jamie (they/them)
@zerojokes.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
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Counterpoint, you don't owe your family anything. If they suck, screw 'em. There are plenty of tables that aren't surrounded by humanity's buttholes. Life is too short to believe people are owed your time because of "blood" or whatever.
Guest essayist, your TV-addled meemaw who will be serving Thanksgiving dinner on a commemorative Riley Gaines plate to a lot of empty chairs
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Counterpoint, you don't owe your family anything. If they suck, screw 'em. There are plenty of tables that aren't surrounded by humanity's buttholes. Life is too short to believe people are owed your time because of "blood" or whatever.
4 day weekend starts now lfg
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
4 day weekend starts now lfg
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Gates Foundation IP maximalism killed a ton of people when pepfar and HIV prevention was spinning up but that was long enough ago that it's forgotten now :)
Gates insistence on prioritizing intellectual property rights before distributing the COVID vaccine definitely resulted in unnecessary deaths of children.
www.wired.com/story/opinio...
www.wired.com/story/opinio...
The World Loses Under Bill Gates’ Vaccine Colonialism
As many countries wait for Covid vaccines, the world needs a patent-free “People’s Vaccine”—not more of Gates’ intellectual property stubbornness.
www.wired.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Gates Foundation IP maximalism killed a ton of people when pepfar and HIV prevention was spinning up but that was long enough ago that it's forgotten now :)
the pope is against polyamory because, like me, he wasted two months on feeld
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
the pope is against polyamory because, like me, he wasted two months on feeld
not enough ass yet
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
not enough ass yet
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Luenell on Gastronauts is PERFECT
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Luenell on Gastronauts is PERFECT
I know I’ve been a hater about holidays and some people actually love their families, but I could not imagine traveling only for a dinner.
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I know I’ve been a hater about holidays and some people actually love their families, but I could not imagine traveling only for a dinner.
cinema gays are like ‘these aren’t mesh shorts, they’re my HamNet’
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
cinema gays are like ‘these aren’t mesh shorts, they’re my HamNet’
I feel Scottish when I scroll by someone I’ve hooked up with because I’ve Dun that dee
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I feel Scottish when I scroll by someone I’ve hooked up with because I’ve Dun that dee
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BDSM scene with a nonbinary person named nog
beg nog
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
BDSM scene with a nonbinary person named nog
Today is a STFU day. Everyone has to STFU!*
* this doesn’t apply to my beautiful mutuals
* this doesn’t apply to my beautiful mutuals
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Today is a STFU day. Everyone has to STFU!*
* this doesn’t apply to my beautiful mutuals
* this doesn’t apply to my beautiful mutuals
testing new rail vehicles during Monday morning commute times is really smart and definitely doesn’t annoy passengers at all
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
testing new rail vehicles during Monday morning commute times is really smart and definitely doesn’t annoy passengers at all
Honk if you celebrate Wanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Honk if you celebrate Wanksgiving
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Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
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it's interesting that Seattle's got its own version of "who was president in 2020" now
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
it's interesting that Seattle's got its own version of "who was president in 2020" now
nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
anyway seeking a friday date
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
anyway seeking a friday date
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RIP Udo Kier, who, on top of a legendary 60-year career, was on an absolute 2020s hot streak.
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
RIP Udo Kier, who, on top of a legendary 60-year career, was on an absolute 2020s hot streak.
you get ahead at the piss factory by climbing the corporate bladder
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
you get ahead at the piss factory by climbing the corporate bladder
sagittarius season is here!! time to celebrate by being impatient, blunt, and mysterious!!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
sagittarius season is here!! time to celebrate by being impatient, blunt, and mysterious!!!
Björk turned 60 today!
my top 5 Björk songs:
⚫️ Black Lake
🏴 Declare Independence
✨ Desired Constellation
🍴Hyper-Ballad
😡 Pluto
my top 5 Björk songs:
⚫️ Black Lake
🏴 Declare Independence
✨ Desired Constellation
🍴Hyper-Ballad
😡 Pluto
happy birthday goddess, Björk!
my top 5 Björk songs:
✨ it’s not up to you
🚨 jóga
🏔️ hyper-ballad
👠 big time sensuality
📖 bachelorette
my top 5 Björk songs:
✨ it’s not up to you
🚨 jóga
🏔️ hyper-ballad
👠 big time sensuality
📖 bachelorette
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Björk turned 60 today!
my top 5 Björk songs:
⚫️ Black Lake
🏴 Declare Independence
✨ Desired Constellation
🍴Hyper-Ballad
😡 Pluto
my top 5 Björk songs:
⚫️ Black Lake
🏴 Declare Independence
✨ Desired Constellation
🍴Hyper-Ballad
😡 Pluto
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me (sees a hot person): they can't keep getting away with this
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
me (sees a hot person): they can't keep getting away with this