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Vanity-Complex
@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all
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Okay yeah divorce goes crazy
Nonbinary porn site
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Economy = pussy
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sometimes I let my cars oil run low when I go to visit my dad just to add some enrichment to his enclosure when he checks it
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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This. Thiiiiisssss.
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The echos of the past are still out there. Love and art, they exist. (For best results use a pc/mac)
Cameron's World
🌍 A web-collage of text and images excavated from the buried neighbourhoods of GeoCities.
www.cameronsworld.net
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Hmm, realizing that I might be a freak watching crimson peak when it shocks me that the brother didn’t put at least one toe in his mouth
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Got some new pants 😌
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Watched Frankenstein and can confirm that I would like to be the lightning rod in between Oscar Issac and Jacob Elordi (respectfully)
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is where I post from, if you even care.
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The whore is stored in the top 5 most used emojis
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I could create an alt to thirst and separate my horny life from my *gestures broadly* but!

#1. I simply cannot be bothered to separate any parts of myself and do not care

#2. I have adhd and having another email and account to manage sounds like hell, so
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Most woke opinion is that all justice reform should be rehabilitation based for all crimes (yes, even those ones) as opposed to our current punitive system and that mandatory minimum sentencing should be abolished.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Charlie (local barista) gave me free pastries. I love you Charlie ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Petition for any podcaster that bitches about lack of civic action to loose their Røde mic privileges until the do one (1) community engagement project
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Please don’t talk to me until I’ve had my EUSEXUA Afterglow
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I need you to know that I follow some of you because you’re hot, some because you’re funny, but truly I follow some of you because how is your house so large 👀
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m sorry to say… but Drunk in Love 😬
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
THATS MY FRIEND!!!
Why yes, I did coordinate my outfit to match the design of the event I am working this week. 💕 🌴
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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being an extrovert is hell bc what do you mean I need to talk to someone today too??
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I am a collector of soup memes. Please comment or repost with your best soup memes.
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Watching a man wearing full camo climb into his lifted pickup truck with a dually in the middle of an urban center is high drag to me
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just need asl English speakers to see the photo the French paper of record chose to talk about the emails 😂

“Jeffery Epstein files: New revelations raise more questions about Donald Trumps relationship to the sexual predator.”
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“Im going over to see my friends tonight!” vs who im really going to see
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“We’ve just gotta meet them where they are, yk? We just gotta meet people where they are 🤠.” Well I think we’re all in hell so why don’t we start there?
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM