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edoornek.bsky.social
Arctic Giantess
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · Sep 12
It’s good to know that if I ever suddenly and tragically become the subject of media attention, the best they will be able to glean from my online presence is “Facebook Marketplace power user” or “frequent contributor to r/succulents”
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
edoornek.bsky.social
This would 100% work. I’ve had incredible conversations with dudes at bar book swaps
funkelly.bsky.social Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 1d
speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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bbkittyfck.bsky.social
Another impossible beauty standard
A mannequin with a feminine body wearing a gray airline dress with orange dots and a unicorn head. The pose is standing straight, looking down at you and it is a bit ominous feeling.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
edoornek.bsky.social
More deviled egg than woman
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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ryanoconnell79.bsky.social
Big day for fixins, kid
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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timgaedke.com
look at him go
scribble art of Ragost cooking up a meal
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Communist burger restaurant called The Hammer and Pickle
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
just watched a video where a zookeeper examines a beluga whale to make sure they're healthy and realized I get less healthcare than a zoo animal AND less free fish
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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ceej.online
there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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lolennui.bsky.social
Sorry pie haters I couldn’t hear you over the symphony of god’s light
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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rincewind.run
my take on Food Discourse is that it's always ridiculous but it's also nice to be fighting about dumb internet shit again instead of dealing with Oppressive Despair all the time so please keep posting your bad takes
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
edoornek.bsky.social
Pie is goated because it is a symphony of contrasts: crispy/flaky crust, sweet and sour fruits, custardy or silky creaminess, warming spices, nuts, and often a vehicle for whipped cream/ice cream. Cheesecake plays one, maybe two, notes loudly and boringly. Sorry about your baby palate.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
Gm
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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actioncookbook.com
blessed text
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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douglasmack.bsky.social
Not that you asked, but here's a thread of intriguing (real!) food facts to amuse/bore your friends and family.

Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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pattymo.com
Man, Spanish really whooped English’s ass with “por supuesto” for “of course”
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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hamiltonnolan.bsky.social
All of the Pittsburgh journalists who stayed on strike for three years are heroes. Salute.
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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jowolff.bsky.social
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
i have something to say
a white man holding a garfield phone saying “go to hell”
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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muffinlab.bsky.social
the secret underwater lives of waves
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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apeslion.bsky.social
🐦‍⬛
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
This guy fucking rules. I need to throw a lasagna party.
aklingus.bsky.social A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 3d
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
•*• Funny-Presence4228 LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party Food & Drink I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this. The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better. Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often. Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess. Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
edoornek.bsky.social
In the baseball justice system, the people are represented by two separate, but equally important, groups: the defense, who pitch and field; and the offense, who go to bat and run the bases. These are their stories.

*Dun dun*
vrunt.social nate @vrunt.social · Jul 29
in a way, baseball is like two parallel asymmetrical games
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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catbus.phd
posting this on the gate
sign reading take only screenshots leave only bangers
August 19, 2024 at 2:06 PM
edoornek.bsky.social
I will repost this every damn time, it deserves so much more. Probably got a million people to watch Barry Lyndon for the first time (me included).
spaenydoll.bsky.social ‎ً @spaenydoll.bsky.social · Nov 15
the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.

barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM