Dumbdum
@dumbdum.bsky.social
We do it for decoration. That’s it and that’s all man.
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Apart from Jesus, I'm deeply troubled by the lack of Americans in the Bible. I'm sorry to bring this up again but it's undermining my faith.
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Apart from Jesus, I'm deeply troubled by the lack of Americans in the Bible. I'm sorry to bring this up again but it's undermining my faith.
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bitch i have moderate to severe everything
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
bitch i have moderate to severe everything
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installed a new hand-crank pencil sharpener in my basement please reskeet
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
installed a new hand-crank pencil sharpener in my basement please reskeet
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Social media pitch to potential advertisers: "our user base will be unemployable nazis, rapists, grifters, and social misfits."
Guy Who Makes Pillows: but will they need pillows?
Guy Who Makes Pillows: but will they need pillows?
December 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Social media pitch to potential advertisers: "our user base will be unemployable nazis, rapists, grifters, and social misfits."
Guy Who Makes Pillows: but will they need pillows?
Guy Who Makes Pillows: but will they need pillows?
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Before social media I just used to shout at a typewriter
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Before social media I just used to shout at a typewriter
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Sure, go ahead and live rent free in my head but know that the fridge is leaking freon there and I'm not quite sure what that smell coming from under the bathroom sink is.
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sure, go ahead and live rent free in my head but know that the fridge is leaking freon there and I'm not quite sure what that smell coming from under the bathroom sink is.
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five Frankensteins stitched together into one mega Frank
December 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
five Frankensteins stitched together into one mega Frank
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When I get a headache I take two aspirin and Keep away from children. Just like the bottle says.
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
When I get a headache I take two aspirin and Keep away from children. Just like the bottle says.
Epitaph:
Probably should have pee’d before I left
Probably should have pee’d before I left
December 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Epitaph:
Probably should have pee’d before I left
Probably should have pee’d before I left
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*unplugs grandpas ventilator to plug in my vape
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
*unplugs grandpas ventilator to plug in my vape
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In hindsight, it was a mistake to bring my family to Murder Island
August 2, 2024 at 3:52 AM
In hindsight, it was a mistake to bring my family to Murder Island
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"Hello Sharks. Imagine a vaccine that can cure measles."
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
"Hello Sharks. Imagine a vaccine that can cure measles."
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ME: Can you show me how to make jelly?
WIFE: K. Why?
ME: *turns to face camera* No, just the regular stuff.
WIFE: K. Why?
ME: *turns to face camera* No, just the regular stuff.
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
ME: Can you show me how to make jelly?
WIFE: K. Why?
ME: *turns to face camera* No, just the regular stuff.
WIFE: K. Why?
ME: *turns to face camera* No, just the regular stuff.
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Scheduled my birthday dinner for 4pm so there is much more time for crying.
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Scheduled my birthday dinner for 4pm so there is much more time for crying.
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I still have a glovebox full of Bed Bath and Beyond coupons. Hope springs eternal.
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I still have a glovebox full of Bed Bath and Beyond coupons. Hope springs eternal.
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Your honor the boys were back in town
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Your honor the boys were back in town
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As I walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death, I can’t help thinking this was a really bad idea
December 21, 2024 at 6:46 PM
As I walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death, I can’t help thinking this was a really bad idea
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feeling tired all the time? try exercise! you'll feel just as tired and lose an hour doing it. what's not to love?
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
feeling tired all the time? try exercise! you'll feel just as tired and lose an hour doing it. what's not to love?
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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the benny hill theme song stays on during sex
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the benny hill theme song stays on during sex
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I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi
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[george michael voice] last christmas i gave you $20 to go walk around for a while while i fucked your mom
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
[george michael voice] last christmas i gave you $20 to go walk around for a while while i fucked your mom
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Got pulled over for eating a plate of fettuccine alfredo behind the wheel again.
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Got pulled over for eating a plate of fettuccine alfredo behind the wheel again.