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jamie (they/them)
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
truly one of the best shows I’ve ever seen
Sudan Archives tonight ❤️
February 15, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Sudan Archives tonight ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
guys on the apps are like “no married men” but i’m nonbinary so there is still a chance for me
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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H.R. 1 dedicated $45 BILLION to detention center expansion and we know that ICE/DHS is ACTIVELY trying to expand their detention capacity in the Seattle area.

That’s why I just introduced emergency legislation to institute a citywide moratorium to stop new or expanded detention centers in Seattle.
February 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Valentine’s Day is interesting for me because we live in a capitalist society that makes us focus on gifts and dinner reservations, but it’s really just about making fun of single people.
February 14, 2026 at 3:46 PM
anyone wanna be my valentine until my husband wakes up? i’m gonna be busy after that
February 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I’m going to play the Wuthering Heights soundtrack on a loop but I’ll never watch the movie.
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Seattle CM Rinck is introducing legislation that will prohibit all new and expanded jails and detention centers in Seattle for the period of one year.
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I forgot to mention on here I saw The Moment and I really liked it
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Review Finds Multiple Police Failures Preceded Violent Response to Counteprotests During Anti-LGBTQ Event in May

Police didn’t engage with community before the anti-LGBTQ event, weren’t familiar with Capitol Hill and its history, and referred to protesters as “transtifa,” the report found.
Review Finds Multiple Police Failures Preceded Violent Response to Counteprotests During Anti-LGBTQ Event in May - PubliCola
Police didn’t engage with community before the anti-LGBTQ event, weren’t familiar with Capitol Hill and its history, and referred to…
publicola.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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The Trump administration has announced it is targeting major LGBTQ+ healthcare centers, threatening to shut them down unless they stop providing trans youth care.

It appears to violate, at least in spirit, a court order in Oregon stopping them from doing this.

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Trump Administration Targets Major LGBTQ+ Health Care Centers In Latest Legal Attack
The administration has referred four clinics: Callen-Lorde, LA LGBT Center, The Institute for Family Health, and Whitman-Walker for investigation.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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I was today years old when I learned that in most other countries it's considered impolite to sit on the toilet side saddle, whereas in the united states it's a sign of respect
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I truly hate Seahawks fans today. Oh did your little team win? You wanna wear your pajamas in public?
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The new movie "The Bride" got its name from the fact that it makes you wanna get in a car and bride away when it is on.
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 AM
At this point CBS should rename the network and call it Cop Crave
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Bovino sent this email at 3:11 p.m. on Oct. 4.

This is what the scene looked like at 2:48 p.m. when the first group of feds made their exit. They gassed people again at 3:27 p.m.

So during this attack, Bovino congratulated his guy who kicked everything off by shooting a woman five times.
February 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
it’s so funny how I don’t know anything about housewives until they say something bigoted or when a ru girl does a bad impersonation.
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Tatiana Maslany I was not familiar with your game
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I started going to my first personal trainer about a month ago. It's too early for visible results but I am getting the mental / energy level changes.

So much of this is for vanity, but I don't trust myself not to get injured without direction.
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
divas I am dragging this morning
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Happy Janet Jackson Appreciation Day!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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You're ugly if you hated the half-time show sorry but it was for sexy people!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
i’m in a room full of at least 30 gay ppl and the screams that came out in the past 20 minutes >>>>>
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM