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more orcas, fewer yachts Seattle he/him
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it's an honor just to be selected for the antifa practice squad
in addition to the environmental impact, the cost would make it infeasible for any real commercial passenger or cargo usage.

they're hoping for lucrative military contracts. even if it was never used "for real" there would be a steady stream of income from training flights and maintenance contracts
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fujoshi.bsky.social
the ASUS ROG Ally is the official gaming console of the Los Angeles Dodgers
hopefully one day Canada will have a baseball team of their own. I'd love to see the Winnipeg Pegs or the Vancouver Film Producers get a shot to play in the big leagues
this infographic but add "came in fluffer - $100T"

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NVIDIA and OpenAi:

Concerns that their “increasingly complex and interconnected web of business transactions is artificially propping up the trillion-dollar AI boom.“

@bloomberg.com $NVDA 👀
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you keep saying my diaper is full but obviously it's only three-quarters full. why are you trying to censor me?
I liked the overall message, that humans were excited to learn that aliens exist, but the aliens didn't give a single shit about humans or Earth, probably didn't even know we were here. our sun was just a navigational waypoint.

also don't forget about the microgravity hang-gliding
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The teams have stopped play and have joined each other on the field to sing Christmas carols
they should give you a wristband if you're not driving and let you drink the whole game
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let he who has never shot up a bank because some sunglasses told you the bank tellers were all aliens cast the first stone
back in Thomas Jefferson's day you could only quarter soldiers a few at a time. they couldn't possibly have conceived of a building that could house hundreds of soldiers simultaneously

we need to ban high-capacity barracks
the problem with the Human Centipede is that it was too linear
raaleh.bsky.social
… and then the agent says, “wow that’s quite an act, but what do you call it?”
oh hell yeah, this slaps

going back to rebel songs, you've probably already heard Chumbawamba's album of them, but if not these are all incredible:

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English Rebel Songs: 1381 - 1984 - YouTube
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we need an alternate timeline Rambo Cinematic Universe

Guy Kills Cops Who Deserve It 8: This One Is In Space Somehow?
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Fuck Gavin Newsom. No I'm not voting for him.
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Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
Newsom will lose. even if you have no principles and all you want is Warm Body (D) in office, you should still oppose Newsom.

Democrats have tried this "let's campaign like a Diet Republican" shit already. it doesn't work. it's a loser strategy for losers.
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I'm impressed that the head of moderation has managed to fit both the awfulness of "we run every image posted here through some LLM bullshit" and "oh yeah our auto mod confuses disabled people for pornography *shrug* if just does that I guess" into the same post
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It's an automated system, so unfortunately this is an error that gets made surprisingly often with prosthetics.
we here at BlueSky are excited to announce we've built the Fully Automated Discrimination Against Disabled People system from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Do Fully Automated Discrimination Against Disabled People
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It's an automated system, so unfortunately this is an error that gets made surprisingly often with prosthetics.
ew but then your whole body would be Wet
my favorite thing about that one is that before he started talking about 9/11, the original question was asking him to sum up the year in one word and his answer was "New York"

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NYC mayor's bizarre interview answer
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