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zerojokes.bsky.social
jamie (they/them)
@zerojokes.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
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zerojokes.bsky.social
long distance flight edition
movie posters for MISSION IMPOSSIBLE (1996) - 3 stars MOONSTRUCK (1987) - 5 stars NO RESERVATIONS (2007) - 3 stars CRAZY STUPID LOVE (2011) - 1.5 stars
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
oh yeah
Brno, Czech Republic Brno, Czech Republic Brno, Czech Republic Brno, Czech Republic
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
arty gay shit
a photo of me standing in front of a reflective piece of art in the MUMOK museum. I’m wearing all black and i’m holding my phone.
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
part 2
The façade of the Vienna City Hall the tiled roof of St. Stephen's Cathedral Schönbrunn Palace Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette by Vincent van Gogh (found in the Albertine)
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
Basically all I’ve done in Vienna so far is take in as much art and architecture as I can.
the austrian national library. The Prunksaal is the central structure of the old imperial library and part of the Hofburg palace. In this photo is a statue in the center, surrounded by two floors of wooden bookshelves and frescoes. an exterior shot of a building. the wall facing the camera includes a painting of a face in blue tones upside down. chandelier and paintings inside the great gallery in Schönbrunn Palace a piece of art at MUMOK of 7 figures wrapped in black cloth sitting in front of a grey abstract painting.
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
same energy: www.thepinknews.com/wp-content/u...
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
goon???
large letters that say GO ON
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
zerojokes.bsky.social
a fake campaign ad using the zohran mamdani fonts that reads “Stay away from jazz and liquor and the men who play for fun”
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
1. palace intrigue without intrigue
2. a perfect movie slightly ruined by Michael Douglas
3. great makeup, meh movie
4. precious indie comedies from the 2000s borrowed a lot of ideas from this
movie posters for HEDDA (2025) BASIC INSTINCT (1992) THE WITCHES (1990) HAROLD AND MAUDE (1971)
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
here are my fetishes and kinks. you should share yours too.

(also body types not filled in because that’s not really important to me)
an illustration of empty poppers bottles with direction to fill them with the level of interest in each kink the bottle represents. this is the version with my interests identified. Most interests in body worship, breeding, oral, cuck, nipple play, and threesome/group. an illustration of empty poppers bottles with direction to fill them with the level of interest in each kink the bottle represents. this is the template image.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
best building in Seattle and it’s not even close
the main atrium of the central Seattle Public Library The red meeting rooms in the central Seattle Public Library
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
hmm I wonder why I’m feeling cold?
a photo of me sitting on a green sofa with my shirt off.
October 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
jame acting normal / jamie acting slutty
a photo of me holding my phone above me. i’m wearing a black sweatshirt. I have a hand behind my head, and I’m sitting in an office chair with a rug underneath me. a photo of me holding my phone above me. i’m wearing a black sweatshirt, but I’m holding it up exposing my chest and belly. I’m sitting in an office chair with a rug underneath me.
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
in case y’all wanna follow along
advertisement for my movie party with the schedule included ONIBABA ARMY OF DARKNESS SALOUM SOCIETY POSSESSION
October 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
happy 9 years married + 13 years together. I love you @cohete.bsky.social
a photo of me kissing my husband on the cheek a photo of me and my husband looking at the camera and smiling.
October 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
a list of movies with the first letter of each title spelling out my name (jamie.) Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975) Anthem (1992) Moonstruck (1987) Irma Vep (1996) Elevator to the Gallows (1958)
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
zerojokes.bsky.social
Misfortune
awaits
lucky you
a wendy’s road sign with text that says MISFORTUNE AWAITS LUCKY YOU
September 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
zerojokes.bsky.social
I arrived in Seattle 10 years ago today!

While my life here started off pretty rough, I am glad I took a risk (and the massive debt) to leave my hometown in Atlanta. The past decade in the emerald city has been the best of my life so far.
a view of the city of Seattle at sunset.
September 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
Yeah I like Chicago that much
a map of the united states with 5 categories of preference which states I'd live in. The only states that I absolutely would live in or I'd be willing to live in are Washington, Oregon, California, and Illinois.
September 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
there is a fish inside of it that moves too
September 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
zerojokes.bsky.social
Baby’s first visit to Cannonball Arts
a photo of me wearing a black button up and metal chain necklace. i’m standing in front of a green and brown painted wall. a series of thin light fixtures hanging from the ceiling an art piece called LEVIATHAN which is a suspended fabric sculpture of a whale skeleton a series of metal frames with green, yellow, and red glass panes scattered within the shot
September 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
zerojokes.bsky.social
got my hair cut so here is some bear face
a person with a mustache is wearing black earrings, a chain necklace, and a black tank top. they are sitting in front of a bookshelf.
August 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
I realized seeing Trent live was a ‘classic rock’ moment for me since I’ve been a fan for 30 years
August 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
happy sunday! please don’t tell the goth counsel i’m wearing yellow today
a photo of me wearing a yellow tank. a blurred bookshelf and painting is in the background.
August 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
zerojokes.bsky.social
It’s the future of city living
August 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM