Frank Humungus
@frankhumungus.bsky.social
Maker of things. Genuine weirdo. Grower of peppers. Wrangler of cats. Recovering musician. Hopefully future cancer survivor. Reluctant Texan.
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I LOVED James Bond as a kid, but I haven’t seen any of them outside of the newer Craig films in so long, I barely remember them. Since I’m trapped in my house for at least 2 months, I think I need to watch all them movies again.
Ain’t no way you’re getting me on no Black & Decker rocket.
December 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ain’t no way you’re getting me on no Black & Decker rocket.
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Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
Reposting with screen shot in anticipation of this finally being deleted in shame. That is indeed quite the ratio.
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Reposting with screen shot in anticipation of this finally being deleted in shame. That is indeed quite the ratio.
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The CISA's new director, hand-picked by Kristi Noem, asked to be "read in" to highly sensitive, compartmentalized intelligence shared with a select few people in the civilian agency by the NSA or CIA.
It was so sensitive that his predecessor had never asked to see the raw intel. 1/
It was so sensitive that his predecessor had never asked to see the raw intel. 1/
Acting CISA director failed a polygraph. Career staff are now under investigation.
Acting CISA director failed a polygraph. Career staff are now under investigation.
At least six career staff were placed on leave after DHS opened an investigation into whether they misled the agency’s acting director, Madhu Gottumukkala, into taking the test.
dlvr.it
December 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The CISA's new director, hand-picked by Kristi Noem, asked to be "read in" to highly sensitive, compartmentalized intelligence shared with a select few people in the civilian agency by the NSA or CIA.
It was so sensitive that his predecessor had never asked to see the raw intel. 1/
It was so sensitive that his predecessor had never asked to see the raw intel. 1/
Hey poor!
Hey poor!
Hey poor, you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore!
JESUS IS HERE!
JESUS IS HERE!
Hey poor!
Hey poor, you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore!
JESUS IS HERE!
JESUS IS HERE!
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Hey poor!
Hey poor!
Hey poor, you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore!
JESUS IS HERE!
JESUS IS HERE!
Hey poor!
Hey poor, you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore!
JESUS IS HERE!
JESUS IS HERE!
As a transplant patient currently taking Tacrolimus, this was a particularly gut wrenching read. I have some checking to do in the morning.
While transplant patients can research to pick and choose doctors and hospitals, they generally have no control over which generic version of critical drug tacrolimus they get from the pharmacy.
That can make a difference between life and death.
That can make a difference between life and death.
Fighting for Breath: The FDA’s Lax Generic Drug Rules Put Her Life at Risk
Lung transplant patient Hannah Goetz’s life depended on the generic version of the critical drug tacrolimus. It was supposed to be equivalent to the brand-name medication — but the FDA doesn’t always ...
www.propublica.org
December 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
As a transplant patient currently taking Tacrolimus, this was a particularly gut wrenching read. I have some checking to do in the morning.
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Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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CBS is cooked. It's been a few decades coming but we are witnessing the death of American journalism. Nothing good follows in the aftermath of that.
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
CBS is cooked. It's been a few decades coming but we are witnessing the death of American journalism. Nothing good follows in the aftermath of that.
Bari Weiss insisted they include an interview with Stephen Miller and highlight that the people sent to CECOT were illegal immigrants.
Bari Weiss is even more hamhanded than I imagined her to be.
Gift link:
Gift link:
‘60 Minutes’ Pulled a Segment. A Correspondent Calls It ‘Political.’
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Bari Weiss insisted they include an interview with Stephen Miller and highlight that the people sent to CECOT were illegal immigrants.
I mean, I guess it can’t hurt, but…
We all know they’ll air it eventually. They just need some time to rework it into something Trump approved. Whatever piece Twitler vetoed will never see the light of day.
We all know they’ll air it eventually. They just need some time to rework it into something Trump approved. Whatever piece Twitler vetoed will never see the light of day.
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I mean, I guess it can’t hurt, but…
We all know they’ll air it eventually. They just need some time to rework it into something Trump approved. Whatever piece Twitler vetoed will never see the light of day.
We all know they’ll air it eventually. They just need some time to rework it into something Trump approved. Whatever piece Twitler vetoed will never see the light of day.
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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
Mr Biscuit on his Christmas Train. I love how the Christmas tree lights make the wall look like one of those mall portrait studio back drops.
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Mr Biscuit on his Christmas Train. I love how the Christmas tree lights make the wall look like one of those mall portrait studio back drops.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a #ChristmasBiscuit
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Float like a butterfly, sting like a #ChristmasBiscuit
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This entire thread is magical
See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
Tom Brady Posts Pics Set to Logic Suicide Prevention Hotline Song After Gisele Marriage News
Tom Brady posted for the first time since news of his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's marriage to Joaquim Valente broke ... and, a song he added to his posts will have some raising some eyebrows.
www.tmz.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This entire thread is magical
Super cool system we have where the vast majority of voters are firmly committed to one side or the other, and elections are decided entirely by guys that wanted to vote for the 1st black president, and also wanted to vote for the guy that called him a secret Muslim Kenyan communist.
Actual swing voter: Hitler was a nasty guy but he got things done. Also beef should be cheaper but in a way that makes me feel respected.
December 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Super cool system we have where the vast majority of voters are firmly committed to one side or the other, and elections are decided entirely by guys that wanted to vote for the 1st black president, and also wanted to vote for the guy that called him a secret Muslim Kenyan communist.
Suddenly thinking about the time Tate tried to debate Hassan Piker and he kept getting so frustrated he had to take his headphones off and fume for a few minutes. No reason. No idea why that suddenly came to mind.
I quote from Andrew Tate’s X profile:
‘Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.’
Erm…
This is certainly not the case when it comes to boxing Andy.
Oh dear.
You poor little love.
😉
‘Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.’
Erm…
This is certainly not the case when it comes to boxing Andy.
Oh dear.
You poor little love.
😉
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Suddenly thinking about the time Tate tried to debate Hassan Piker and he kept getting so frustrated he had to take his headphones off and fume for a few minutes. No reason. No idea why that suddenly came to mind.
I need to watch Venture Brothers again.
December 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I need to watch Venture Brothers again.
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here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
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How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
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There are people being paid by the federal government to sit around and think of increasingly outrageous posts to titillate Nazis on the 9th most popular social media site in the U.S.
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
There are people being paid by the federal government to sit around and think of increasingly outrageous posts to titillate Nazis on the 9th most popular social media site in the U.S.
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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I’m laid up with the flu, but I had to peek my head out and say that this is *so* much worse than it seems.
And it’s already pretty fucking bad!
bsky.app/profile/gbbr...
And it’s already pretty fucking bad!
bsky.app/profile/gbbr...
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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