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Nikolaj de Los Muertos Bill
@nikolajbill.bsky.social
Catholic without a home, Recovering ex-Trad, Social Democrat, Linguist, and Hockey Fan. I mistype a lot.
All accents are fine. Except for you demented freaks who pronounce the t in often and go to the LIE-berry
I am strongly pro-diversity in accents and dialects—until we get to how almost all of you have lost the marry / Mary / merry distinction, and then I want to send everyone to speech class.
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I’m about halfway through listening to all of the Shostakovich symphonies (okay, six outta fifteen, not quite half), and maaaan the music nerds in college were riiiiiight
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Bob? Hey, Bob? Bob! Bob Prevost? Bob Prevost, I thought that was you! Hey, hey! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you. Do you have life insurance? Because if you do you can always use a little more. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right? Right?
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If I don’t have to hear or see Jimmy Fallon sing tomorrow, I shall be ever so thankful.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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thinking about becoming the guy at the bar we all hate (asking strangers to name the song that’s currently playing)
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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in my own experience only, as LLMs get “better,” all I am seeing is the production of texts that are just as wrong as they ever were, in ways that are just as fatally bad, but which now appear more consistently plausible to someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The Yankee Years of Lead, man.
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Okay, two weeks and still there. now, I’m thinking of calling the city
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Americans! Which Peter will you follow?
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
To those of your busting Rogue One
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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What the hell is wrong with these people?
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Tbh I’ve never seen any evidence that Vance believes Catholic teaching or takes the Gospel seriously.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Inmates on Death Row have better conditions than this
Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.

The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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dear men: plz find a route to self-actualization that doesn’t run through someone else’s uterus
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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A vehicle used by the late Pope Francis during a visit to Bethlehem more than a decade ago has been transformed into a mobile health clinic that Christian leaders hope will soon be used to provide care to Palestinian children in Gaza. www.nbcnews.com/world/middle...
Francis' popemobile transformed into mobile clinic for Gaza children
“We’re pleased that we have here a serious contribution towards the healthcare of children in Gaza,” Caritas Secretary-General Alistair Dutton told a news conference in Bethlehem.
www.nbcnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sometimes you find out a book exists that you had no idea about but are moving it to the top of your TBR list.
What if the Byzantine Empire reclaimed the decaying Roman Empire…and there were vampires, Christianity never took off, and wizards wandered the land? The Dragon Waiting was endorsed by Gene Wolfe, and he was right - amazing alternate history/fantasy. Well worth reading! (29/40) #booksky
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
ALT: a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
That was a beautiful first period but Dallas looks ridiculous having an Uber Eats ad on the side of the helmets
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Americans! Which Leo will you choose?
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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coffee makes me yap so goddamn much. i'm glad there aren't any substances that are like that but stronger
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM