants greet lackluster offense
The Eagles' offense is still searching for answers after yet another quiet game.
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hi, Bears fans here.
I know the offense looked bad for Philly, but I was really surprised at the defense getting pushed around.
I think "firing the hitting coach" isn't quite the answer.
I know the offense looked bad for Philly, but I was really surprised at the defense getting pushed around.
I think "firing the hitting coach" isn't quite the answer.
This is bullshit.
I want a fucking recount.
I want a fucking recount.
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November 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This is bullshit.
I want a fucking recount.
I want a fucking recount.
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With analytics king Greg Olsen in our corner, we cannot lose.
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
With analytics king Greg Olsen in our corner, we cannot lose.
Theo Benedet getting 2 snaps and Trapilo playing them whole game seems significant.
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Theo Benedet getting 2 snaps and Trapilo playing them whole game seems significant.
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Columbia and Northwestern are the academic homes to the most prestigious journalism schools in the country and they are the two universities that caved to the Trump administration’s extortion demands that are directly connected to the First Amendment. Just gonna sit with that for a while.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Columbia and Northwestern are the academic homes to the most prestigious journalism schools in the country and they are the two universities that caved to the Trump administration’s extortion demands that are directly connected to the First Amendment. Just gonna sit with that for a while.