stunt nuts
@decafbeef.bsky.social
more orcas, fewer yachts
Seattle
he/him
Seattle
he/him
give her the nuclear launch codes
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
give her the nuclear launch codes
judging by the podcast ads I get served, I'm a Spanish-speaking military veteran going through menopause
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
judging by the podcast ads I get served, I'm a Spanish-speaking military veteran going through menopause
the explanatory power of "everyone is 12" remains undefeated
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
the explanatory power of "everyone is 12" remains undefeated
I suspect part of the year long delay is that he tried to sell it as a book and got laughed at.
I doubt a paywalled substack was his primary plan. seems much more likely a backup option.
I doubt a paywalled substack was his primary plan. seems much more likely a backup option.
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I suspect part of the year long delay is that he tried to sell it as a book and got laughed at.
I doubt a paywalled substack was his primary plan. seems much more likely a backup option.
I doubt a paywalled substack was his primary plan. seems much more likely a backup option.
look, if I want to buy my nephew 500 smoke detectors and a textbook on nuclear physics as a Christmas present, that's my right as an American.
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
look, if I want to buy my nephew 500 smoke detectors and a textbook on nuclear physics as a Christmas present, that's my right as an American.
I'm the strangely oversized 2nd toilet in the coat bath
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'm the strangely oversized 2nd toilet in the coat bath
in their minds, public transit is for poor people, and they don't want their tax money being spent on poor people.
if there's traffic congestion in NYC, they should simply add more lanes to Manhattan streets. I assume that's easy to do and will not be looking into it further.
if there's traffic congestion in NYC, they should simply add more lanes to Manhattan streets. I assume that's easy to do and will not be looking into it further.
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
in their minds, public transit is for poor people, and they don't want their tax money being spent on poor people.
if there's traffic congestion in NYC, they should simply add more lanes to Manhattan streets. I assume that's easy to do and will not be looking into it further.
if there's traffic congestion in NYC, they should simply add more lanes to Manhattan streets. I assume that's easy to do and will not be looking into it further.
new perpetual stew just dropped @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
new perpetual stew just dropped @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
it's only Groverhaus if it comes from a Colonel (honorary) in the Great Dismal Swamp. everything else is sparkling melted vinyl siding.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
it's only Groverhaus if it comes from a Colonel (honorary) in the Great Dismal Swamp. everything else is sparkling melted vinyl siding.
that's Port Townsend. on the right at the very beginning you can see the Navy crane on Indian Island.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
that's Port Townsend. on the right at the very beginning you can see the Navy crane on Indian Island.
a trick I learned from my grandma is freezing chicken stock into ice cube trays, then stuffing the turkey with them before it goes into the oil.
I miss her so much. she died in a house fire a few years ago, right around this time of year.
I miss her so much. she died in a house fire a few years ago, right around this time of year.
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
a trick I learned from my grandma is freezing chicken stock into ice cube trays, then stuffing the turkey with them before it goes into the oil.
I miss her so much. she died in a house fire a few years ago, right around this time of year.
I miss her so much. she died in a house fire a few years ago, right around this time of year.
I was born & raised in the SFB Area
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I was born & raised in the SFB Area
dontal plan
Lisa needs broces
Lisa needs broces
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
dontal plan
Lisa needs broces
Lisa needs broces
"we have built the Surveillance Orbs from the classic George Orwell book Huh, It Seems Like It Would Suck To Have Surveillance Orbs Everywhere"
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"we have built the Surveillance Orbs from the classic George Orwell book Huh, It Seems Like It Would Suck To Have Surveillance Orbs Everywhere"
extremist position: round them up, fly them to The Hague, drop them off at the ICC
moderate position: round them up, fly them to The Hague, land the plane, drop them off at the ICC
moderate position: round them up, fly them to The Hague, land the plane, drop them off at the ICC
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
extremist position: round them up, fly them to The Hague, drop them off at the ICC
moderate position: round them up, fly them to The Hague, land the plane, drop them off at the ICC
moderate position: round them up, fly them to The Hague, land the plane, drop them off at the ICC
*Canadian Football League wants to know your location*
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
*Canadian Football League wants to know your location*
the people cry out for the "I dunno Peter, I think we have to cut this" tier on Patreon
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
the people cry out for the "I dunno Peter, I think we have to cut this" tier on Patreon
a baby born when the Switch 2 came out is now old enough to drink. (as long as it's milk, but still)
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
a baby born when the Switch 2 came out is now old enough to drink. (as long as it's milk, but still)
for movies, watch all the James Bond movies, in chronological order, and listen to the Kill James Bond podcast episode after each one. the movies are all terrible, but listening to KJB make fun of them makes watching them tolerable.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
for movies, watch all the James Bond movies, in chronological order, and listen to the Kill James Bond podcast episode after each one. the movies are all terrible, but listening to KJB make fun of them makes watching them tolerable.
my go-to recommendation for "I want something long and engrossing to read" is Peter F. Hamilton's Commonwealth Saga. the original duology (Pandora's Star and Judas Unchained) is almost 2000 pages. the Void trilogy (set in the same universe) adds on another 2000. well-written and not at all a slog.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
my go-to recommendation for "I want something long and engrossing to read" is Peter F. Hamilton's Commonwealth Saga. the original duology (Pandora's Star and Judas Unchained) is almost 2000 pages. the Void trilogy (set in the same universe) adds on another 2000. well-written and not at all a slog.