Kevin Tompkins
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• co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
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• co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
• @hangmanpage.bsky.social yelled at me once
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Analytical Darlings
Kevin takes an early look at 2026 drafts through an analytical lens.
www.thehuddle.com
In my latest on The Huddle, I put on my hat and crystal ball to predict the first round of 2026 fantasy football drafts, knowing what we know right now! 🏈
Is somebody not listed that should be in the first round? Or is a player way too low or high in this first round?
Let me know your thoughts!
👇
Is somebody not listed that should be in the first round? Or is a player way too low or high in this first round?
Let me know your thoughts!
👇
Post Malone looking like he's trying to get a job at Chotchkie's with that jacket
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Post Malone looking like he's trying to get a job at Chotchkie's with that jacket
Dana White is a blithering, abusive dipshit and UFC is garbage
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Dana White is a blithering, abusive dipshit and UFC is garbage
why did Malik Davis look like the fastest man on planet Earth just now
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
why did Malik Davis look like the fastest man on planet Earth just now
Miami is the AFC Playoffs equivalent of giving your young sibling the unplugged second controller while you're playing a game, and then saying, "yeah! you're doing it!!"
CBS just showed Miami as being “in the hunt” which is just adorable.
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Miami is the AFC Playoffs equivalent of giving your young sibling the unplugged second controller while you're playing a game, and then saying, "yeah! you're doing it!!"
one day, I'm hoping we get an update to this Knowshon Moreno pic
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
one day, I'm hoping we get an update to this Knowshon Moreno pic
the back-foot throws from Jordan Love will doom him
not on this day, though
not on this day, though
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
the back-foot throws from Jordan Love will doom him
not on this day, though
not on this day, though
The surprise of Burkhardt/Brady that a team would try to convert on 4th down just shows how deep in the weeds the NFL industrial complex is with analytics and how to actually coach to win instead of not lose
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The surprise of Burkhardt/Brady that a team would try to convert on 4th down just shows how deep in the weeds the NFL industrial complex is with analytics and how to actually coach to win instead of not lose
Nobody who has ever directed a cell phone commercial has once interacted with a human being
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Nobody who has ever directed a cell phone commercial has once interacted with a human being
*taps the sign*
Dontayvion Wicks has always been the best Packers wide receiver
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*taps the sign*
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
Dontayvion Wicks has always been the best Packers wide receiver
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dontayvion Wicks has always been the best Packers wide receiver
*record scratch*
he's a WR now!?
he's a WR now!?
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
*record scratch*
he's a WR now!?
he's a WR now!?
(nitpicking) I wish Christian Watson wouldn't body catch
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
(nitpicking) I wish Christian Watson wouldn't body catch
Happy Thanksgiving to Tazim Wajid Wajed, who is no doubt finding a way to read this
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to Tazim Wajid Wajed, who is no doubt finding a way to read this
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
May all of your bajas be blasted
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
May all of your bajas be blasted
says person completely out of touch with how normal humans operate
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
says person completely out of touch with how normal humans operate
I would listen to Seven Nation Army on repeat if I didn't have to listen to Sweet Caroline ever again
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I would listen to Seven Nation Army on repeat if I didn't have to listen to Sweet Caroline ever again
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
God bless the Packers for depriving all our dads and grandpas of the opportunity to complain in person about “taking the points”
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
God bless the Packers for depriving all our dads and grandpas of the opportunity to complain in person about “taking the points”
Tom Kennedy, sheesh
I didn’t even know he still played football
I didn’t even know he still played football
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Tom Kennedy, sheesh
I didn’t even know he still played football
I didn’t even know he still played football
(Also the referees made the 100% incorrect call in letting that TD stand)
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
(Also the referees made the 100% incorrect call in letting that TD stand)
Dontayvion Wicks has always been the best Packers wide receiver
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dontayvion Wicks has always been the best Packers wide receiver
eat my ass Tom Brady (derogatory)
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
eat my ass Tom Brady (derogatory)
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
🦃🏈 THANKSGIVING INJURY ROUNDUP 🏈🦃
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
🦃🏈 THANKSGIVING INJURY ROUNDUP 🏈🦃
big Turkey Day sleeper today: Jahmyr Gibbs
love when I get helpful advice in my email, like to start Patrick Mahomes and Ja’Marr Chase today
not sure where I’d be without that sage wisdom
not sure where I’d be without that sage wisdom
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
big Turkey Day sleeper today: Jahmyr Gibbs
love when I get helpful advice in my email, like to start Patrick Mahomes and Ja’Marr Chase today
not sure where I’d be without that sage wisdom
not sure where I’d be without that sage wisdom
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
love when I get helpful advice in my email, like to start Patrick Mahomes and Ja’Marr Chase today
not sure where I’d be without that sage wisdom
not sure where I’d be without that sage wisdom
flats over drums, as I’ve always said
the national dog show, brought to you by flesh-colored pantyhose and sensible flats
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
flats over drums, as I’ve always said