Elder Millenial
@eldermillennial.bsky.social
Cat, coffee, and comedy enjoyer
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
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Pete fucking hegsath went to a republican women's convention with rape drugs in his pocket & now everyone is surprised he's a sociopath.
"Well, sure he's a rapist, but we didn't think he was also a murderer." Ppl who voted to confirm him.
"Well, sure he's a rapist, but we didn't think he was also a murderer." Ppl who voted to confirm him.
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Pete fucking hegsath went to a republican women's convention with rape drugs in his pocket & now everyone is surprised he's a sociopath.
"Well, sure he's a rapist, but we didn't think he was also a murderer." Ppl who voted to confirm him.
"Well, sure he's a rapist, but we didn't think he was also a murderer." Ppl who voted to confirm him.
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I can only think of one person for whom this is true and it’s Stephen Miller, who for some reason will not rest till the US reproduces the violent xenophobia that made his and my ancestors flee eastern Europe. The rest of his family seems normal, though
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I can only think of one person for whom this is true and it’s Stephen Miller, who for some reason will not rest till the US reproduces the violent xenophobia that made his and my ancestors flee eastern Europe. The rest of his family seems normal, though
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If you’re going to celebrate today please don historically accurate garb: a hungry face of entitlement, the will to bitchslap a child if it means a chance for a free toaster, and sensible shoes.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If you’re going to celebrate today please don historically accurate garb: a hungry face of entitlement, the will to bitchslap a child if it means a chance for a free toaster, and sensible shoes.
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I don’t carry a condom in my wallet, I have one of those moist towelettes. The odds are much better that I get my hands on some chicken wings than of getting laid.
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I don’t carry a condom in my wallet, I have one of those moist towelettes. The odds are much better that I get my hands on some chicken wings than of getting laid.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Local free bookstore hosted a typewriter-enthusiasts group. Got to go in and touch a bunch of typewriters from through the ages. The amount of spelling correction I've done in this post alone would make me swear off writing forever.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Local free bookstore hosted a typewriter-enthusiasts group. Got to go in and touch a bunch of typewriters from through the ages. The amount of spelling correction I've done in this post alone would make me swear off writing forever.
I cannot rave enough about The Seance of Blake Manor. Had me absolutely obsessed from the start. Finished yesterday, about 18 hours for what I would call the 'best' ending. 10/10, GOTY shortlister for sure.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I cannot rave enough about The Seance of Blake Manor. Had me absolutely obsessed from the start. Finished yesterday, about 18 hours for what I would call the 'best' ending. 10/10, GOTY shortlister for sure.
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Is this platform still against using multiple slurp juices on a single ape, or has it realised that this is something we're all going to be doing by 2023?
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Is this platform still against using multiple slurp juices on a single ape, or has it realised that this is something we're all going to be doing by 2023?
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Every bit of this only reinforces Joyce Carol Oates’ absolute roast of Elon Musk as fundamentally lacking in the ability to enjoy anything normally human. “I built a tool that can insult people in a social setting better than anything ever invented” is a real personal tell.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every bit of this only reinforces Joyce Carol Oates’ absolute roast of Elon Musk as fundamentally lacking in the ability to enjoy anything normally human. “I built a tool that can insult people in a social setting better than anything ever invented” is a real personal tell.
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
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It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
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When news media share Homeland Security's version of incidents during immigration enforcement, they need to remind the public that the feds have been caught lying repeatedly about what happened.
"Homeland Security, whose accounts of past incidents have often been proven untrue, said today ..."
"Homeland Security, whose accounts of past incidents have often been proven untrue, said today ..."
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When news media share Homeland Security's version of incidents during immigration enforcement, they need to remind the public that the feds have been caught lying repeatedly about what happened.
"Homeland Security, whose accounts of past incidents have often been proven untrue, said today ..."
"Homeland Security, whose accounts of past incidents have often been proven untrue, said today ..."
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An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.
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No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
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This Sunday’s SPONTANEANATION LIVE is sold out! So we simply have to stream the sumbitch!
Sunday November 23rd @ 7:30pm Pacific
STREAM: bit.ly/spontstream25
Sunday November 23rd @ 7:30pm Pacific
STREAM: bit.ly/spontstream25
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This Sunday’s SPONTANEANATION LIVE is sold out! So we simply have to stream the sumbitch!
Sunday November 23rd @ 7:30pm Pacific
STREAM: bit.ly/spontstream25
Sunday November 23rd @ 7:30pm Pacific
STREAM: bit.ly/spontstream25
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"When IT HAPPENS, it will probably be FEELING. Just a huge, overwhelming sense of FEELING, the kind where you didn’t even realize how starved you were for FEELING. Punctuated with alternating waves of SECOND FEELING, as well as SENSATION."
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
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November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"When IT HAPPENS, it will probably be FEELING. Just a huge, overwhelming sense of FEELING, the kind where you didn’t even realize how starved you were for FEELING. Punctuated with alternating waves of SECOND FEELING, as well as SENSATION."
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Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Don't do any of this.
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
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New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
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Nothing says "not gay" like posting pictures of you with your much younger wife who married you for money, picking fights with your (now ex) white girl bestie, and canceling your day so you can crash out to the phantom soundtrack before dramatically flying off to your gold-encrusted florida estate.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nothing says "not gay" like posting pictures of you with your much younger wife who married you for money, picking fights with your (now ex) white girl bestie, and canceling your day so you can crash out to the phantom soundtrack before dramatically flying off to your gold-encrusted florida estate.
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No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.