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josh
@cohete.bsky.social
he/him brown and queer 🏳️‍🌈 seattle
perpetual hobbyist, lefty goofball, writer, runner, lover of time loops
married + polyam
🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
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i call it extra-marital sex because it’s like a fun little bonus
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So put away that meat you’re selling
'Cause I do know what’s good for me
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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People in 1848-1855
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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the hive:
I am inside your mind
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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pearl necklace harbor day
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I’m sorry you can’t handle the unknown, but im using it as a vibrator
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
rouge knees why
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
ok what am i supposed to call it
timing the vacuuming of the apartment so we don’t shed too much before guests come over
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
timing the vacuuming of the apartment so we don’t shed too much before guests come over
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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if he was attracted to all genders he would be known as Panta Claus
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Top 25 holiday gifts to get for your friend who has achieved Bodhisattva status and is free from attachment to material things (affiliate link)
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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American fascism is fully functioning as intended.

The ethnic cleansing of America is accelerating
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”

www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
carkeek park may not be the prettiest park in the system. and its trails may be super muddy. and it may smell bad. but at least it’s a park i barely got lost in today
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i gotta hike in less athletic parts of the state, every time i try to piss another trail runner jumps out of nowhere
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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There is nothing more despicable than those who choose to do harm to their neighbors in return for a paycheck.

Such people will do anything—tell any lie, commit any atrocity, wrest children from their parents.

All humanity should band together against the mercenaries.

crimethinc.com/StandUptoICE
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
thankful there isn’t a feature on yelp to reply to customer questions. saw one person ask a butcher “do you sell turducken” and i said out loud “do it yourself, coward”
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."

youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Alt text is good for everyone! A lot of y'all are dropping pics of celebs and athletes just assuming we all know who they are... Even as a sighted person, I usually appreciate the extra info in alt text. But also, visually impaired people should be included for their own sake!
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Here’s my Wrapped for the year.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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yeah okay, enjoy your spotify wrappeds. if joe rogan wasnt enough to make you cancel,if them running their ICE ads wont make you cancel, if them not paying artists well also isnt enough for you to cancel...... iDK whats gonna convince you
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
wait are we not all frying shallots in olive oil tonight?
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I’m gonna get some mileage out of using this video!!
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
joined apple music in july so my replay is just this song/artist five times

youtu.be/fFJG3Sjgm7U?...
Art School Girlfriend - L.Y.A.T.T. (Official)
YouTube video by ArtSchoolGVEVO
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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General announcement- an oommf brought up this issue & I wanna cosign as this constantly happens to me.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry

girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM