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chicagomike.bsky.social
uhh fuck this to put it mildly

"A live map that tracks frontlines of the war in Ukraine was edited to show a fake Russian advance on the city of Myrnohrad on November 15. The edit coincided with the resolution of a bet on Polymarket..."
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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pbfcomics.bsky.social
Two hands have an idea to give each other matching tattoos. Lefty gets a beautiful eagle tattoo rendered on their arm. Now it’s Righty’s turn to be inked, but he looks scared as Lefty wields the tattoo gun to draw a childishly-drawn sloppy eagle
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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golikehellmachine.com
she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
caitlinmoriah.bsky.social dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 15h
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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ceej.online
38-YEAR-OLD: pretty soon here I’ll get in shape
November 14, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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paulodosreis.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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vuintrieri.bsky.social
Maldita geração Z, insistem em não ajudar a economia só pq não têm dinheiro
moreperfectunion.bsky.social More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 2h
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
WSJ headline: Gen Z shoppers aren't spending like retailers need them to
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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johnbrownstan.bsky.social
Invoking "color revolutions" as a boogeyman like this really goes to show how much these guys have cooked their brains on Russian propaganda specifically.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This is the language of a color revolution where you're calling on military men and women to disobey orders."
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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catbus.phd
Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas
a giant Godzilla figure decorated with Christmas lights like a tree
November 29, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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evilgalprods.bsky.social
thought this was an Onion headline
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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pedroscomparin.bsky.social
E PENSAR QUE JÁ É AMANHÃ!!!!!!!
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Well it’s almost that time folks. Time to put up your Space Stocking and wrap your presents in hopeful dreaming of the arrival of the Xeno Santa and his cosmic sleigh, and what better place to do that than in Space Hotel, the hotel in the cold vastness of space that will open in 12 short months!
New York Post @nypost Follow First ever space hotel slated to be operational by 2027trib.al/iswu2uU
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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leokitsune.bsky.social
pensei que fosse o gráfico de hiatos de Hunter x Hunter.
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
I will never forgive that tweet for suppressing my desire to talk like Sephiroth. I fuckin love talking like Sephiroth. I fuckin love calling people 'impudent.'
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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souvodka.bsky.social
a decoração de natal do shopping q parece uma cena de suicídio coletivo na floresta encantada
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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frufru.bsky.social
eu tava putaça porque li esse "remição de pena" com Ç no g1, mas aí descobri que não só existem as duas grafias como elas são coisas diferentes língua portuguesa sem condições
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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amwclark.bsky.social
Franklin Goes to The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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bmhughes.bsky.social
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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lastpositivist.bsky.social
Feeling some degree of pessimism about Things
RightWingCope on twitter dot com posts a thumbnail from Kurt Caz wherein various details of a British high street are changed to make them more threatening to racists - shops have their storefronts replaced by writing in Arabic and a random friendly black guy has a mask superimposed on his face as if he is a robber. In the original Caz himself is giving the black bloke a thumbs up but he has removed that from his thumbnail, suggesting he was trying to deceive the man.
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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theophite.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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urbanlandrent.bsky.social
The episodes with agribusiness guys are always like this lol

They had a cattle rancher on a week or two ago who blamed “market manipulation” for growing beef prices. The manipulation in question? Beef imports from other countries.
mtsw.bsky.social mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · Jun 2
One of the best Odd Lots in episodes is the one where they interview the Arizona farmer who defends the necessity of growing water-intensive crops in the desert, and midway through the interview, they ask him what crops his farm grows and the answer is "alfalfa for racehorses"
markgongloff.bsky.social Mark Gongloff @markgongloff.bsky.social · Jun 2
AI's water consumption is a problem for Arizona water. But a far, far bigger problem is our decision to grow water-intensive cow food in a desert

Gift link to my column for @opinion.bloomberg.com

www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
6 Panel Comic Panel 1: A Purple Dude and a Green Dude in an electronics shop. The Purple Dude is holding a box containing a new laptop. Purple Dude: You’re all set. Here’s your new AI laptop and your guy. Green Dude: My what? Panel 2: A severe looking Red Dude in cap and shades has appeared behind Green Dude. Purple Dude: Your guy. Every new AI laptop comes with a guy. Panel 3: Green Dude is back at home. We see him through the window working at his new laptop. Panel 4: Interior of kitchen. Green Dude continues to work at his laptop. The Red Dude is standing next to him. Panel 5: Close up of laptop screen. Green Dude is about to turn off the AI features. Panel 6: Red Dude produces a gun and presses it to Green Dude’s temple. He hisses: Don’t you fucking dare.
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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jesuszilla.bsky.social
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose. Followed by a picture of a propane tank strapped to a bicycle
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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tomflood.bsky.social
Home Alone could've had a very different ending if it was made more recently.
Image 1 is of Kevin from Home Alone film walking in front of a work van being driven. Image two is a child in front of a large pick up truck.
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social hey "nice" long flowing beard haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is Heavenly Lord Guan Yu from the 2000 years of veneration] oh fuck September 17, 2023 at 1:32 PM
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM