Exile in Guyrule
@dinnervan.bsky.social
He/him/miserable little pile of secrets. Magnesium based lifeform.
Art lead and flesh body at https://linktr.ee/fightopera
Art lead and flesh body at https://linktr.ee/fightopera
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
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…😤😤😤
Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.
B E H O L D :
“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.
B E H O L D :
“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
…😤😤😤
Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.
B E H O L D :
“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.
B E H O L D :
“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
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it’s called BALL CHEESE
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
it’s called BALL CHEESE
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
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he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
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We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
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If you say "Bah, humbug" to Christmas, you may be visited by three ghosts, each with an important lesson to teach.
If you say "Bah, humbug" to Hanukkah, Judah Maccabee's gonna come teach you a lesson personally
If you say "Bah, humbug" to Hanukkah, Judah Maccabee's gonna come teach you a lesson personally
Hanukkah already has a mascot: Judah Maccabee, the friendly violent religious extremist
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you say "Bah, humbug" to Christmas, you may be visited by three ghosts, each with an important lesson to teach.
If you say "Bah, humbug" to Hanukkah, Judah Maccabee's gonna come teach you a lesson personally
If you say "Bah, humbug" to Hanukkah, Judah Maccabee's gonna come teach you a lesson personally
Thanksgiving. Tip: it's important not to show up to someone else's Thanksgiving dinner empty-handed. Try bringing a whole raw yellow onion. Thanksgiving needs a lot of onions!
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Thanksgiving. Tip: it's important not to show up to someone else's Thanksgiving dinner empty-handed. Try bringing a whole raw yellow onion. Thanksgiving needs a lot of onions!
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GET GARDASIL'D, KIDS (by which i mean elder millennials)
Not enough pro vax people under 45 know they can still get this vax and it's wild.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
GET GARDASIL'D, KIDS (by which i mean elder millennials)
Girl dinner? No this is admiral dinner, I'm eating tinned fish and smoking a pipe, praying for steady winds and calm seas.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Girl dinner? No this is admiral dinner, I'm eating tinned fish and smoking a pipe, praying for steady winds and calm seas.
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how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
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My mom is absolutely roasting my dad over an Instagram video and she just hollered: "TOMMY, it's EH-AYE, a CAT can't work at STARBUCKS"
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My mom is absolutely roasting my dad over an Instagram video and she just hollered: "TOMMY, it's EH-AYE, a CAT can't work at STARBUCKS"
mother, i want to be c l e a n
I bleached the countertops in preparation for the Thursdaymeal cooking marathon. Went to take a shower before my family gets here.
Came back to the kitchen and
Came back to the kitchen and
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
mother, i want to be c l e a n
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Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
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Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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The Napier Deltic was humanity's most strongly Toblerone Shaped locomotive prime mover. It served with distinction on British railways from 1961 to 1980.
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Napier Deltic was humanity's most strongly Toblerone Shaped locomotive prime mover. It served with distinction on British railways from 1961 to 1980.
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
you say that now, wait until someone needs a jar opened
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
you say that now, wait until someone needs a jar opened