josh
@cohete.bsky.social
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he/him brown and queer 🏳️‍🌈 seattle perpetual hobbyist, lefty goofball, writer, runner, lover of time loops married + polyam Black and trans lives will always matter palestine 🇵🇸 will be free please be 21+ to follow
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i call it extra-marital sex because it’s like a fun little bonus
i’m deleting my account tonight
nobody makes me laugh out loud like you do
what about just sipping it out of the container or from a shotglass
betrayers all around me i see
besties today did NOT like when i called buttermilk “sour cream water”
i guess now we can all hide in daddy’s foreskin when we hear a loud noise outside
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During Thanksgiving and holidays, people want to do food drives where they collect canned goods etc... and I really would love to offer that food banks need MONEY so if you can collect and donate MONEY please do that. They can then use those funds to purchase what's needed AT DISCOUNTS.
you can put me down twice 🥴🥴🥴
how many we got so far i got nowhere to sit
found my breakfast and my seat
happy birthday!! offering to blow out this candle
this could be a podcast
the funny this is, hearing my own name feels weird to me
can i stand by it too?
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me: no kings!

waiter: (disgusted) even drag?
had a surprise threesome with a guy named Josh once
idk i eat old wine barrels like they’re ribs
came for the blog, stayed bc i’m not a cop 🤗
“you know me too well” time to start lying
wowowow!! gorgeous
gorgeous! wishing i was light
damn it see you had me again at “lesbian Columbo”
for once in my life i’d like to live in a place where the bathroom door doesn’t swing back open if you close the door without latching it