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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Are we bringing back Indulgences to save our AI relatives
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I know the world is shit and all but my friend is gonna be a dad and I couldn’t be happier for him. Every now and then finding joy can be easy.
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Having an LA Fitness basketball court to myself on a Sunday feels weird.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I will also add:

I can do this for evictions in Illinois too, if SNAP benefits being cut off or the government shutdown means you can't make rent.
If you're arrested in Illinois for the means by which you acquire food for your family because of the government shutdown or loss of SNAP benefits, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Absolutely the fuck not. Anyone who approves a bailout for this fraud of a company should never been given any responsibility ever again.
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sandwich still in wrapper? Throw the charges in the crapper.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Getting laid off sucks so much.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Abolish and Jail ICE.
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Land doesn't vote.
People do.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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there are more people currently in us prisons than were ever held in soviet gulags
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This optimism is contagious and needs to be shared.
I logged back in on my phone to be here for this

I love all of you people

We are going to build lives worth living, in communities and states worth living in, in a country worth living in, in a world worth living in
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
🍻🎉
the first muslim woman being elected to statewide office (in any state!) the day dick cheney died is beautiful
BREAKING:

NBC News projects: Ghazala Hashmi (D) wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor. Democrat Gain.
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Damn, poor Newsom missed out on his next podcast guest, Cheney.
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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As a professional underwater hockey player I have to run a lot of wiring through the ceiling to power my Furby army. It’s a simple life.
i've decided to just start outright lying whenever i want to talk about work, but a different lie every time. things at the auto body shop are going great. i love my job selling vacuums door to door. being a shepherd in the himalayas really suits me
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Obviously no notes
This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I really love this Vincent Van Gogh quote:

"To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace."

No romanticizing the starving artist. Van Gogh said UBI all the way.
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM