Vanity-Complex
@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all
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Gotta start putting fish oil on the kitties fur because I can’t pet her without shocking her 🥺
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Gotta start putting fish oil on the kitties fur because I can’t pet her without shocking her 🥺
Getting sent research at 11pm 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Getting sent research at 11pm 🥰
Meeting someone for the first time:
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Meeting someone for the first time:
Realized that I have more followers than my hometown did when growing up 🤯
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Realized that I have more followers than my hometown did when growing up 🤯
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Quote with a shower pic
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Quote with a shower pic
Snow day with little pea 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Snow day with little pea 🥰
Well behaved political activists rarely make history! (Tho they do seem to make it past their 40s 🤔)
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Well behaved political activists rarely make history! (Tho they do seem to make it past their 40s 🤔)
I don’t think I’m strong enough to be an idiot on the internet today
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I don’t think I’m strong enough to be an idiot on the internet today
Me at the bar after five (5) tequila sodas
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Me at the bar after five (5) tequila sodas
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Alain Jamet, compagnon de route de Jean-Marie Le Pen et cofondateur du Front national, est mort
Alain Jamet, compagnon de route de Jean-Marie Le Pen et cofondateur du Front national, est mort
Ancien parachutiste et militant de l’Algérie française, il sera jusqu’au bout resté fidèle au parti d’extrême droite. Il s’est éteint le 28 novembre à l’âge de 91 ans.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Alain Jamet, compagnon de route de Jean-Marie Le Pen et cofondateur du Front national, est mort
Imagine choosing to be boring because you’re afraid people won’t like you or your interests just to end up at the same place because there’s nothing there to like
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Imagine choosing to be boring because you’re afraid people won’t like you or your interests just to end up at the same place because there’s nothing there to like
File under men who could make me bark 🥴
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
File under men who could make me bark 🥴
You know your parents are getting close to retirement age when they pick up a tablet or phone game that you simply will never understand
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You know your parents are getting close to retirement age when they pick up a tablet or phone game that you simply will never understand
Oh #heatedrilvary (for engagement purposes)
Gonna embrace being an f-slur and watch the gay hockey show because I need to vicariously experience a toxic relationship
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Oh #heatedrilvary (for engagement purposes)
Gonna embrace being an f-slur and watch the gay hockey show because I need to vicariously experience a toxic relationship
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Gonna embrace being an f-slur and watch the gay hockey show because I need to vicariously experience a toxic relationship
I just hope that when I die people say “wow they were really sexy online with the most based opinions” or else, what is all this for?
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I just hope that when I die people say “wow they were really sexy online with the most based opinions” or else, what is all this for?
I think it’s necessary for everything you hate, you must have one thing you like in its place and then I think it’s vital that you interact with that like twice as much lest you rot
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I think it’s necessary for everything you hate, you must have one thing you like in its place and then I think it’s vital that you interact with that like twice as much lest you rot
The day after Thanksgiving is for blowing a fat load in bed, having pie for breakfast, and watching your favorite holiday flick in you jammies 😌
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The day after Thanksgiving is for blowing a fat load in bed, having pie for breakfast, and watching your favorite holiday flick in you jammies 😌
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8 foot tall angel girl who wants to "save you" but in a fucked up way that takes away your agency and your bodily autonomy. But also, again, she's 8 feet tall and an angel girl. So there's some tradeoffs to consider here.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
8 foot tall angel girl who wants to "save you" but in a fucked up way that takes away your agency and your bodily autonomy. But also, again, she's 8 feet tall and an angel girl. So there's some tradeoffs to consider here.
Charli xcx has discounted her merch ahead of Black Friday.
A portion of the proceeds will go towards the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund.
A portion of the proceeds will go towards the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund.
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You deserve to love your body!
You deserve to love your body!
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Btw if your pumpkin pies are light orange please Get Away From Me!
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Btw if your pumpkin pies are light orange please Get Away From Me!