jamie (they/them)
@zerojokes.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
the thing about the statue falling in Brazil that I keep thinking about is why is that in a parking lot?
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the thing about the statue falling in Brazil that I keep thinking about is why is that in a parking lot?
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no
there are so many ideas, it's just that ceos are idiots
next question
there are so many ideas, it's just that ceos are idiots
next question
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
no
there are so many ideas, it's just that ceos are idiots
next question
there are so many ideas, it's just that ceos are idiots
next question
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reporting to calling absolute racist fascists drunks or junkies when NAZI is literally right is loser behavior.
if you think shit like narcan, testing strips, harm reduction in general are cool as fuck, then you could also shut your bitch ass up about using addiction history as a pejorative when you’re pissed at someone in power
trust me when i tell you: they’re terrible outside of the drugs
trust me when i tell you: they’re terrible outside of the drugs
i will gladly continue to catch blocks being cunty over this exact point
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
reporting to calling absolute racist fascists drunks or junkies when NAZI is literally right is loser behavior.
I talked to my therapist this morning, and I just figured out it’s my holiday season depression creeping in, actually
kinda hate men tonight but I think it’s just burnout from work creeping into my personal life
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I talked to my therapist this morning, and I just figured out it’s my holiday season depression creeping in, actually
My top 10 albums of 2025:
Marie Davidson - City of Clowns
Rosalía- Lux
keiyaA - hooke’s law
Nourished by Time - The Passionate Ones
FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
Sudan Archives - The BPM
Oklou - choke enough
Amaarae - BLACK STAR
Model/Actriz - Pirouette
Dijon - Baby
Marie Davidson - City of Clowns
Rosalía- Lux
keiyaA - hooke’s law
Nourished by Time - The Passionate Ones
FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
Sudan Archives - The BPM
Oklou - choke enough
Amaarae - BLACK STAR
Model/Actriz - Pirouette
Dijon - Baby
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My top 10 albums of 2025:
Marie Davidson - City of Clowns
Rosalía- Lux
keiyaA - hooke’s law
Nourished by Time - The Passionate Ones
FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
Sudan Archives - The BPM
Oklou - choke enough
Amaarae - BLACK STAR
Model/Actriz - Pirouette
Dijon - Baby
Marie Davidson - City of Clowns
Rosalía- Lux
keiyaA - hooke’s law
Nourished by Time - The Passionate Ones
FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
Sudan Archives - The BPM
Oklou - choke enough
Amaarae - BLACK STAR
Model/Actriz - Pirouette
Dijon - Baby
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I bought Teorema just to feel something
December 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I bought Teorema just to feel something
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I feel like if we just executed every adult man that has physically touched Jeffrey Epstein that's a lot more omelette than broken egg
In the interest of transparency, we will continue to release photos from the Epstein estate. We have released an additional 70+ photos sent to our Committee. More to come. See them using the link below. ⬇️
www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/fq3vn...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/fq3vn...
Dropbox
www.dropbox.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I feel like if we just executed every adult man that has physically touched Jeffrey Epstein that's a lot more omelette than broken egg
every character in WildC.A.T.s is nonbinary
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
every character in WildC.A.T.s is nonbinary
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Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
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Those of us on the academic and research side of countering fascism and authoritarianism have been trying to warn you this was always where this was going and that the republicans were building the intellectual infrastructure and state capacity to carry out the mass murder of their opposition.
White House Refuses to Rule Out Summary Executions of People on Its Secret Domestic Terrorist List
The Trump administration ignored questions about whether it would order the killings of those on its NSPM-7 list — even while answering our other queries.
theintercept.com/2025/12/12/t...
The Trump administration ignored questions about whether it would order the killings of those on its NSPM-7 list — even while answering our other queries.
theintercept.com/2025/12/12/t...
White House Refuses to Rule Out Summary Executions of People on Its Secret Domestic Terrorist List
The Trump administration ignored questions about whether it would order the killings of those on its NSPM-7 list — even while answering our other queries.
theintercept.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Those of us on the academic and research side of countering fascism and authoritarianism have been trying to warn you this was always where this was going and that the republicans were building the intellectual infrastructure and state capacity to carry out the mass murder of their opposition.
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This is why I say that the p*lice are defunding YOU
In all, taxpayers have spent more than $300M so far in 2025 to resolve lawsuits alleging Chicago police officers committed a wide range of misconduct, according to an analysis of city data by WTTW News.
The city budgeted just $82.5M to cover the cost of police misconduct lawsuits.
The city budgeted just $82.5M to cover the cost of police misconduct lawsuits.
Since the start of the year, Chicago taxpayers spent $204.6 million to resolve lawsuits brought by 22 people wrongfully convicted based on evidence gathered by the Chicago Police Department, according to an analysis of city data by WTTW News.
https://to.wttw.com/48PCrlM
https://to.wttw.com/48PCrlM
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is why I say that the p*lice are defunding YOU
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The color of the sky in Seattle is dark gray #acafab
![2025-12-12 11:55:00 #acafab dark gray | [#acafab - 30%] [#b4b7b1 - 26%] [#c6c9c7 - 24%] [#c3c5c0 - 10%] [#bfc2bb - 7%] [#bec1be - 2%]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ohjjzadgzeub2ffc5agg7k4z/bafkreih6qycoeyiesostehz4mpc3kcxejklahbssukpw5h7dqgx2gf2cvy@jpeg)
December 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The color of the sky in Seattle is dark gray #acafab
sexually active listener
December 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
sexually active listener
tumblr is so funny like why are you thirsting over a photo that was posted during Obama’s second term
December 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
tumblr is so funny like why are you thirsting over a photo that was posted during Obama’s second term
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This is 'let's circle back in the new year' o'clock.
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This is 'let's circle back in the new year' o'clock.
kinda hate men tonight but I think it’s just burnout from work creeping into my personal life
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
kinda hate men tonight but I think it’s just burnout from work creeping into my personal life
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FBI OPS DIRECTOR: Antifa - that's our primary concern right now. CONGRESS: Where is Antifa headquartered?
FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.
CONGRESS: What does that mean?
FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.
CONGRESS: What does that mean?
FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
FBI OPS DIRECTOR: Antifa - that's our primary concern right now. CONGRESS: Where is Antifa headquartered?
FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.
CONGRESS: What does that mean?
FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.
CONGRESS: What does that mean?
FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
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i was going to make a joke about my foot but it was beneath me
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i was going to make a joke about my foot but it was beneath me
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Congratulations you fucking morons
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Congratulations you fucking morons
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One of the great rewards of being a local social media institution is interacting with our fans.
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
One of the great rewards of being a local social media institution is interacting with our fans.
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I know they’re not really sitting on that beam but the world would immediately be a better place if they fell to their deaths
This year, Time is recognizing how artificial intelligence is influencing our lives, for better or for worse, in their Person of the Year cover.
Time unveils its 2025 Person of the Year: A group dubbed 'architects of AI'
The magazine is recognizing how artificial intelligence is influencing our lives, for better or for worse.
nbcnews.to
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I know they’re not really sitting on that beam but the world would immediately be a better place if they fell to their deaths
why I don’t vote blue no matter who pt. 2,999,789
As Trump drags us into an Iraq-style war in Venezuela, 312 members of the House — including 115 Democrats — just voted to authorize over $900 billion in military spending.
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
why I don’t vote blue no matter who pt. 2,999,789
i’m gonna kill myself the minute I’m asked for ID for porn on the internet. like that’s what the internet is for, don’t take it from me.
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i’m gonna kill myself the minute I’m asked for ID for porn on the internet. like that’s what the internet is for, don’t take it from me.