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I don’t care how you perceive me, as long as it’s a slur. The cats name is Calliope, and all my bloomfs are lil peas. Je me présent comme un slur. Le chat s’appelle Calliope, et tous mes bloomfs sont mes petits pois. They/Them Français/Anglais

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · Apr 20

Okay yeah divorce goes crazy

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 3h

AKA: If a man took an interest in things that are important to me and my thoughts on them I would fall in love. So like, the bar is in hell, but we’re on earth so that’s close enough

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 3h

Honestly, if a romantic interest sat down with me and listened to my favorite album of all time and then talked with me in depth about its nuance and meaning I’d never fall out of love

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 4h

Community advocacy initiative to storm your apartment and occupy it instead

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 5h

Don’t do the work, it’s home of phobic

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 5h

Girls trip 👀

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 11h

God gives special treats to his prettiest soldiers 😌

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 11h

Trying to read fifty pages of research thirty minutes before a course was a choice! (And now I’m skeeting instead and I have 25 minutes)

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 11h

Let’s quit school together

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 13h

Coffee maker came unplugged while making my coffee so now I’m running late because I’d rather be dead than not have coffee

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 13h

I am having impure thoughts 🥵

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 13h

Calliope is also elated to be back

A grey tabby shorthair cat with green eyes looking at the camera

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 13h

Casting spell of short meetings upon you

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 13h

What if you were really sick tho *cough cough*

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 14h

Good morning Ben 😌

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21h

I’ll keep you updated 😌

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah I’m worshipping false idols. You think I look this pretty because I hate myself?

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21h

Iconic, and appreciated. Already in talks with Trojan for a brand deal to sponsor the occasion 😌

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21h

You’re so right 😱

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21h

Anyone you’d suggest sleeping with there 👀

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21h

You’re right 👀 we could see eachother twice within the span of a year

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21h

Similar to the queer guiding principle of “what if we put something in It. Something long. What if we put something that’s long in it. “

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21h

So should I tell my therapist that I’m going to NYC and the broader east coast (and Montreal) for two-three weeks in May to see (sleep with) multiple mutuals orrrrrrrr

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Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21h

Accurate, based, peer reviewed.

Vanity-Complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 21h

That depends, are you in the jocktober that’s needing to be done 👀

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Braaaad 🏳️‍🌈👽🛸🦄 @ohlookitsbrad.bsky.social · 1d

Your daily reminder that historically fascists always lose eventually.

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