Frank Humungus
@frankhumungus.bsky.social
Maker of things. Genuine weirdo. Grower of peppers. Wrangler of cats. Recovering musician. Hopefully future cancer survivor. Reluctant Texan.
Reposting with screen shot in anticipation of this finally being deleted in shame. That is indeed quite the ratio.
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Reposting with screen shot in anticipation of this finally being deleted in shame. That is indeed quite the ratio.
So it’s like hiring a guy to write stuff, but you get so tired of needing to meticulously proof read and fact check all his work that you just end up doing it yourself?
December 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
So it’s like hiring a guy to write stuff, but you get so tired of needing to meticulously proof read and fact check all his work that you just end up doing it yourself?
Mr Biscuit on his Christmas Train. I love how the Christmas tree lights make the wall look like one of those mall portrait studio back drops.
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Mr Biscuit on his Christmas Train. I love how the Christmas tree lights make the wall look like one of those mall portrait studio back drops.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a #ChristmasBiscuit
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Float like a butterfly, sting like a #ChristmasBiscuit
I need to watch Venture Brothers again.
December 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I need to watch Venture Brothers again.
Ah, I see we’re back on this again.
December 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ah, I see we’re back on this again.
Fuck you, #ChristmasBiscuit won’t do what you tell him.
December 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Fuck you, #ChristmasBiscuit won’t do what you tell him.
Break on through to the #ChristmasBiscuit
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Break on through to the #ChristmasBiscuit
We’re making progress, I guess. A week or two ago, the Stancil take was “the economy is great, actually.”
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We’re making progress, I guess. A week or two ago, the Stancil take was “the economy is great, actually.”
Mr Biscuit likes Clone Wars.
December 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Mr Biscuit likes Clone Wars.
Someday, and that day may never come, I may ask you for a #ChristmasBiscuit in return.
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Someday, and that day may never come, I may ask you for a #ChristmasBiscuit in return.
…Q (who isn't Q yet, he's "The Armorer") comes in M's office at the beginning and basically gives Bond this talk about his bitch ass Beretta and the superior Walther PPK.
December 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
…Q (who isn't Q yet, he's "The Armorer") comes in M's office at the beginning and basically gives Bond this talk about his bitch ass Beretta and the superior Walther PPK.
One #ChristmasBiscuit to find them all, and in the cuteness bind them.
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
One #ChristmasBiscuit to find them all, and in the cuteness bind them.
I have to have something like these. The freedom of Bluetooth, but with an ear hook so they stay in. If one does fall out somehow, it’s tethered to the other one. Also, if I want to be able to hear my environment, I take one out and wrap the tether around my neck. They’re also cheap. Well, can be.
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I have to have something like these. The freedom of Bluetooth, but with an ear hook so they stay in. If one does fall out somehow, it’s tethered to the other one. Also, if I want to be able to hear my environment, I take one out and wrap the tether around my neck. They’re also cheap. Well, can be.
Mr Biscuit meets Santa, a year ago and today.
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Mr Biscuit meets Santa, a year ago and today.
Could you describe the #ChristmasBiscuit, sir?
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Could you describe the #ChristmasBiscuit, sir?
…and squeezing the life out of them with her thighs. She does this on screen, which, as far as I know, is the first (only?) time we ever see anyone fully engaged in coitus in a Bond film. This also leads us to maybe the greatest bit of IMDb trivia I've ever seen…
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
…and squeezing the life out of them with her thighs. She does this on screen, which, as far as I know, is the first (only?) time we ever see anyone fully engaged in coitus in a Bond film. This also leads us to maybe the greatest bit of IMDb trivia I've ever seen…
#ChristmasBiscuit moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look around once in a while, you could miss him.
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
#ChristmasBiscuit moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look around once in a while, you could miss him.