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Vanity-Complex
@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
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Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all
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Got some new pants 😌
A figure clad in green corduroy and a white t-shirt with a red design of Beyoncé and wording that runs vertical and reads from the bottom up “Cowboy Carter”
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Good morning 😌
Picman photo that says “im diva?”
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Image that reads “what’s going on?” with the options: “it’s annoying or not interesting,” “I’m in this photo and I don’t like it (the selected option),” “I think it shouldn’t be on Facebook,” “it’s spam”
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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This is where I post from, if you even care.
The reception desk of mode magazine from ugly Betty
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Charlie (local barista) gave me free pastries. I love you Charlie ❤️
Vanity wearing black glasses holding a brown bag full of tasty tasty treats
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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A meme from avatar the last airbender depicting Joo Dee saying “There is no climate crisis in ba sing se”
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
vanitycomplex.bsky.social
I’m sorry to say… but Drunk in Love 😬
Patrick the star being chained and booed by a crowed
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Vanity complex in a floral shirt and black glasses in an atrium setting
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
vanitycomplex.bsky.social
For example:
An image of a mice family in homesteading clothes gathered around a soup cauldron holding various spoons and ladles in a children’s book art style from the 1940s. The text on the image reads “girls night during soup season”
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I am a collector of soup memes. Please comment or repost with your best soup memes.
Photo of a yellow smiling emoji holding a bowl of golden broth garnished with chives that reads “mmmmmmmmmm brof.”
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Bugs bunny communist meme that says “our baby”
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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“Im going over to see my friends tonight!” vs who im really going to see
Yoshi, a black and white tuxedo American short hair cat looking at a Christmas tree while sitting on the arm of a dark leather sofa. A close up of Yoshi, being pet by her owner
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Picture of a white cat crying
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Tu as raison, mais
Crying cat meme
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Holding this space
Ariana grande holding Cynthia Erivos finger
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Picman that reads “I’m sugarplum?”
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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The face/the scent
Vanity complex in a car wearing a black button down and green puffer jacket Picture of tom fords noir extreme
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Co-signed, because that was some real shit you just said with an added trademark sign
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Oldest selfie on your phone

Here’s a gem from when I was 17
Vanity complex, but an actual gaunt looking child
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Cool kids listen to Alameda
Cover art for alamedas “But What the Hell Do I Know” which depicts alameda, a black woman with long auburn hair in a white tank top, brief style bottoms, and knee high white stiletto boots who is pictured from overhead laying in dark green grass in an awkward position to imply that she fell by an open red suitcase with a satin pink interior and its content spilled while she is seemingly photographed at night while being illuminated by a spot light
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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It’s Saturday, unless it’s not. Check your local calendar for details
Vanity complex in a black crop top and blue thong
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
vanitycomplex.bsky.social
One of the stranger albums I have on on my rotation. It’s literally just 30 min of this lady whistling and it is so good to lock in to
Cover art for Molly Lewis’ “On the Lips”
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Happy #fcf from someone who failed at edging 😅
An uncut cock covered in cum 😌
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Imagine having money and social status and using that to create profound art that will remain timeless 😌
The cover art for Rosalías “Lux”
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM