jamie (they/them)
@zerojokes.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
dainty enby cock for democracy 💙🧢🗽⚖️
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
dainty enby cock for democracy 💙🧢🗽⚖️
hate to say it but I have a similar method
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
hate to say it but I have a similar method
as a note it’s always good to ignore anything from My Northwest
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
as a note it’s always good to ignore anything from My Northwest
take the train. i’ll see you in 9 hours!
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
take the train. i’ll see you in 9 hours!
I spent the last three days on nearly back to back calls so I’m going mute for the rest of the night (sorry to husband)
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I spent the last three days on nearly back to back calls so I’m going mute for the rest of the night (sorry to husband)
ass, pussy, and pizza
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ass, pussy, and pizza
Your ass is enough but i’m expecting an ocean of ass on Wednesday
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Your ass is enough but i’m expecting an ocean of ass on Wednesday
that’s expected of me
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
that’s expected of me
finally i’ll feel home for the holidays
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
finally i’ll feel home for the holidays
the pope: “the term ‘nesting partner’ feels like a sin”
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
the pope: “the term ‘nesting partner’ feels like a sin”
The Rosalind Russell version is a joy to watch until the confederate shows up.
The elders have warned me against the Lucille Ball version for decades.
The elders have warned me against the Lucille Ball version for decades.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The Rosalind Russell version is a joy to watch until the confederate shows up.
The elders have warned me against the Lucille Ball version for decades.
The elders have warned me against the Lucille Ball version for decades.
give him the other half
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
give him the other half