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spookillumi @illumi.meme · 3h

If you’re new to Bluesky, the only thing you need to know is that we go by prison rules so you have to go find the biggest account that you can and kill them to gain respect

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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 3h

Vou começar a usar se mudar pro Uruguai como eufemismo

Fernanda Canofre @fercanofre.bsky.social · 4h

🇺🇾 Uruguay has just become the first Latin American country to approve euthanasia by law

ladiaria.com.uy/politica/art...

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adestrador de anomalias imaginárias @lingnau.bsky.social · 3h

VAMO FAZER UMA VISITA RÁPIDA NO URUGUAI

Fernanda Canofre @fercanofre.bsky.social · 4h

🇺🇾 Uruguay has just become the first Latin American country to approve euthanasia by law

ladiaria.com.uy/politica/art...

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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 3h

Viu o penta já aguenta (as responsabilidades da vida adulta

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 9h

wikimedia commons category "abandoned shopping carts"

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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 3h

Mas um sinal mais sutil que eu fiquei com a impressão foi de que a Artemis parece mais madura depois dessa passagem do tempo.

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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 3h

Mas ao mesmo tempo não dá pra saber quanto tempo leva pra um bebê divindade crescer, então pode ser só os ~20 anos que a Melinoe parece ter ou pode ser mais de século.

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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 3h

Hades 2 tem um negócio engraçado em que ele tem que demonstrar que passou tempo depois do primeiro jogo, o que é um problema quando todo mundo é imortal ou fantasma. Então a solução que eles encontraram foi simplesmente colocar um quadro com a Melinoe bebê junto com o resto da família no quarto dela

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tamarutaco @tamarutac0.bsky.social · 6h

"eu entro nas redes sociais para acompanhar as notícias"

as redes sociais:

"acho q estouraram a hemorroida do pai da andressa urach pq ele tentou dar o cu"

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merritt @merrittk.com · 4h

parrying his dick then punishing during his stun window

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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 4h

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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 4h

Foda o Toriyama

buceta peregrina @sebindicarneiro.bsky.social · 5h

pensando nessa imagem

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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 6h

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Gunnar @itsgunnars.bsky.social · 1d

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arquiduque da cacimbinha @henr0que.bsky.social · 15h

parabens a todos os professores pelo seu dia

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defrericO))) @defrerico.bsky.social · 6h

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Jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 11h

LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games

a list of apps pre-installed on the Xbox ROG Ally including Microsoft Teams and Onedrive

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To aqui pra procrastinar @euperdendotempo.bsky.social · 7h

A pior história sobre a família Urach é sempre a próxima

nicuzinho @nicuzinho.bsky.social · 8h

acho q estouraram a hemorroida do pai urach pq ele tentou dar o cu

Pronunciamento Oficial

Gostaria de esclarecer que não tive nenhuma dos últimos acontecimentos envolvendo o pai da Andressa Urach.

O Carlos Urach é um homem adulto (idoso), de 65 anos, responsável por suas próprias escolhas. Tivemos apenas uma relação profissional, e entendo que às vezes, possam ocorrer complicações após as gravações.

Quero reforçar que estou prestando toda a assistência necessária ao Carlos. Ele está sendo atendimento pelos melhores médicos.

Obrigado!

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Faz parte @reck.bsky.social · 8h

sempre pensei nesse bicho como canino da CLAMP

🦖 Joseon Derulo @inkdino.bsky.social · 10h

gosto muito como o lobo guará é uma raposa com perna de madame

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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 8h

The Pope is evidently a decent man & good priest with a huge task, but him yelling to a random guy about the Cubs like he's in the parking lot at Menards will always make me double-check if I'm sober

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 10h

Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years

Peacemaker looks at a mural embedding Hitler into American symbols

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10h

there’s a subset of people who, if you point out something bad happening now, will basically reply “it was always like this and anyone who disagrees is just privileged.” it parades as savvy but nine times out of ten it’s just an ahistorical oversimplification.

ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 14h

"they've always been like this" is always a tempting savvy take but it is just not true that Republican staffers were 100 percent open Nazis back in 2004, or hell even 2014. they just weren't

Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 15h

there have been a lot of responses to this arguing that young Republicans were motivated by such feelings but didn't express them openly

and I think a crucial lesson of the Trump era is that there is great value in people not expressing these things openly! that's a big and decisive change!

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LOWρUF🐸 🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 11h

I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 9h

"so there's this tech-adjacent twitter poster known for her thirst traps and racism and also insane tech/ai posts and she was taking boyfriend applications but then made clear she didn't want non-whites (with an Exceptions list) and that blew up but apparently elon also offered to get her pregnant"

"jesse what the fuck are you talking about" meme

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 11h

You know, to paraphrase @kenwhite.bsky.social , if you joke about some things, it’s kind of like ‘ironically’ fucking a goat.

Sure, you may say it’s for irony or performance art or to be provocative or whatever, but at the end of the day, you’re still balls deep in a goat.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."

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